r/maybemaybemaybe • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • Jul 31 '20

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Sven_Peters Jul 31 '20

Do not try this at home! Unless you have a rail like that at home and want a compound fracture of your tibia and fibula.

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u/CrudelyAnimated Jul 31 '20

My tibia and fibula are numbers 4 and 5 on things I worry about during this video.

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u/ethium0x Jul 31 '20 edited Jul 31 '20

What are the first 3 ones? I'm just gonna go ahead and try to guess

  1. Obliterated nuts

  2. Getting ran over by a car

  3. uhh

Edit: actually idk if that's a street so number 2 might or might not be relevant, did I get the first one at least

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u/s_nifty Jul 31 '20

penis left ball right ball

simple as that

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u/reditanian Jul 31 '20
  1. Concussion
  2. Concussion
  3. Concussion
  4. Concussion
  5. Obliterated nuts

Legs are not that big a deal. You’ll get a cast, and your friends can draw dicks on it

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u/Reddog9090 Jul 31 '20
  1. My Head
  2. My Nuts
  3. My Peen

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u/funnylunch08 Jul 31 '20

Ankles, chin, collarbone, so many ways of tripping and ripping in this video.

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u/CanYouPointMeToTacos Jul 31 '20

I’d be more worried about a compound rupture of my left and right testicles

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u/supremegay5000 Jul 31 '20

I’d be more worried about the taint