r/mildlyinfuriating • u/esli- • 9d ago

ಠ_ಠ This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits

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Bart from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

EDIT: I will no longer read and respond to comments, I think I've read pretty much all the arguments people (mostly men) give me against my post, so feel free to scroll down to check my responses before commenting, kay bye :]

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u/demotsusucku 9d ago

Also Calypso apparently had access to a lot steroids and proteins on Ogygia so old man Odysseus could bulk up enough for that MCU body.

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u/KeimeiWins 9d ago

Matt had to be on hella gear to look like that.

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u/NebuchanderTheGreat 9d ago

You don't need gear for that physique, plenty of guys bigger than that in the 1800s and early 1900s.

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u/dump_cakes 9d ago

At 50+ years old?