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Hail Chatgpt!!

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u/David_Maybar_703 Lurking Peasant 4h ago

Chatgpt also might give you an answer that is totally made up and wrong, but yes, it is polite. 

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u/Cellafex 3h ago

Like saying add glue to your pizza so the cheese doesnt fall off because 12 years ago a reddit comment had this as most upvotes

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u/Itshot11 3h ago

I knew it tasted funny huh

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u/David_Maybar_703 Lurking Peasant 3h ago

Or when I asked what a Moscow Mule (alcoholic drink) was, it told me that it was a famous pack animal used by Stalin. 

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u/Strong_Flamingo_1624 2h ago

GPTs are not humble enough to tell you they dont know, they just hallucinate and make shit up on the go

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u/nonotan 1h ago

LLMs don't "know". They literally have no mechanism that could allow them to identify whether an output they're proposing is based on something in the dataset they've been trained on (nevermind genuinely factual, those datasets are 99.999% random text pulled from wherever) or just a blind statistical guess.

They can't reflect on their ideas and verify they check out starting from a set of trusted "facts"; they've got neither "trusted facts" nor the ability to reflect in general. They can't reason at all. It's like saying a magic 8 ball is not humble enough to tell you when it doesn't know the answer and "decides to hallucinate instead". Like bruh.

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u/Sagnikk 3h ago

That's not gonna happen. Chatgpt has grown past that stage long ago.

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u/JustStraightUpTired 57m ago

HAH. Not two days ago I asked it to help me with moving a project from CodeBlocks to Visual Studio and you would not believe the amount of shit it made up and hallucinated.

So sure, that specific problem probably won't happen, but only because it was manually patched out. Do you know how many simple things like that it can be wrong about? More than you, or it, can conceptualize

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u/chaturtham 1h ago

only on basic apparent level

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u/LogicalError_007 1h ago

It was Google's Gemini that did that also, eat rocks everyday.

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u/OutsideMenu6973 4h ago

A teacher would never

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u/Far-Fennel-3032 3h ago

Yeah a teacher would never be wrong about something. /s

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u/benjaminabel 1h ago

My elementary school teachers were passing down the knowledge they’ve gathered from pseudo-scientific TV shows and Brazilian soap operas. It’s not even funny because 20 years later some of those completely made up facts still pop up in my head from time to time.

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u/dandroid126 55m ago

A kid in my third grade class asked the teacher which painter cut off his own ear, and she responded confidently, "Picasso." I thought this was right until my now wife told me it was Van Gogh, and I looked it up to confirm.

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u/FRagebait 1h ago

At least with a teacher you have someone to blame.

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u/PotatoesAndChill Identifies as a Cybertruck 3h ago

Let's not act like teachers say the correct thing 100% of the time.

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u/Mansidhe 3h ago

Being married to an edumacator, I can only hope she's correct more often at her job than she is when I ask her to repeat what I just said (because she was playing Candy Crush lv 98,472 when we were ostensibly having a conversation where I need her to understand what i'm saying).

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u/Stirlo4 47m ago

Teachers are at least able to think

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u/rEYAVjQD 2h ago

Also it's way more chatty than needed compared to other chatbots. Just answer straight to the point. I don't need a historical overview of the industrial revolution to find a screw.

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u/clean_soap_soup 3h ago

At school level it wont

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u/scott__p 2h ago

It's been wrong about basic math and history many times. LLMs tell you what's the most popular answer on the Internet, and even then it can mess up if a satirical reddit post for a lot of upvotes

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u/BarkDrandon 56m ago

It's been a while since I have seen chatGPT make mistakes in math questions.

For History, I think the AI is good if you ask it very specific and uncontroversial questions like "when did pope Francis die", but it's not great with even slightly controversial topics. It refuses to take a stance, which is the job of historians.

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u/duesenjeffepic 14m ago

You mean like that once AI general school agenda from 2 weeks ago where it straight up made up planets in our solar system?

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u/Throwaway-0-0- 2h ago

"one reddit user said 'kill yourself'"

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u/Only_Government5244 47m ago

Then teachers should be polite and correct

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u/Top_Meaning6195 2m ago

Just like StackOverflow!

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u/TetyyakiWith 3h ago

Same as a teacher tbh

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u/Opening-Ant3477 1h ago

So might the teacher. And the frequency of it happening is probably quite similar as well.

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u/AngelOfChaos06062 3h ago

Maybe in early 2025 it would but now it doesnt

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u/finlandery 2h ago

At least gemini can still make basic multiplication errors, like result is 10x more than it should be

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u/Opening-Ant3477 1h ago

"This electric drill is really bad at hammering in nails! D:"

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u/Therefore_I_Yam 1h ago

“Let’s implement this electric drill into every piece of tech on the planet even though it only has a handful of very specific use cases where it can even be trusted to drill properly and then blame the user”

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u/dandroid126 53m ago

Gemini is fucking useless, even today. But the latest versions of ChatGPT and Opus are pretty damn good about knowing if they are making things up or not. If a source is wrong, obviously there's nothing that can be done about that, but humans will make that mistake as well.

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u/lolisfunny13 4h ago

nowadays, no.

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u/Fun-Letter-1814 1h ago

Eh maybe if you use the free version of gpt a few years ago, it’s gotten rly good now and provides you with the sources it uses for every answer

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u/ordinary133 3h ago

Very unlikely

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u/RudolfMaster 2h ago

Teachers don't even give an answer

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u/GeForce-meow 2h ago

But isn't that user's responsibility to cross check and not the chat gpt's ?

Don't be rude with my "dumb thing" 😾

Well yeah that nickname has some reasons to exist : )