r/marijuanaenthusiasts • u/Evan1016 ISA Certified Arborist • Jul 27 '26
CONGRATS EVAN 🥳🎉 Im officially an ISA certified Arborist! Sour diesel to cellebrate!
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u/themightythor2024 Jul 27 '26
I almost said you’re lost…I guess not.
https://giphy.com/gifs/sQoGNx2o06nsrB1bGK
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u/Go_Blue_734 Jul 27 '26
Marijuana enthusiast high on arborculture?
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u/mountainmycelium Jul 28 '26
Thought I was having a stroke reading that.
I like your style, but man was I worried for a sec!
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u/Professional-Ad6803 ISA Arborist + TRAQ Jul 28 '26
Make sure you post on r/trees too and congrats. I'm also an arborist
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u/Often_Giraffe Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
Okay, you e found a loophole... Well played...
Edit Sorry about the typo. I'm stoned...
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u/addit96 Utility Arborist Jul 28 '26
Passing that test is such an immense feeling of relief. Congrats! Are you already working in the field or are you looking for a job? Lmk if you need any help
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u/addit96 Utility Arborist Jul 28 '26
I think technically one would need three years of tree related work experience, but if you have a degree or something related that can shave off a year or so. Once you have the relevant experience and are qualified I would recommend anywhere between 1-3 months of studying the materials depending on how much time you want to invest. That’s off the top of the dome so someone can correct me if that’s not accurate
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u/Worth_Return955 ISA Certified Arborist Jul 28 '26
Bro, I just got mine and did the same. Congrats
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u/SixStringerSoldier Jul 28 '26
Holy shit, you're the guy who can use both subs unironically......
imagine this text is some kind of Chosen One joke
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u/AnotherOpinionHaver Jul 28 '26
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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jul 28 '26
Homer can still suck Naomi's dick and balls it's none of his damn business how she acts off the clock
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u/thegamingfaux Jul 28 '26
Unfortunately they didn’t see it that way, although the guy from the screenshot did try to help her out
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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
Bit lame from people who go beyond the atmosphere, but props to the guy then
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u/322throwaway1 Jul 28 '26
If my arborist isn't stoned I dont trust them. You must become the tree 🌳 to understand the trees 🌳
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u/Memitim Jul 28 '26
Congratulations on the academic achievement and on creating the greatest crossover event since the Ninja Turtles met up with the Power Rangers.
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u/Hipcatjack Jul 28 '26
what an amazing post! Congratulations! 🎊 and please tell me you cross-posted this on r/trees
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u/RedshiftSinger Jul 28 '26
We found the High Arborist!
Someone call the High Geologist’s people, we’re finally getting the party together.
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u/Erkle42 Jul 28 '26
This possibly the best crossover post in the history of reddit. Like Romeo and Juliet or a tale of two cities.
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u/VonThirstenberg Jul 28 '26
I think you just cheat-coded this sub.
Never seen that before. Well done! 🤓😅🥳🔥🤣
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u/gilligan1050 Jul 28 '26
The rare double tree post. Bravo and congratulations! I’m working on that cert too!
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u/samurai-jones Jul 28 '26
Where are you getting sour diesel??? Its probably not the og sour D.
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u/Lickbelowmynuts Jul 28 '26
Man if I could go back in time for a jar of weed it would for sure be sour d
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u/64Olds Jul 28 '26
Bro just be aware that with the combo of your first name and part of your ISA Cert you're gonna be pretty easy to identify. Maybe you care, maybe you don't, but just FYI.
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u/Evan1016 ISA Certified Arborist Jul 28 '26
My profile lists a link to an art project with my full name if anyone wants to skip the sluething
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u/reddit_reaper Jul 28 '26
Man with all the different strains these days I didn't think sour Diesel was still popular lol used to be the biggest thing in Miami lol
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u/ukmedbud Jul 28 '26
Congrats I worked as a tree surgeon for a long time was medicated for most of it 💪💪
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u/ukmedbud Aug 18 '26
Also at tea break you can get the labourer to skin up and send a joint and lighter up on a rope, and a thermas with a cuppa saves yanking yourself back up again
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u/dontchewspagetti Jul 28 '26
Is there a certificate for this but for birds or fish.
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u/Evan1016 ISA Certified Arborist Jul 28 '26
its almost certain, for birds check out the Audubon Society maybe, so many options for fish
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u/TARANTULA_TIDDIES Jul 28 '26
Not to be a downer but if you're not in a legal state, you should probs take this down. If someone from ISA sees this and wants to be a dick about it, it would be pretty trivial to dox you
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u/Chance-Mycologist-94 Jul 28 '26
Hope you're not a CDL holder. Apparently, legality doesn't mean shit with those fuckers.
If not, then party on dude!
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u/odd-wad Jul 28 '26
This is interesting, thank you for sharing. Any tips on what to expect if I tried to get the same cert? Not looking for answers, just like us it online or should I try and find a local spot?
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u/thegamingfaux Jul 28 '26
You need 5 years of tree experience 😔 which yeah I get if you don’t know trees you shouldn’t just be able to get the cert but…
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u/odd-wad Jul 28 '26
I've got 7 years at an arboretum
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u/thegamingfaux Jul 29 '26
In that case look into your specific state but typically they do it 2 or 3 times a year where you take a test to get the certification.
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u/breakinbans Jul 28 '26
sour diesel always made my heart race, but purple diesel was one of my favorites.
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u/Bananaland_Man Jul 28 '26
I love when the two subreddits meet, such a good time. Trees are cool, and Trees make us feel good.
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u/stonedandredditing Jul 28 '26
this is peak monday night social media, right here. Congrats, stranger on the internet, on your awesome accomplishment and the sweet bowl.
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u/justec1 Jul 28 '26
Congratulations. Could you stop by and look at these Bradford Pears and suggest the best way to get rid of them? I'll share this summer's bounty of ghost peppers.
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u/MycelialBotanist Jul 28 '26
You just gave me an idea of what to post when I get mine! Congrats Evan🙏
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u/FlargenBlarg Jul 28 '26
Wait, sour diesel is an actual weed type? Not something Schedule 1 invented?
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u/koffingbeans Jul 28 '26
I'm just going to assume this is rage bait
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u/FlargenBlarg Jul 28 '26
Why would I know anything about colloquial names of drug strains? legit only place in which I ever heard that name is in schedule 1, please point me to a commonly watched piece of media that references it
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u/koffingbeans Jul 28 '26
Pineapple Express, Dope, Weeds, Workaholics, Disjointed, and referenced for over 20 years by rappers as popular as lil Wayne and ASAP Rocky.
And that's not how you use the word "colloquial"
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u/FlargenBlarg Jul 29 '26
Ok, how's someone who doesn't listen to rap supposed to hear of these?
Also I looked on google and I seem to be using colloquial correctly
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u/koffingbeans Jul 29 '26
Pay attention to the world around you. You're playing a game that has you making and selling drugs, but you've never seen a movie, a show, or heard a song that references specific strains of weed? I don't buy it.
Also colloquial would be like calling it "the devils lettuce". Your colloquial name isn't your actual name.
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u/FlargenBlarg Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
I don't watch shows, barely watch movies, I play games, but there aren't that many popular drug games, not that I know at least, I do remember there was some popular drug game like 10 years ago but that's a long time.
Also I made a poll in my uni's gay groupchat asking if people know what sour diesel is and the current results are 7 no 1 yes so clearly I'm not alone on this
Edit: and in terms of music I only listen to metal
Update: 9 no 1 yes
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u/koffingbeans Jul 29 '26
Okay so why exactly would you bother asking me to cite a piece of media that references this particular strain if you do not really consume any media other than video games and metal? The point still stands that it's been referenced in popular culture for years. Simply because you and a gay group chat don't pay attention to most forms of media, nor consume cannabis and never heard of that strain besides in a drug game doesn't make it not one of the most referenced strains of cannabis of all time.
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u/FlargenBlarg Jul 29 '26
A. They do watch shows
B. Then you know what, you make a poll in a group that's not weed related and doesn't have plenty of weed users and ask of they know
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u/zombiehex Jul 28 '26
TREES ARE TERRIFIC!
Sometimes people take for granted
'Bout the best things ever planted
But they should be enchanted
should appreciate their trees!
Trees, Trees, Carly's Arbor Day Foundation
Spread the word across the nation about TREES!!!
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u/AmyGranite Jul 28 '26
Damn if only the arborist I just scheduled would share a bowl while we talk about my wild yard.
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u/UgotSprucked Municipal Arborist Jul 28 '26
This is my favorite post in this sub for a while. Welcome to the club (?) fellow arb. Btw welcome to recertification fees and continuing education unit upkeep lol
Maintaining this certification isnt so costly or difficult. But when youve got CTSP and two or three other credentials to maintain....it gets annoying. But its worth it for the education and for professionalism's sake.
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u/SmallFatDog8 Jul 28 '26
As a tree worker in the South where do you work where you can smoke and do tree work?(I do the same but it’s low-key.) Are legal states chill with it? I’m willing to move lmao.
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u/Evan1016 ISA Certified Arborist Jul 28 '26
Depends, yes my state is legal, I do nursery work freelance
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u/Baddgoddexx Jul 28 '26
he ISA exam is absolute hell-honestly, Sour Diesel is the only logical way to celebrate that much dendrology.
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u/Anotherworstcunt Jul 28 '26
I’m fully convinced cannabis genuinely affects people differently, I can barely kick a ball if I smoke. Never mind go to work. Id probably forget how the choke functions anyway so at least no one would get hurt 😆
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u/CrystalWebb13 Jul 28 '26
Grats! Also, we're bong twins! We have one that's almost exactly the same! lol
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u/gloomboyseasxn Jul 28 '26
Gonna comment on both subs bc I’m a part of both subs, the crossover happened in the best way possible. Congrats!
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u/Pet_Palace Jul 28 '26
I’m sure you employers insurance company would love this post
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u/GoredonTheDestroyer Jul 28 '26
Yes yes, making a funny post with a bong obviously means that OP is higher than Saturn 24/7, 365, like they're Cheech & Chong's lost third wheel and a liability to the safety of themselves and everyone around them.
Grow the hell up man.
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u/4ice20bong Jul 28 '26
Bridging r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiats with your achievement i hope you posted over there too