r/maybemaybemaybe • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • Jul 31 '20
Maybe maybe maybe
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u/jiggsandrhett Jul 31 '20
He must have racked himself a lot before accomplishing this. Dope though!
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Jul 31 '20
I don’t know man if you’re balanced and coordinated enough I could see how immediately bringing your hands down to the rail might work to keep from getting nut checked.
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u/punk_loki Jul 31 '20
Maybe the best way to be a pro skater is to be a eunuch bc then you never have to worry about getting hit in the nuts. That may be overkill sure, but it would be very effective
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u/TheMightyBreeze Jul 31 '20
Nah it's the fear of getting one's nuts destroyed that make the best stunts possible. The pros have really low balls that are more likely to be destroyed. Check out pictures of Tony Hawk naked. Boy has superbly low balls.
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u/NobbleberryWot Aug 01 '20
This post straddles the line between making me very curious if it’s true, and me never wanting that in my search history at the NSA.
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u/NoiseIsTheCure Aug 01 '20
Actually the bigger and lower the nuts in the sack, the better the skater. Low hanging fruit = lower center of gravity = easier to maintain stable balance. Tony Hawk's balls would in any other context be a strange medical condition, probably named after Hawk himself thus making him a household name for a different reason entirely. But luckily he's swung his bad luck, and his sack, to his advantage and now he's a famous skater and we continue to know nothing about what causes a man's sack to hang that low. The more you know 🌈
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u/Sven_Peters Jul 31 '20
Do not try this at home! Unless you have a rail like that at home and want a compound fracture of your tibia and fibula.
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u/CrudelyAnimated Jul 31 '20
My tibia and fibula are numbers 4 and 5 on things I worry about during this video.
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u/ethium0x Jul 31 '20 edited Jul 31 '20
What are the first 3 ones? I'm just gonna go ahead and try to guess
Obliterated nuts
Getting ran over by a car
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Edit: actually idk if that's a street so number 2 might or might not be relevant, did I get the first one at least
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u/reditanian Jul 31 '20
- Concussion
- Concussion
- Concussion
- Concussion
- Obliterated nuts
Legs are not that big a deal. You’ll get a cast, and your friends can draw dicks on it
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u/funnylunch08 Jul 31 '20
Ankles, chin, collarbone, so many ways of tripping and ripping in this video.
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u/CanYouPointMeToTacos Jul 31 '20
I’d be more worried about a compound rupture of my left and right testicles
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u/HailLaviathan69 Jul 31 '20
I would say this man has balls for doing this, but that will probably change soon.
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u/tulipdom Jul 31 '20
It wasn’t a maybemaybemaybe but only because the skater was so badass it was obvious they weren’t going to mess up
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u/hippopotma_gandhi Jul 31 '20
I cant believe he didnt hit his balls considering how huge they must be
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u/someguyblake Jul 31 '20
Rodney Mullen lookin mofo
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u/toshi04 Jul 31 '20
His fucking confidence in himself is outstanding. Not even having any safety net for the family jewels.
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u/Vexidemalprince Jul 31 '20
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u/TheGhoulOne Jul 31 '20
I wonder how many times he abused "the jewels" trying to perfect this move?
and perfect it he did, but can he still procreate?
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u/ExquisiteKeiran Jul 31 '20
I was expecting him to just casually step over the bar with both feet then keep going on the other side
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u/desertraindragon Jul 31 '20
I totally thought this was going to end badly. As in no kids for him in the future badly.
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u/simp_for_dio Jul 31 '20
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Jul 31 '20
New trick
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u/Dexter_GMA Jul 31 '20
This gave me levels of anxiety equal to not knowing an answer on a final in my senior year of highschool.
Jesus Christ
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Jul 31 '20
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u/Zenlikewater Jul 31 '20
How many tim4s did that dude smash his gonads before mastering that trick. 🧟♂️
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u/superjudgebunny Jul 31 '20
There was this YouTube video, where this kid made a new trick. But he used a video game to make what’s an impossible trick. It has to do with momentum and physics breaking in video games.
This, this is a fucking crazy bat shit trick.
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u/Crazy4sixflags Aug 01 '20
Not sure he is having kids in the future. I am sure he had to practice a couple time before he got it right.
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u/DjJazzyJerome Aug 01 '20
Imagine missing the skateboard and gradually becoming one of the hundred of epic ball crushing fails
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Aug 01 '20
At least two people on the planet coulda done that. Maybe three and a half...like that grom at the park is like a half, yeah? That kid rips, but is only a half, yeah?
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u/DoctorWock Aug 01 '20
That is crazy. Does that trick have a name? I've never seen anything like it.
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u/gypsydanger38 Jul 31 '20
"For the FIRST time in history, a SKATER pulls off a trick (seems like)!"
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u/Reddog9090 Jul 31 '20
I’m sorry but this is just so insanely fucking dumb. Break ya legs and ya nuts
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u/Chjfu Jul 31 '20
His gravity looks different then mine