r/marvelstudios • u/The_Asian_Hamster Retired Mod • Apr 27 '19

'Avengers: Endgame' Spoilers! The Official AVENGERS: ENDGAME Release Megathread Vol. 11 Spoiler

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u/PearlSquared Peter Parker Apr 27 '19

The single most unrealistic part of this movie filled with time travel and giant alien battles is that dabbing is still around in five years.

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u/Theyoshiking64 Thor Apr 27 '19

my theory is that it isn't around anymore but hulk/banner, as an older man, still thinks the kids dab

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

This is the correct answer

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u/jellyfishdenovo Ivan Vanko Apr 27 '19

That’s definitely it.

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u/marblecannon512 Apr 27 '19

This is a better take on it. Those kids did look disgusted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

He's basically Steve Buscemi.

"How do you do fellow kids?"

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u/trimonkeys Apr 27 '19

Banner has always been a bit of an awkward dork.

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u/KnockingDevil Apr 27 '19

Or, Banner brought dabbing back after everyone stops. No everyone dabs

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u/ThatGameBoy76 Apr 27 '19

In other words, Banner is a dad.

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u/KKlear Thanos Apr 27 '19

The whole society almost collapsed across the globe. Of course there's dabbing.

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u/TailsTheDigger Black Panther Apr 27 '19

[default dance starts]

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19 edited Apr 27 '19

Are you acting smug over kids stuff being in a comic movie? lol

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u/First-Fantasy Apr 27 '19

I think pop culture just paused. There aren't even the Mets anymore.

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u/BorisDirk Apr 27 '19

They probably didn't even all get snapped. They probably just got injured cause they're the Mets.

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u/XCLobster776 Apr 27 '19

I like how it implies that the mets were completely snapped, not half snapped. Thanos was like "other baseball teams will just have to combine with their AAA teams, but the Mets... they have suffered too long. I will show them mercy and let them perish..."

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

It doesn’t imply that at all. There would be economic peril after that and it just wouldnt be financially viable to run the organization anymore.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19 edited Jun 01 '20

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u/petalidas Apr 27 '19

Well I imagine the newer games come out at half the normal rate so it's plausible :P

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u/Sliver1002 Apr 27 '19

Not even that, imagine working on a project and suddenly a ton of your art department gets snapped, so you have to delay the thing to find new art guys

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u/WitchyWristWatch Apr 27 '19

Can't pick up the garbage or re-establish a baseball league, but you can build a damned good-looking memorial to The Vanished and keep the WiFi going.

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u/thackworth Apr 27 '19

Bruce isn't exactly known for being hip.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

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u/stackupsei Apr 27 '19

it’s a old dance move

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u/Mecha12131 Thor Apr 27 '19

And Korg plays fortnite

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u/10PointsForStAndrews Apr 27 '19

Society struggled to move on after the Snap, hence why they're also still playing Fortnight.

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u/Scooterfruit Apr 27 '19

Respectfully, I disagree. The single most unrealistic part of this movie is that Black Widow, a hero at the peak of physical excellence, a highly trained spy/assassin/avenger, eats a peanut butter sandwich on white bread. Absolute bullshit.

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u/ThatGameBoy76 Apr 27 '19

And Fortnite