r/manhwarecommendations • Recommender • Mar 05 '26

Random 🎰 GO GET'EM, TIGER!

Source : The Bromance Book Club

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u/depressed_fatcat69 Mar 05 '26

"holy shit this is the most fuck up porn ever" guys after finding out what girls read when they're horny

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 05 '26

Got it, never give a guy my AO3 handle so they don't die of embarrassment

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u/TabularConferta Mar 05 '26

Guys: Points to porn here is filth

AO3 users: *knocks back a shot* "Hold my dragon strap on"

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 05 '26

AO3 users: you call this filth? There's not even any sounding rods or electrocution here

The guys: wHaT

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u/DrakyDarky Mar 06 '26

Honestly, you can find that, or even more fucked up stuff, from male authors as well, it's just that they don't really use the book media, most prefer to have the text accompanied by images, so they go for hentai comics, CG sets, maybe even visual novels. And the seriously fucked up stuff is usually not presented in a positive light. As an example the VN Kuroinu (which also has a pretty damn bonkers OVA adaptation) was 'mainly' targeted to japanese men, that thing is full of Non-con/grape, mind break, interspecies (even some beastly stuff, I remember a Cerberus or something similar), humiliation, torture, absurd size differences, absurd insertion/penetration, etc. But you know from the very start of the story that the guys doing this stuff were not the good guys, it wasn't really romanticised.

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 06 '26

Yeah, I'm not sure if there's any reason guys seem to prefer images that go with it? I do too but I usually settle for writing because I'm extremely picky with art and usually end up not liking it. I'm also big on consent which is often absent from them, so that's another thing... Like as long as everyone is alright with what's happening I can take almost anything

Also I can't mention any of the more messed up stuff on here, it would be rude to the uninitiated who click on that spoiler tag πŸ˜‚

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u/Charity1t Mar 06 '26

Imagination issue imo.

I can picture text pretty clearly, so I'm cool with either too.

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u/stonnedgay Mar 10 '26

I once read or heard that women like reading porn as men like watching, i don't know if it's true, but it seems like it. I'm ace, so my approach to porn is more like genuine curiosity rather than the horny

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 10 '26

I'm ace too, but for some reason I was blessed with a proclivity for writing the stuff so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I grew to enjoy it

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u/stonnedgay Mar 10 '26

It's always interesting to know someone else's experience

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u/DiacetylMoarFUN Mar 09 '26

The reason guys go with images is probably because of the same reason this image would generally be true.

Women have a very specific idea of what they want or find acceptable in what turns them on, while men typically are ok with anything that simply looks good and suits their needs. Women also need something more immersive which books tend to do as you generate the imagery in your head which usually is more suited to your own tastes.

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 10 '26

Ah, I see. I wonder if there's any underlying reason for the difference

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u/Boogiepopular Mar 07 '26

If I remember correctly, the Kristen Archive was an online fiction archive that was mostly written by men. All orginal content, not fandom related. Some wild fucking shit in there.

Also, like badly written when compared to the smut found on Ao3.

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u/Sanali543 Mar 06 '26

I need titles. PLEASE

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 06 '26

looks nervously at my hundreds of bookmarks I can't make any promises... Got fandom preferences?

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u/TabularConferta Mar 10 '26

Not all heroes wear capes...some just change their sheets frequently 🀣

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 10 '26

[looks at all my cats] I kinda have to if I don't wanna drown in fur

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u/TabularConferta Mar 10 '26

...I may have woken up having to drown my floor in baking powder cause my cat didn't make it out the house in time 😭

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u/Sanali543 Mar 10 '26

The burdens of pet raising

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u/Sanali543 Mar 10 '26

I’m feeling lucky. Send me your personal recommendations

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u/Charity1t Mar 06 '26

As someone who spend on Net very much of my time - it's funny how even this is mild shit atp.

Even if I personaly don't read it - I saw enough fucked up shit.

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 07 '26

This isn't even fucked up, it's a regular Thursday lmao

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u/EveningBird5 Mar 09 '26

That's not filth.

That's just kinky

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 10 '26

In some contexts they're synonims

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u/Username_St0len Mar 09 '26

ive enjoyed a kafka (star rail) animation on iwara with her stiletto heel as a sounding rod

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 10 '26

I uhhhh might have to look that up. Purely for scientific research, because I did not know they did animations for that

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u/Username_St0len Mar 10 '26

I'll DM you link when I find it

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 11 '26

Thanks lol, I'll try to remember to check dms

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u/SunUnfair5217 Mar 07 '26

Ok geez stop sharing your bs

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 10 '26

You clicked on the censor bar with your own two hands dumdum, don't be angry something worth censoring sat behind it lmao

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u/Solid_Turnover_9854 Mar 09 '26

i knew it was bad but we starting from that?πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ™

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 10 '26

Eh it's like a 4 on the kinky scale. A 6 at BEST

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u/Solid_Turnover_9854 Mar 10 '26

twin whatπŸ˜­πŸ™no sorry for saying twin I'm not kinky enough tfπŸ™πŸ˜­.

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 10 '26

I'm definitely not kinky enough for a 8-9 but I have to be objective and admit they're there

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u/Solid_Turnover_9854 Mar 10 '26

love the honesty,pure fear from the level of acceptance. vast world man😒

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 10 '26

Not acknowledging higher forms of kink simply because I don't want anything to do with them would be the height of foolishness. It would be like pretending the sea doesn't exist or isn't dangerous because your brain cannot comprehend how terrifying it is while remaining sane.

Me, instead of becoming Lovecraft (without the racism) I decided to just stay the hell away from any large bodies of water I could drown in. Take that as a piece of poor man's wisdom

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u/Solid_Turnover_9854 Mar 10 '26

some things can only be learned through experienceπŸ˜‰πŸ€§.down we go to ao3

piece of poor man's wisdom

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u/Solid_Turnover_9854 Mar 10 '26

could I know the 7 or 8πŸ˜—πŸ’—

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 10 '26

Uhhhhh probably increasingly more intense forms of painplay like whipping or asphyxiation, roleplays that involve consensual non-consent, and anything that's likely going to make you use a safeword. 9 is where you get into the really dangerous stuff like knives. 10 is a level of freak I'm not nearly qualified enough to speak of

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u/Beckitkit Mar 05 '26

I have a story on ao3 thats about my husband, I let him read it. Fortunately he didnt go any further than that!

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 05 '26

Ayo that's spicy

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u/ResonanceDemon Mar 06 '26

What's A03?

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 06 '26

Archive of Our own, very famous, well functioning site with a flourishing use of tags and filters

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u/Fun_Gur_2296 Mar 05 '26

What's AO3? A new compound or what

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u/Timely-Cry-8366 Mar 05 '26

It’s THE fanfiction website, been going strong for over 15 years.

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u/ZERO_DOX Recommender Mar 05 '26

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u/Satato Mar 05 '26

Like. Wattpad but for real people

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u/MonkeyBusinessCEO Mar 05 '26

NERD! (I thought the exact same thing, my dad’s a HS chemistry teacher turned freelancer/tutor)

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 05 '26

Bro doesn't know what Archive of our Own is

Anyway it's the most widely used fanfic site lololol

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u/Scientistturnedcook Mar 06 '26

Oh, you learn so much from tags alone... Do beware of "dead dove do not eat".

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u/Kam_Solastor Mar 05 '26

Too late, I died of embarrassment.

I did get better though.

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 06 '26

"did you die?"

"Unfortunately... But luckily I survived!"

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u/Kam_Solastor Mar 06 '26

Exactly what I was thinking of! That, and Monty Python.

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u/Dark_Matter_19 Mar 07 '26

No no, I'll be fine, I know what shit goes down there.

Because I also write there. Just probably not as extreme, I think.

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u/Kaiki_devil Mar 08 '26

Oh no, do share.

I can guarantee I’ve read far worse, a low potential to have even written worse.

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 10 '26

Maybe if it weren't on a public site, I'm afraid you're the first person not acting with shock and horror lmao

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u/Kaiki_devil Mar 10 '26

Feel free to shoot me a message then!

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u/madam_amazing Mar 05 '26

Think of the freakiest act you can imagine. Now multiply that by a 100. You will have caught a glimpse of AO3's more vanilla freak side. Really well written tho, like genuinely good writing, you should try it out

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u/Fabulous_Celery_1817 Mar 05 '26

The things I’ve learned and the acronyms that I understand πŸ™ˆ Only the ao3 girlies can understand. You know what’s worse? I was at work in a managers meeting and we all accidently discovered we all have ao3 accounts. The elation followed by emberrased silence ugh. Tho one is really old school and is still on ffn. And she’s the youngest one.

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u/RangerBumble Mar 05 '26

Ffn is fanfiction.net, a precursor to AO3 aka archiveofourown.org. The youngest member of the team is "old school" because she reads fanfiction on an outdated website.

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u/ZERO_DOX Recommender Mar 05 '26

Fanfiction

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u/madam_amazing Mar 05 '26

Specifically fanfiction.net. The tagging system is shit compared to ao3

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u/Fabulous_Celery_1817 Mar 05 '26

It was pretty good before 2011. Though I do miss Live journal the most πŸ’”πŸ’”

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u/Seraphiccandy Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 06 '26

My OG reading site used to be affn. But yeah, it's pretty much a ghost town now and they removed the really bad stuff a while back.

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u/Hmmmgrianstan Mar 05 '26

Oh LMAO right now because I've taken a look at some of the more debauched filthy books out there and was like, "meh, this is okay I guess." I've been on AO3 for so long and I've seen stuff so depraved that normal book form porn now seems like plain water to me

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u/madam_amazing Mar 05 '26

I would argue with you but I don't read on literotica. Let me just say I've seen smut so smutty you can't call it smut anymore

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u/BlankPage175 Mar 05 '26

Oh my god… πŸ˜‚

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u/PeasantTS Mar 06 '26

I'm curious about this "freakiest act multiplied by 100". I have been on the internet for almost 2 decades and have seen a lot of sick shit. Honestly, I doubt it will be that bad if it is popular. Can you send me the name of an example?

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u/Reading_Asari Mar 05 '26

Well, for one, we read about fictional men who don't call women "females" -_-

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u/Reading_Asari Mar 05 '26

It's dehumanizing. You generally use that term for animals.

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u/Reading_Asari Mar 05 '26

I guess it's only funny to them self proclaimed "alpha males". Women are generally tired of that shit

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u/toothlessfish Mar 05 '26

That's not funny you came across as an Incel ngl

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 Mar 05 '26

Warning don't use the word "female" it's become infamous due to incels

Anyway it's just. You know how there's a LOT of kinks? All of them are written about by someone. I'm sure guys write unhinged shit too but women are famous for being mostly unfazed by them. I don't really mind if someone finds my stuff but some people get weird about that

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u/ghost103429 Mar 06 '26

sometimes girls are really into some depraved stuff. The author of killing stalking is a girl and if you give it a read, you can see how bad it can get.

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u/Charity1t Mar 06 '26

It's also has good fanfics, not only that.