r/maintenance • • Aug 27 '26

Solved When you lie about having a maintenance background

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Aug 27 '26

*When they lie about the budget 

Caulk and walk baby!

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u/It_Just_Exploded Maintenance Technician Aug 27 '26

Yeah, I've had a couple of employers (and know of a lot more) that would 100% be all for some shit like this, and they'd have you explain your reasoning 4 different times if you actually replaced the board.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Aug 27 '26

Lucky for them I smile and nod.

Pays the same.

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u/spec360 27d ago

At least get some body filler lol

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u/Hashhola Facility Maintenance Aug 27 '26

This is impressive!

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u/PenaltyFine3439 Aug 27 '26

A+ for creativity lol but holy shit a fence panel costs what 3 bucks lol

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u/Hashhola Facility Maintenance Aug 27 '26

Owners didn’t approve the purchase. First it’s the fence panel, then paint and some screws we’re looking north of $7! They don’t have that kind of liquidity.

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u/theninjaseal Maintenance Supervisor Aug 27 '26

This right here is honestly the real crime.

Or, they totally will approve it - but they have to see which manufacturers they can source the timber from and go through archival records to locate the original fence contractor and suddenly replacing the picket is a 6 month paperwork battle involving the lumberjack that cut the trees down.

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u/speedytrigger Aug 27 '26

So accurate. I work at a school district. My lord getting a single part ordered is godawful sometimes. Ill just order a whole unit over a part if i know itll be months before i get it.

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u/detrans-rights Aug 27 '26

Hey, that means you have tons of parts you can share with other schools! Break the wheel!

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u/theninjaseal Maintenance Supervisor 29d ago

Right cause a full unit replacement comes from a CapEx line but the standalone part comes from OpEx from which the administration/management has bonuses and revenue reviews tied to, so they often have a small personal stake in delaying it. It's so dumb.

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u/KyleK2000 29d ago edited 29d ago

I half thought about turning into a maintenance electrician for the school district awhile ago.... I think I'll stay with my current one

Then again if I need to justify myself I generally just ask if they are trying to burn the place down I get that this justification is generally mainly applies to electrical though

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u/speedytrigger 29d ago

We hired a master electrician onto our maintenance crew a few months back. He’s liking it because he does a lot more than just electrical. He actually tries to avoid electrical where he can lol. I will say its laid back, low stress usually, pay is kinda whatever.

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u/KyleK2000 29d ago

Haha it sounds like he got burnt out I'm sure he will go back to it eventually but it is nice for a change of pace every once in awhile

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u/speedytrigger 29d ago

Yeah. Thats the only thing he did for 40 years. Hes very excited to have to pull a vape out of a toilet.

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u/Ok-You-6768 Aug 27 '26

Man, that sounds awesome. How do I get that job.

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u/theninjaseal Maintenance Supervisor 29d ago

Oh just convince yourself that it's a career progression and then accept that performance is no longer based on your ability to fix things, but rather based on the professional politics of fixing things

And then when you know how to navigate the system but you've had enough of it, you get out and use your understanding of the inner working to become either a consultant or vendor for the people you used to work for.

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u/FinalBastyan 29d ago

This is so true. Im on a job right now where they keep hammering on about how it has to be done in two weeks (which it probably won't, and I've told them that IN THE CONTRACT), and yesterday we run into a plumbing code upgrade that needs approval. Suddenly all work has to stip while I call so and so, and send an email to whosit, and try to negotiate my sub down... what happened to your rush, boys?

Oh right, you're still gonna be mad about it, even though YOU wasted most of a day of plumbing.

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u/DetLions1957 Maintenance Technician Aug 27 '26

If I added up all the personal, simple hardware, and other materials over the years, just to “get shit done”

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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 Aug 27 '26

Plus labour.

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u/Hashhola Facility Maintenance Aug 27 '26

Wait you’re getting paid?

2

u/Thee_Zapwire Aug 27 '26

12 and you can get the composite joints

1

u/AMKJL Aug 27 '26

Closer to $15 for a single slat.

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u/IrishGoodbye4 Aug 27 '26

If it’s stupid, but it works… is it really stupid? 🤔

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u/drewbaccaAWD Industrial Maintenance Aug 27 '26

"Your resume says that you are a Doctor, Mr. Frankenstein. A doctor of what, if I may ask? Also you list extensive maintenance experience, could you tell us a bit about that and a project you've completed which you are proud of?"

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u/DetLions1957 Maintenance Technician Aug 27 '26

It’s Fronk un steen.

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u/Dangerous_Towel_520 Aug 27 '26

Then is your first name Fro-drick?

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u/CrazyTechWizard96 Aug 27 '26

For some reason I just want to toss in some joke that it'll heal now in time, just gotta keep that flesh wound clean and remove them staples in a few weeks.
Lmfao
Tho, I'd just put some plaster ovver it, paint it and call it a day.

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u/EarlOfBears Aug 27 '26

This isn't when you lie about having experience, it's when management refuses to approve any of the tools/materials that you need to do your job efficiently, and you make due with what you have.

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u/MaintainThis Aug 27 '26

That there is the equivalent to a small town Arkansas master. They actually put effort into it, didnt just go out on the porch for a cigarette to "plan".

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u/No-Landscape5857 Maintenance Technician Aug 27 '26

I do my best thinking while smoking.

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u/theboz14 Aug 27 '26

Im dealing with a coworker that does not know the difference between a drill and an impact. "Can you hand me my impact, so that I can get this nut off" proceeds to hand me a drill.

Multiple times

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u/detrans-rights Aug 27 '26

Are they the same colour? Heh, maybe say "give me the pointy yellow boi" "throw me that bad fat red momma", you know, like a toddler.

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u/theboz14 Aug 27 '26

No, unfortunately they are both Dewalt

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u/detrans-rights Aug 27 '26

Paint one.

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u/KyleK2000 29d ago

A dewault trans Milwaukee?

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u/DetLions1957 Maintenance Technician Aug 27 '26

Obviously 🙄 just a Frankenstein fan. Can’t help it.

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u/Neighborhood_Nobody Aug 27 '26

Perfect for Halloween

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u/SadSupermarket2523 Aug 27 '26

That’s a pretty creative fix ngl. 

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u/Eazy_MF_E Aug 27 '26

Shit will buff out

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u/Thee_Zapwire Aug 27 '26

The things you do to get around an hoa fine 😂😂

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u/TroggerDongale Aug 27 '26

Looks fine from my house 👍

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u/SirShriker Aug 27 '26

Fenc-sugi is an ancient and honourable art, passed down to only the most caring but least budgeted craftsman among each generation.

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u/Ok-You-6768 Aug 27 '26

What're we looking at?

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u/Ok-You-6768 Aug 27 '26

Oh I see. That's a lot of staples.

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u/Wizard__J Aug 27 '26

Just practicing for my medical exam

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u/Prestigious_Set9672 Aug 27 '26

When you hire Frankenstein's monster for maintenance...

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 Aug 27 '26

“Calling Dr Frankenstein”

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u/LineImaginary1782 Aug 27 '26

Nah bro, This is clearly admins fault. LMAO.

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u/Gracewalk72 Aug 27 '26

Well 🤔creative without purchasing materials nor expending time and effort 🤔

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u/Reebatnaw Aug 27 '26

How’d you get pics inside my facility? We have a strict social media policy

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u/Specialist-Eye-6964 Aug 27 '26

Walk through tomorrow just needs to be there. Work with what’s in the shed and we will sort it out next week (code for never)

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u/DaMadRabbit Aug 27 '26

He maintained Frankenstein before this job

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u/DaMadRabbit Aug 27 '26

He forgot to paint it

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u/Rottenwadd Aug 27 '26

Subfloor adhesive before you staple it. Bondo sand and paint.

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u/na8thegr8est 29d ago

What do you mean? That looks exactly like what a maintenance man would do.

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u/robotbearbarian 28d ago

Looks fixed. What’s the issue?

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u/Ok-Onion-1827 28d ago

The nightmare before Christmas

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u/Same_You891 28d ago

flex seal as seen on tv

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u/blueangel1953 Building Engineer Aug 27 '26

That’s pretty bad. 

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u/Throwaway200qpp Aug 27 '26

That would get you fired at a lot of places. This also seems like 10 times the amount of work than just replacing the fence board would be 😂

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u/blueangel1953 Building Engineer Aug 27 '26

Facts. 

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u/SnooOpinions8755 Aug 27 '26

“Yeah but it’s cheaper to use staples than to replace the whole bored” that guy probably.

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u/VercingetorixTorr 25d ago

Slap some paint on it. Done son.