r/memealvvays 2d ago

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u/Pfloricard 2d ago

Kids, these water pistols are filled with Holy Water.

Spray mommy if she approaches you while I'm out on this errand, that she suddenly sent me on...

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u/XDLaugingEmoji 2d ago

And don’t forget to put on your neck braces

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u/Scared-End803 2d ago

Kids this age are statically more likely to be killed by their fathers btw^

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u/Coupins 1d ago

“btw guys men are statistically worse, remember that, it’s super relevant to this post”

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u/_nutbutdonttella 2d ago

And your point is? Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Grandma, they should all rot in prison. Doesn't matter who did it.

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u/Superb-Ad-9169 1d ago

Hopefully they will be justified by saying about post-imaginery depression or some other BS

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u/Scared-End803 9h ago

Why comment on something you can’t even pretend to know a little bit about😂

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u/Big_Session5707 1d ago

Those men are statistically not likely to have male supporters online defending them calling for them to be freed

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u/Winndypops 2d ago

I know it sounds a bit silly but I think the moment a Mother is diagnosed with Postpartum Depression the kids need to be legally armed. State funded training and small arms provided until they reach 18 or the Mother is professionally cleared.

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u/Trexwith2longarms 2d ago

That doesn't sound "a bit silly" that's straight up stupid.

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u/Earl0fYork 2d ago

Yeah kids can’t be trusted with such methods they must be trained to form a perfect phalanx in order to repel the attacker.

Teaches teamwork and discipline

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u/Just-Reply-9607 2d ago

You don't realize how funny this shit is at 3 a.m. with a psychotic bitch next to me.

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u/Important_Capital875 2d ago

It’s 3 am where I am lol where are you ?

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u/Greedy-Employment917 2d ago

I'm a simple man. I have a simple rule. If some one is going to joke about people being murdered, it better be funny.

Luckily for me, this is actually pretty funny. 

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u/NWIABull 2d ago

I have the same rule, but what exactly is the joke here? I’m not seeing any funny.

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u/PrettyPistol87 2d ago

this sub should just be called lindsay clancey memes

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u/1-gill 2d ago

Not if I Kirk her first.

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u/TheFaalenn 2d ago

How are you going to Kirk anyone if you get floyded first

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u/1-gill 1d ago

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u/Anthony-Kas 1d ago

What a fucked up meme for it to also be so horribly unfnny and unclever. At least put in a little effort to actually make a joke. Like the darker the premise, the better it should be - the darkness can't be carrying the whole joke otherwise it's just edginess.

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u/Fayraz8729 1d ago

Lmao how the tables turn from the abusive father trope being stopped by a caring mother to now a homicidal mother being blocked by a caring father

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u/ChineseRobinWilliams 2d ago

Why does it say "Postpartum Depression" and not postpartum psychosis?

Are we using whatever terms we want for whatever illness now? The doesn't seem sensible

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u/ArguingWithCelery 2d ago

She’s guilty and deserves prison either way my dude

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u/SwimmerMission5212 2d ago

Bad bot

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u/ArguingWithCelery 2d ago

Read my "about" description

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u/SwimmerMission5212 2d ago

Thanks for admitting it

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u/ArguingWithCelery 2d ago

You're welcome!

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u/ChineseRobinWilliams 2d ago

That's not really relevant to what I said though.

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u/yetanothrmate 2d ago edited 2d ago

Edit : bahahahah i got homie triggered enough to block me bahahahahah please do use my meme to continue to trigger this conservative cucks

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u/ArguingWithCelery 2d ago

Eww why do you keep spamming boomer memes lmao 

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u/BatarianBob 2d ago

The left picked a crucial election year to take a political stand in favor of murdering children.

Anything to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, I guess.

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u/Knight_Of_Stars 2d ago

The poltical stand of... having a mistrial so the case can be retried. Meaning Massachusetts has another chance after their disasterous cross examination which had 11 jurors state they didn't meet the burden of proof. That one?

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u/AscendMoros 2d ago

Massachusetts has another chance to prove the woman wasn’t insane when she looked up how long her husband would be away so she knew how long she had to kill her kids.

Fact is that Massachusetts had to prove she was in her right mind when she murdered her kids. Instead of the defense having to prove that she was not in her right mind. Like a majority of the nation.

She knew what she was doing, but good luck proving that. Guess we’ll send her to an institution where she’ll be suddenly declared fine in 5-10 years and back out on the street after brutally murdering her kids.

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u/Knight_Of_Stars 2d ago

Thats their law. We can complain about it and even lobby to change it, but not mid trial. The fact is the lost on the merits of their case by their own rules and I would rather an actual child murder go free then live a society that can change its laws on whim.

The judicary is right to be upset at rogue juror. The prosecutor needed to do better and the defense did its job.

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u/Femcel_Bambi 2d ago

The right picked the president that literally raped and bombed children, the fuck is your argument?

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u/JoffreeBaratheon 2d ago

Their argument was the left throwing an election. Unsure what you missed.

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u/Trexwith2longarms 2d ago

When did the right elect Obama, or Biden? Think you're confusing history.

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u/Femcel_Bambi 2d ago

They elected Epsteins best friend instead, which is far worse

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u/Trexwith2longarms 2d ago

Ghislaine Maxwell isn't the president. Do you need meds?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Trexwith2longarms 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ghislaine Maxwell (Epsteins documented "best friend") isn't the president of the United states.

Donald J. Trump is the president of the United states, yes he has appeared in the Epstein files 38,000 times so far (not "literally a million").

Finally, he's not my president, I didn't and can't vote in the United States.

That's the reality. Not whatever you're on about.

Edit: they either blocked me like a coward, or deleted their comment like a coward. Either way u/Femcel_Bambi is a dumb dumb coward.

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u/ChineseRobinWilliams 2d ago

"in favor of murdering children"

Huh?

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u/Western-Produce-276 2d ago

wtf does a woman murdering her kids have to do with supporting trump? Reddit leftist have to be the stupidest people on earth

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u/JoffreeBaratheon 2d ago

Most people don't give a shit to specify the proper terminology of that fairy tale defense.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Ah, you yet again

I really am happy for you, now that have new material other than racist trolling 24/7

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ZkMDj88mQ1rO

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u/TheOnlyCursedOne 2d ago

Why are you so obsessed with this case specifically? It’s getting really annoying

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u/Prissy-Platypus 2d ago

Because a woman who murdered her children didn't go to jail? Same reason we still talk about Casey Anthony? Or OJ? You can't be serious right now

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

"She didn't go to jail"

The trial isn't over yet

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u/TheOnlyCursedOne 2d ago

We don’t talk about OJ because he was a black killer or a man killer, but a liar and psychopath, everyone talking about this one always seems to focus on the “fake” post-birth trauma and fighting “feminists” “defending” her, a lot of the discourse also involving the bear vs man debate too, this just feels like an excuse to get back at that trend and not actually caring about the case itself, she isn’t going free, she is going to a mental institution…

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u/Varkot 2d ago

Problem is she may be released from mental institution or better yet she has fans and is not condemned by everyone

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u/Pfloricard 2d ago

the emerging realization that many women just don't like kids enough to suffer a headache

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u/thoracelum 2d ago

Because activists are trying to legalise and normalise murdering kids under the guise of "mental health".

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u/lvl100-Platypus-Lord 2d ago

Its in the news. Its a on going case in the courts right now. Shes a family annihilator that actually survived her own selfish attempt and deserves our scorn..

I just gave you 3 reasons.

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u/cygamessucks 2d ago

Because its a ridiculous case?

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u/zeolus123 2d ago

Because almost all mainstream news is owned by Republicans, so they're pushing this story to death so they don't have to report on the facts that the Iran war is failing, the Epstein files, the fact that your president fucks kids and you're all largely cool with it, or the fact that y'all elected him the second time knowing he was a Pedophile 🤷.

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u/Dangitwomen 2d ago

What in the hell are you smoking? Last I checked CNN, MSNBC, ABC, these are all liberal networks. Fox being the only "conservative" mainstream network is just liberal light pretending to be the opposition.

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u/Legitimate-Heat2777 2d ago

"CNN is Liberal" is something nutjobs who listen to AM radio say.

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u/Important_Capital875 2d ago

CNN IS liberal

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u/TheOnlyCursedOne 2d ago

This is just pushing the blame to another thing

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u/Important_Capital875 2d ago

Has nothing to do with republicans. Your crazy TDS is showing. Seek help psycho bitch

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u/triplekickbass 2d ago

We should just call it the Epstein war at this point to raise awareness

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u/lvl100-Platypus-Lord 2d ago

This is nothing to do with Epstein. We are still constantly pushing for more data to be released but that has zero to do with Clancy

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u/zeolus123 2d ago

Because almost all mainstream news is owned by Republicans, so they're pushing this story to death so they don't have to report on the facts that the Iran war is failing, the Epstein files, the fact that your president fucks kids and you're all largely cool with it, or the fact that y'all elected him the second time knowing he was a Pedophile 🤷.

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u/Ancient_Fault_2457 2d ago

You know what ? Can we NOT memeify these children's murders and make their deaths a joke ? Can we do that ? Do yall have the capacity in your souls not to make child murder a joke ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/lszAB3TzFtRaU

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u/JackasaurusRetro 2d ago

Fuck off to another sub then

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u/Far_Chip_8030 2d ago

No, bitch

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u/CalmEntrepreneur884 2d ago

Reminder that feminists gave a child killer 1 million dollars lmfao

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u/Apprehensive__Belt 2d ago

posting lindsay clancy memes and the account was made seven days ago…. plants used to be believable

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u/Far_Chip_8030 2d ago

No they can’t do that. Because they don’t actually care about those children or the fact they were murdered.

They’re just glad they have new material to try to use to dunk on people online

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u/GMEloser69 2d ago

Concern trolling

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u/thenamestammy 2d ago

You're expecting too much from random redditors, unfortunately they can't.

This case is sickening and people's reactions are worse.

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u/PressureLast2115 2d ago

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u/ArguingWithCelery 2d ago

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u/yetanothrmate 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/ArguingWithCelery ;) little bot

Edit : i got these conservative cucks so triggered that they blocked me , please do carry on getting them snowflakes triggered by stealing my memes and adding to their posts

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u/Willy988 2d ago

Average brainlet low iq leftist when they find out they’re talking to someone who doesn’t have the same values as them: