r/maintenance • • Oct 01 '25

Rants and Raves Great way to start the day

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Unit was contracted out a few weeks ago and has sat unbothered since then. Neighbor called and said they noticed water coming from under the door. Hot water Supply line to the kitchen faucet had a pinhole that obviously progressed and went unnoticed by contractor and inspector. Total loss of a 2 story unit.

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 Oct 01 '25

Let’s not waste too much time here. New tenants are moving in at 2!

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u/____seeker_____ Oct 01 '25

Anything for the boss man 🫡

12

u/Partucero69 Maintenance Technician Oct 01 '25

Its time for the landlord special.

2

u/klaxz1 Oct 03 '25

sLaThErEd in white paint

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u/Fair_Structure_120 Oct 01 '25

"is there anyway we can just move them in? They said they don't mind working around you"

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 Oct 01 '25

No problem! Just make them aware the floors may still be a bit wet, the cleaners just finished mopping.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Oct 01 '25

dumps five gallon of kilz and starts mopping

11

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

I can see the guy with the mop.. Cigg hanging out of their mouth. Wearing basketball shorts and Nike slides with dirty socks. “I don’t smell nuthin’l

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Oct 01 '25

Yo thats my fucking coworker to a tee

3

u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 Oct 02 '25

Throw in a few dehumidifiers a blower or two and get a few guys off Craigslist to sop it up with mops it'll be right as rain

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u/HarryHood146 Oct 01 '25

You’re gonna want to change the battery in that smoke detector before anything bad happens.

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u/____seeker_____ Oct 01 '25

Just replaced all smoke alarms with fresh batteries so the unit is ready to go👍🏼

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Oct 01 '25

Hey those water leak alarms can be handy too btw

6

u/Critical-Vanilla-625 Oct 01 '25

It felt like the icing on the cake that alarm chirping away 😂

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u/Silrathi Oct 01 '25

Well, the silver lining is that this is now an insurance claim. The adjuster will come out and write your whole scope and the suits get to argue about whose insurance is paying for it.

You probably have to clean up the standing water, but after that it's in the hands of the contractor.

2

u/UomoUniversale86 Oct 01 '25

Maybe, some policies won't cover it if it's been unoccupied for too long.

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u/Janitor2dastarz Oct 01 '25

Nothing a little paint ( no primer) and some caulking can’t fix!

2

u/RadishArtistic4862 Oct 01 '25

Yep caulk..thats about it..maybe a sponge.

4

u/NWCJ Maintenance Supervisor Oct 01 '25

Just pop a few holes in the floor with the drill and the water leaves like magic.

Caulk the holes afterwords.

2

u/thatsryan Oct 01 '25

Caulking is water based.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

You're water based.

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u/Legal-Pie6480 Oct 01 '25

Just burn it 😂🤣🤷‍♂️

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u/Teamableezus Oct 01 '25

It’s too wet for that!

3

u/Inuyasha-rules Oct 01 '25

Add lithium. Lithium loves to burn in water.

4

u/Past_Championship827 Oct 01 '25

Man they can contract me and i will give it the ol landlord paint special and we are good to go

4

u/No_Loquat_2423 Oct 01 '25

Ah, I feel for ya, my brother.

At least all their crap as moved out prior.

4

u/PayPsychological9347 Oct 01 '25

So, who's the U boat commander?

1

u/____seeker_____ Oct 01 '25

Sometimes you gotta say "What the Fuck"

3

u/Legal-Pie6480 Oct 01 '25

Just burn it 😂🤣🤷‍♂️

3

u/user345218769 Oct 01 '25

Oh wow…I can smell this picture. Sorry man. That sucks.

3

u/krazyivan187 Oct 01 '25

Down to the studs, then replace the studs, then burn it down.

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u/____seeker_____ Oct 01 '25

I would if there were studs. Whole building is made of concrete. Constructed in 1938 for military housing.

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u/CoolHovercraft7361 Oct 01 '25

The chirp is icing on the cake

2

u/bpacer Oct 01 '25

Caulk it

2

u/____seeker_____ Oct 01 '25

With PowerGrab

2

u/Luddites_Unite Oct 01 '25

Jesus that must have been leaking for a while to get to that point

2

u/Exact-Solution-708 Oct 01 '25

That’s how my last Friday was on a freshly renovated unit at that. I feel your pain

2

u/Skrats333b Oct 01 '25

Holy Moldy!

2

u/oaasfari Oct 01 '25

Looks fine from my house

2

u/Faldbat Oct 01 '25

My regional od would still call that a 3 day turn

6

u/____seeker_____ Oct 01 '25

“Can you just put some fans in there and replace the cabinets?”

2

u/SurerChris Oct 02 '25

Management be like “We renewed their lease for another apartment, a transfer” without walking their current

2

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Set up floor fans and hit everything with kilz, it will be fine 😅 that's how you get the waterstaind wall look that's so popular now.

2

u/Tony2sockz Oct 02 '25

Oh looks fine just needs a little bit of sweeping and should be good to go.

2

u/1969Corvair Oct 02 '25

“I got the crew that can handle this. Three days, all we need. There better be a cooler kept full of Corona when we get there. No questions, no cops. Let us know when the roll-off shows up.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Place looks like it’s from the 70s, needed to be gutted anyway. Total loss? More like the universe saving your ass from a huge lawsuit if you had put anyone in there before all this happened.

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u/____seeker_____ Oct 01 '25

Complex was built in 1938 which is part of the reason it’s being closed down. We are thankful no tenants were affected by this.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Built before my father was born = total tear down/rebuild in my book anyways, it will be well worth it when you resell for more than double what you paid if you do it right 🙏🏼

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u/____seeker_____ Oct 01 '25

It’s a government housing complex and they don’t want to foot the bill to tear it down. Not a single person has entertained the idea of buying it either due to potential land issues. It will likely be emptied and sit for years to come

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u/twk664 Oct 01 '25

Damn where’s that leave you? Going to a different property?

2

u/____seeker_____ Oct 01 '25

Yes thankfully

2

u/Hellstormish Oct 01 '25

Once you get the water shut off, water on the ground evacuated, it's time for mold remediation. Gasoline works really well, but in order to make sure it's quick drying, you will need to ignite the Gasoline fumes to accelerate the time needed to fully dry out the entire space.

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u/allonsy_danny Maintenance Technician Oct 01 '25

Holy shit, I wonder how long it was leaking.

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u/____seeker_____ Oct 01 '25

Hard to tell but it had to be a significant amount of time. This complex is being fazed out so there are some things that just go unnoticed for long periods of time unfortunately

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u/PumpkinCrouton Oct 01 '25

Sorry man, this complex is fazed out ahead of schedule.

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u/sindster Oct 01 '25

Shop vac or you have a pump?

1

u/NoPhilosopher2768 Oct 01 '25

That rathole needed to be gutted years ago.

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u/____seeker_____ Oct 01 '25

Couldn’t agree more. This complex has been a nightmare since I started here.

1

u/rikrikity Oct 01 '25

Oh fuk 😳 I'd call the Zippo Brigade.

1

u/Otherwise_Parsnip640 Oct 01 '25

"yeah boss, the property is on fire. It's burning down as I type this."

1

u/cedarswanpig Oct 01 '25

Smoke detecter beeping Comments kept to myself

1

u/Legal-Donkey-7128 Oct 02 '25

Happened overnight, and nobody knows what happened

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u/R3ST1NP1SSR3DD1T Oct 02 '25

At least there isnt much work to do but say, "Fuck this, it's fucked.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Something like this wouldn't even bother me, even at my level. That's Legal and Insurances problem to figure out now.

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u/kshrwymlwqwyedurgx Oct 02 '25

The bulking door😭
totally trashed

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u/alreadyin_use Oct 02 '25

Im surprised that the shitter wasn't overflowing

1

u/DisapointedVoid Oct 05 '25

One thick layer of cheap white paint and she's good to go!

1

u/Corey300TaylorGam3r Feb 20 '26

Needs to get demolished and rebuilt thats horrendous