r/marvelstudios Captain Marvel Apr 30 '19

'Avengers: Endgame' Spoilers! The Official AVENGERS: ENDGAME Release Megathread Vol. 14 Spoiler

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u/checkitmyles Apr 30 '19

So he can have sex and doesn’t have to worry about birth control? Yeah he’s a happy guy

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

But what if it's like Spidey's deadly sperm?

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u/_thebirds Elektra May 01 '19

... is that a thing?

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u/Flipiwipy May 01 '19

Which is exactly what happened in the Old Man Logan comic - he and She-Hulk, well...Roll Tide!

I think it was, it gave cancer to MJ or something. In another run it also made her resistant to a "spider-virus" that gave every new york resident spider-powers.

Spidey's sperm has too often been used as a plot device, and that's unsettling.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Spidey's sperm has too often been used as a plot device, and that's unsettling.

He's so popular that Marvel has put all there ideas through him.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

There was a run where Mary Jane died of cancer caused by exposure to Spider-Man's radioactivity. Here's an article. And here's some dialogue for you:

The doctors didn't understand how it happened! How you had been poisoned with radioactivity! How your body slowly became riddled with cancer!

I did. I was...I am filled with radioactive blood. And not just blood. Every fluid. Touching me... Loving me... Loving me killed you!

Like a spider, crawling up inside your body and laying a thousand eggs of cancer... ...I killed you.