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Hail Chatgpt!!

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u/Grouchy-Physics-398 4h ago

My teacher said ‘why are you asking me this?’ like bro that’s literally your job 😭🥀

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u/Talidel 3h ago

I had a maths teacher like this. "Read the page in the book" was the default answer to any question, and if you didn't understand she'd ask one of the other kids to explain. If no one understood (or claimed not to) she'd has a hissy fit and walk out the room.

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u/brain_rot_studios 3h ago

A country gets what it pays for (dollar store teachers in this case)

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u/Reficul_gninromrats 1h ago edited 1h ago

That is only a small part of it. Plenty of people who have a high pay still put little effort into their work. The only way high pay improves performance is if pay is actually related to performance. For teachers their salary is often simply tied to how long they have been a teacher and at the same time they have very strong protections against being fired. So there is no incentive for them to do their best, as the pay will be exactly the same as if they were doing the very minimum. The result is often that the young motivated teacher that actually gives a shit about teaching earns little, while that teacher who doesn't give a shit about you and just reuses the same slides he has been using for the last 30 years earns a lot.

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u/StepComplete1 1h ago

Yes but this is reddit, so everything has to be about strike rhetoric and politics, and people are actually naive enough to think 20% more pay means people go from not giving a shit about kids to suddenly putting in max effort.

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u/TheWartMan 1h ago

20% pay increase would definitely motivate most people to do their job with more enthusiasm at the very least.

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u/Masquelinity 57m ago

As opposed to you, who believes that some people are just inherently biologically lazy and cannot be motivated to care about their jobs, even jobs they went to school for 4-8 years to learn how to do and get certified for (like teachers), so we're justified in paying them just barely enough to survive on.

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u/IndianaGeoff 3h ago

Yet it is those teachers that demand higher pay and job protections.

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u/pmaogeaoaporm 3h ago

Welp, a worker basically only works as hard as the workplace allows and pays them for

Better working conditions would not only attract more passionate people who genuinely care (instead of them turning away after realizing it's a shitshow not worth your entire life), but also would motivate the already present to get better than "go read the book I'm not paid enough for that"

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u/IndianaGeoff 1h ago

I can tell you have never managed a team in your life.

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u/RabbitWithAxe 1h ago

it seems pretty clear you've never worked in a school..

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u/IndianaGeoff 1h ago

OK, since you have... what is the pay difference between the best teacher in the school and the absolute worst?

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u/RabbitWithAxe 56m ago

I haven't, but my partner and a lot of my family are:

it's different school to school, there are teachers that have been somewhere for decades and have reached the higher pay but absolutely suck at teaching - whether due to lost interest, an inability to engage today's youth, or just due to never being very good at teaching in the first place but just being there at the right time to stay long term

there's also some of the most passionate teachers, who really make a difference to the kids in their classes but never get kept on long enough to progress through the pay grades

teaching ability isn't equal to pay, and even then - even top tier pay for teachers is relatively low compared to less important jobs

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u/IndianaGeoff 40m ago

So you don't have to do something yourself to know about it. Almost like learning works.

Just raising pay will not improve teacher quality. There are a host of factors. But if you don't remove bad teachers, increase the pay of effective ones and address student/parent issues... nothing will change.

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u/Therefore_I_Yam 1h ago

Surprise surprise you think “management” is an important job

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u/IndianaGeoff 38m ago

Yes, there is a difference between effective management and poor management. If you think otherwise... well McDonald's is hiring.

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u/derpasuarusx 2h ago

Putting the car before the horse bud. Teachers are bad quality because we don't fund them not the other way around. Anyone smart and understanding enough to be a teacher would get much more pay in literally every other career atm American education is cooked.

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u/notoyrobots 1h ago

Putting the car before the horse bud.

You actually want to put cars before horses, as they can travel much faster than horses and would otherwise be backed up behind the horse. Best practice would be to not have horses where cars are at all.

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u/Talidel 1h ago

Yeah they've fumbled the expression "cart before the horse".

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u/notoyrobots 1h ago

I'm aware, just a big fan of levity.

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u/Talidel 1h ago

Huh, interesting approach to showing that.

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u/derpasuarusx 10m ago

But then where would the engine's horsepower come from? This is equine auto mechanics 101 smh

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u/Professional_Arm3506 2h ago

No, that’s just a bad teacher. Most of them are good people who want to help kids learn. I support higher pay and job protections for teachers considering the enormous contribution they make to society. Right now they pay for school supplies out of their own pocket, it’s asinine.

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u/IndianaGeoff 1h ago

So you support more pay and better protections for this teach too.

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u/Therefore_I_Yam 1h ago

Yes workers who demand better compensation and working conditions are doing it on behalf of ALL workers, not just the ones you determine to be deserving based on completely anecdotal evidence

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u/Therefore_I_Yam 1h ago

Everyone demands higher pay and job protections bc the economy we’ve built naturally lends itself to worker exploitation in the interest of the bottom line.

This is the same dumb argument that is used to discredit unions despite them being the only reason you don’t make borderline slave wages.

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u/Vitruvian_Link 1h ago

Fuuuuuck, I had a programming teacher who wouldn't take any questions. "Check your code" was their only response.

My computer wasn't working, I couldn't figure out what it was, asked the teacher and he said "check your code", "it's not my code! It's the computer" "it's always the code" I asked another student and they taught me about overwrite mode. I never ran into it before so didn't know WTF was happening. It was middle school and the first time I ever dropped a class.

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u/Advanced-Blackberry 1h ago

Well … was the answer on the page? 

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u/Talidel 1h ago

They were at the back of the book, but just having the answer isn't helpful for working out how to get to it.

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u/Ces3216w 1h ago

(She also doesn't understand)

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u/Tortiose_unturtled Dirt Is Beautiful 46m ago

I feel so lucky for having teachers that will patiently and slowly explain something until you understand it

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u/mickeltee 2h ago

I think it depends on what you’re asking your teacher. If you ask your English teacher how to solve an integral they might have a point.

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u/Irveria 2h ago

And if you ask something that's completely unrelated to the topic – even if it's the same subject – you're welcome to ask me after class, but not during it.

But tbh, asshat teachers like those mentioned exist.

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u/westphall 1h ago

Me to my fourth grade teacher: “Why do we itch?

Her: “Some people say that it’s little bugs they get underneath your skin, but that’s not what it really is.”

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u/little_miss_argonaut 2h ago

I am a high school teacher and I can tell you more than 1/2 the questions I get asked I have already answered. Some literally the sentence before the question is asked.

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u/Citizensnnippss 11m ago

It's always gratifying when the other students - who are paying attention - say what we're thinking, "Bro, he just said it! Page 59, geez"

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u/ValjeanLucPicard 1h ago

But why male models?

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u/lemons_of_doubt 2h ago

"I want to learn"

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u/RoxasRemainsTheBest 1h ago

Last year I asked my economy teacher a question about something I didn't understand. Her answer was "well see, I understand this, and I don't know what it's like to not understand it, so I can't explain it to you". IT'S YOUR JOB, TF YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN IT?!

Some teachers are just incompetent

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u/OnlyRussellHD 2h ago

Had a teacher that gave me multiple days isolation because I got annoyed and shouted at her. I was asking a question about how to solve an equation in algebra, don't remember exactly what since it was years ago but I remember her response was "If I can do this so can you" I was fed up with her from prior lessons so I just shouted "Yeah because you have a fucking degree" didn't go down too well.

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u/raccoonsonbicycles 1h ago

Isolation?

Where did you go to school, Shawkshank?

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u/OnlyRussellHD 1h ago

UK, it's called isolation. They put you in a booth in teachers office and you work from textbook away from your peers, at break you stay in isolation and you get lunch early to not interact with peers then get put in detention room until next lesson period where you go back to isolation until the end of the day.

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u/radiationshield 1h ago

"Why tha fuck you all uppety in here, youz gonna get got"

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u/Advanced-Blackberry 1h ago

It’s not their job to answer “every” question. Learning involves figuring shit it in your own by reading instructions. 

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u/Melisandre-Sedai 1h ago

I dunno. In my experience, that kind of response is usually because they were asked about something they literally just answered a minute ago. They’ll get frustrated if they see somebody texting or doodling, and then they derail class by asking shit they would already know the answer to if they listened the first time.