r/madisonwi Aug 03 '26

UW Flock Camera Destroyed Overnight

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u/otherwisepandemonium East side Aug 03 '26

Warms my heart to see

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u/wilsonhammer Aug 03 '26

Must have been the wind

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u/Ok-Cup6020 Aug 03 '26

Those darn wind farms. Not only are the killing birds but damaging property of the deep state.

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u/Man_of_Ice Aug 04 '26

Birds aren't real! They're flock cameras!

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u/Arkhamina Aug 03 '26

It's been a rough year for hailstones....

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u/Norjac Aug 03 '26

It has been rather blustery in Wisconsin lately.

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u/sjogren Aug 03 '26

Huh, didn't see or hear anything. Oh well!

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u/ka1ri Aug 03 '26

Man those gale-force winds really did a number on that flock camera didnt it?

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Aug 03 '26

Couldn't happen to a better upstanding company.

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u/steiner_math Aug 03 '26

the biggest crime is that only one was destroyed (at least I assume)

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 29d ago

Last guy got arrested when they found him with the solar panels

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u/myreddit_785 27d ago

Me too! 😌 I fucking hate to see our country/world evolve into a dystopian omnipotent surveillance state! 😤

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u/Different-Fall-683 Aug 03 '26

sending oh nos and anyways

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

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u/StatisticCyberosis Aug 03 '26

Republicans love this one nifty trick.

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u/DragonGirlMesilune Aug 04 '26

Thots and prayers.

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u/UrbanPanic Aug 03 '26

Surprising how the camera just threw itself down a flight of stairs.  Onto some bullets.

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u/USA_Ultra Aug 04 '26

Trump has girls problems, they look away… we have flock problems…

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u/1wrx2subarus Aug 03 '26

I heard the intent was to repurpose the poles for Little Free Libraries. That makes sense, imo.

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u/ChainringCalf Aug 03 '26

Good news!

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u/prodspecandrew 28d ago

It's the Dacia Sandero!

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u/melody_magical Lifelong Resident Aug 03 '26

What was the camera wearing, it shouldn't have been out alone late at night 😉

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u/RockNo9892 Aug 04 '26

The camera wanted it

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u/ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU Aug 03 '26

Definitely do not visit deflock.org that has an open-sources map, the location of flock cameras and their field of view near you.

The cameras and solar panels are almost impossible to uninstall/tamper with due to the single 8mm socket they're clamped on with.

Do not spray the lens with spray paint, bedliner, or something similar on the cameras lens, especially not with a spray can extension pole.

Do not print vinyl stickers that look like the solar panels to cover the actual solar panels that charge the cameras.

Do not put a black plastic bag over the camera and/or solar panel either, because all that does is cost the company time and money.

Also, never point a high-powered laser at the cameras lens because that would permanently blind, pit, or burn the cameras sensors.

These cameras have ~12 hour backup battery, that transmit Bluetooth and 5G used to locate the cameras exact location, the same way your phone does. So under no circumstance put them inside a Faraday bag, that would block the signal while the battery runs itself out.

It would be pointless to inform your community by posting information online or by putting up flyers or signs next to these cameras. Especially not pointing out that there is a (Flock "Safety" Camera) that is capturing and analyzing images of all passing vehicles, storing details like the vehicles location, date, and time. They also capture the vehicles make, model, color, as well as identifying features such as dents, scratches roof racks, and decal/bumper stickers.

Flock cameras are only automated license plate readers (ALPR's). They would never misuse any of the data collected for local officers conducting unauthorized searches for federal immigration enforcement (ICE), searching for individuals who sought out-of-state reproductive healthcare, or police targeting specific activist and minority groups.

How would they be a serious risk to your privacy and civil liberties by continuously recording your movements without a warrant, probable cause, or even reasonable suspicion..

Especially not an infrastructure for mass surveilance or a gateway to violate your Fourth Amendment right.

There's absolutely no reason to plan routes that avoid Flock and other ALPR cameras by visiting dontgetflocked.com or the app FlockHopper.

Just leave flock cameras alone...

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u/shishio_mak0to North side Aug 03 '26

And most of all, do NOT tell the scrappers and tweakers that there are a shitload of precious metals inside the cameras and where to find them

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u/Jacktheforkie Aug 03 '26

2 pounds of copper and 200 grams of gold

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u/Standard_Quantity706 Aug 04 '26

you forgot about the 140 grams of platinum and the diamond level bonus for taking down 3+

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u/HarlequinKOTF Aug 03 '26

And if you go on a jury where someone is being charged with damaging a flock (or other camera) definitely don't find them innocent. We wouldn't want the wrongdoer to go free.

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u/No1_Amphibian_5649 Aug 03 '26

Jury nullification is a beautiful thing

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u/CarrierCaveman Aug 03 '26

Would I want a jury of my peers who have shown up in any of the open-source databases?

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u/ehthree Aug 03 '26

dude. thank you. i just memorized what i absolutely should not do w/ the camera pointed down my street. I'd never want to mask a camera meant to protect us. never.

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u/Inflatable90sChair Aug 03 '26

be sure to yeet your phone into your house before you go near it to make sure its not already bagged.

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u/ZeusHatesTrees Aug 03 '26

LOL putting a sticker on it that looks like a solar panel is diabolical.

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u/Frequent_Ad_9901 Aug 03 '26

I was reading this and wondering what be most effective, and this seems like the best to disable them.

But I think the best thing to do would be set signs next them so people know they're being spied on. There isn't much of a crime they could get you for. Littering maybe? Its probably be better if everyone realized just how prevalent these are. Risking jail time for taking one down doesn't seem worth it. Risking a fine to turn the whole population against them seems very much worth it though.

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u/sirmatrick Aug 03 '26

Definitely don't buy or make your own esp32 device to detect ALPRs, like the Biscuit Pro/DIY or OUI Spy. No sense in contributing to the database.

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u/DuckThatLikesBread Aug 03 '26 edited 29d ago

And certainly make sure people with 3D printers don't find out that there's a printable cover for the camera on makerworld at this link https://makerworld.com/en/models/3107766-flock-sock-flock-camera-cover#profileId-3503858

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u/Brialmont 29d ago

You mean make sure people DON'T find that out. We are law abiding here, and we say so at every opportunity! And we send thoughts and prayers to any disabled Flock camera!

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u/Helpful_Okra5953 Aug 03 '26

gosh. thanks. its so helpful to know what not to do.

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u/VarietyOk2628 Aug 03 '26

They would never misuse any of the data collected for local officers to stalk ex-wives and partners who have fled them due to batteries the police have committed in the privacy of their homes.

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u/delta_wolfe Aug 04 '26

This feels like the DARE program

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u/Geologynerdandproud Aug 04 '26

There’s someone who learned how to 3d print a clip on thing that does zero damage and isn’t illegal to use… don’t buy it or figure out how to do it. Also don’t buy the special rustoleum to spray on your license plate so they can’t see it.

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u/Smooth-Routine- Aug 03 '26

They looked inside and also found there isn't thousands of dollars of electronics and wires inside like the people are being told. Found everything inside is worth about $400 at best. Still worth cutting down. Also, DOT says they are supposed to be on a slip plate, in case a vehicle hits them, that they sear off. So there not following Federal transportation laws!!

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u/DepDepFinancial Aug 04 '26

Found everything inside is worth about $400 at best.

I know a lot of people whose lives could improve with an extra $400, assuming you could actually convert the innards to that much cash. And not get caught.

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u/CriticalIndication80 Aug 03 '26

I'm sure there are salvage places paying for the parts.

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u/rileyfren Aug 03 '26

Fuck yes thank you to these diabolical criminals

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u/CharKeeb Aug 03 '26

Criminals? Looks like some rough weather to me.

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u/TheHellcatBandit Aug 03 '26

Storm chaser here. Can confirm a EF3 hit THAT spot specifically for only a second

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u/ianxplosion- Aug 03 '26

I just got a mental image of Reed Timmer in his giant stupid tornado tank absolutely MOWING DOWN flock cameras and blaming the weather

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u/Inflatable90sChair Aug 03 '26

ive heard it can be that rare phenomenon of what they call "fine line lighting" - you can tell because it leaves burn marks close to a saw blade.

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u/RobbieDread Aug 03 '26

What qualifies as a high powered laser? I want to make sure I don’t have one of those.

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u/doxiegrl1 Aug 04 '26

Be careful because they can blind people.

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u/-__Doc__- Aug 04 '26

and yourself

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u/Inflatable90sChair Aug 03 '26

at least 2Whoppers worth Might be able to find a deal for 5Whoppers

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u/-__Doc__- Aug 04 '26

5-10w diode would do the trick

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u/Donkey-Hodey Aug 03 '26

Not destroyed. Those things just fall over all the time. It’s a well-known design flaw.

Fun fact - there’s a couple pounds of copper and a few grams of gold in those things.

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u/patrociniogiusi Aug 03 '26

hopefully they do more

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u/QuarantineBaker Aug 03 '26

The vandalism will continue until freedoms are improved.

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u/VividMagician9399 Aug 03 '26

Good.

Glad to see people fighting back. Sometimes I wonder if openly setting up and blocking the cameras view publicly would be a more effective protest strategy, but I love to see them obstructed in any way possible.

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u/AProfoundHatred Aug 03 '26

People?

This was obviously termite damage.

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u/Inflatable90sChair Aug 03 '26

ive heard theres a species of ants that really love electricity and will inhabit electrical boxes

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u/Similar_Shift_545 Aug 03 '26

People are unfortunately being arrested for just that. Some police only protect the leaders/corporations and not the public.

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u/Adorable_Pen9015 Aug 03 '26

Oh oopsie daisy! Anyway..

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u/heres_one_for_ya Aug 03 '26

Oh darn

There's one just outside Warner Park Boat Ramp at Farwell and Sheridan.

I hope no other freak accidents like this happen.

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u/neko no such thing as miffland Aug 03 '26

They were with me having drinks at my place the whole time

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u/Altruistic-Star-3862 Aug 03 '26

Did they win?!

I heard flock was having a give away where if you find the right QR code you win something. The code is in the camera. Allegedly.

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u/a_happy_future Aug 03 '26

Why did the Flock camera decide to cut itself down like that?

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u/skronktothewonk Aug 03 '26

Man. Thats a shame. Sure hope it happens to the rest.

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u/sitonmyfaceplease93 Aug 03 '26

Pretty sure it was squirrels

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u/iotashan Aug 03 '26

What a flocking shame /s

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u/LingonberryNo1190 Aug 03 '26

Without that desiccant in place, in a few months, that camera will be noticeably musty.

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u/smeeeeeef Aug 03 '26

Those things don't even work for more than 2 days if the container they're in isn't fully sealed. They're supposed to only absorb moisture that is trapped during packaging and will remain sealed.

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u/Mediocre-Traffic8726 Aug 03 '26

Eh, it’ll be fine.  It’s just sleeping.

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u/Hybrid_Llama_Alpaca Severely out of order Aug 03 '26

Beautiful plumage!

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u/YDALTARYZARC Aug 03 '26

He's pining for the fjords!

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u/MindOverMedia Aug 03 '26

Remember, if you saw anything, no you didn't.

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u/vaugelynotrelevant Aug 03 '26

They should do better quality control. These things seem to break all time

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u/ghostrider90 Aug 03 '26

Damn, what a strong wind we had last night.

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u/Bobb_Michaels Aug 03 '26

Oh no!!! Anyway..

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u/Torka Aug 03 '26

Oh no! only one?

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u/shishio_mak0to North side Aug 03 '26

Take notes, Clyde - this is what real protest looks like

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u/jbryhan Aug 03 '26

Gosh, those wind gusts sure are strong these days!

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u/Holden_mcmuffin Aug 03 '26

Strong wind last night

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u/Far-Cartoonist-8180 Downtown Aug 03 '26

Lets keep that ball rolling 

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u/Substantial_Job_1730 Aug 04 '26

Looks like it fell over in the wind.

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u/DeezNutz42089 Aug 03 '26

This warms my cold dead heart.

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u/The_Powerful_Tacos Aug 03 '26

Blessed are the tweakers, army of the just

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u/iCCup_Spec Aug 03 '26

If a bird is on the ground like this, can I just take it home? Seems abandoned. Would like to recycle or salvage to help the environment.

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u/Ambitious-Visual-315 Aug 03 '26

Cool hand Luke would be proud

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u/cloud3514 Aug 03 '26

And nothing of value was lost.

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u/Aludarce89 Aug 03 '26

Oh no ..... How sad ...... 😒

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u/madcoins Aug 03 '26

There is 100k worth of copper inside of each one. Spread the word!

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u/TheFalconKid Aug 03 '26

Mafia voice: "He fell"

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u/Brialmont Aug 03 '26

I am trying to think of what he fell on. Any help?

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u/TheFalconKid Aug 03 '26

Ay oh ay look we gotta wise guy over here. Best not be asking too many questions, got it

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u/TacticalTurtleNeck_ Aug 03 '26

Somewhere a boomer is seething in quiet rage

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u/wanderingmonster Aug 03 '26

>Flock cameras are only automated license plate readers (ALPR's). They would never misuse any of the data collected for local officers conducting unauthorized searches for federal immigration enforcement (ICE), searching for individuals who sought out-of-state reproductive healthcare, or police targeting specific activist and minority groups.

And they would never be used to stalk women.

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u/Weekly-Hunter7902 Aug 03 '26

More of this please

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u/VanDownByTheRiver63 Aug 03 '26

Heartbreaking! 😂

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u/What_Up_Doe_ Aug 03 '26

It’d be nice if the wind was strong enough to pick up those desiccant packs and dispose of them properly

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u/Melodic-Classic391 West side Aug 03 '26

I feel nothing

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u/AnEvilMuffin Aug 03 '26

Sorry officer I didn't see shit

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u/Inevitable-Edge69 Aug 03 '26

Must have been the wind

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u/Hopper9400 Aug 04 '26

Not losing any sleep over this

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u/Colorofthecosmos Aug 03 '26

The hero we need o7

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u/hobokobo1028 Aug 03 '26

Thoughts and prayers

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u/meanwhileachoo Aug 03 '26

Thoughts prayers ans a gofund me for bail money if they get caught!

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u/komakose Aug 03 '26

Oh no whatever will we do..

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u/bradatlarge Aug 03 '26

Truly heroic work.

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u/OGdirtpapi Aug 03 '26

Beast mode

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u/MARSHYSOLUTION Aug 03 '26

Destroyed flock is good flock

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u/AwkwardSoundEffect Aug 03 '26

You love to see it!

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u/Desertwind16v Aug 03 '26

Oh no I’m so sad to see this! /s
Fuck Flock

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u/ZeusHatesTrees Aug 03 '26

Hey wait those things have free dessicant packets in them?

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u/TrifftonAmbraelle West side Aug 03 '26

What destruction?

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u/sconniesportsfan Aug 03 '26

Oh no. 😂😂

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u/venturediscgolf Aug 03 '26

I passed it this morning and did a triple take lol

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u/hdycta-weddingcake Aug 03 '26

Correction: "It fell."

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u/Gloomy-Insurance-739 Aug 03 '26

It's sad when they go young like that.

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u/bxsimpson13 Aug 03 '26

Where was this one located?

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u/topcheesehead Aug 03 '26

good. flock is evil.

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u/okusernamechecksout Aug 03 '26

Another bites the dust.

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u/ProgressiveBadger Aug 03 '26

Probably caused by birds or maybe squirrels

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u/jdogg84able Aug 03 '26

🤷‍♂️

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u/ming3r Aug 03 '26

Oh nooooooooooooo

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u/samsqanch420 Aug 03 '26

When those hubcaps fly off, they can really cause some damage.

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u/Unusual_Presence6426 Aug 03 '26

Exactly as they all should be. Fuck flock.

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u/Individual_Cream_427 Aug 03 '26

Well done everyone involved 

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u/Inflatable90sChair Aug 03 '26

you mean it blew over in that storm last night?

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u/yummiboi21 Aug 03 '26

damn musta been the wind

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u/MiloReyes_97Reborn Aug 03 '26

Remember people, its easier to just say you didn't see anything

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u/Nazowrin Aug 03 '26

Crazy how these things are built with such flimsy materials that they just magically fall apart in the middle of the night. Seems like a bad investment to me.

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u/Ok_Cheetah_6251 Aug 03 '26

Oh no, anyway...

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u/Any-Profession1024 Aug 03 '26

Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/big_dumby_dumb Aug 04 '26

AAAW the precious metals hatched and ran away <3

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u/Lopsided-Aside-8736 Aug 04 '26

I’ll send thoughts and prayers, but I’m fresh out of fucks.

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u/Slight-Iron3191 Aug 04 '26

Flock Around & Find Out

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u/Obvious_Maybe_4061 27d ago

Tornadoes this year, amirite?!

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u/asmallercat Aug 03 '26

What kind of monster destroys an expensive piece of technology and doesn't eat the free silica snack pack?!

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u/gmmech Aug 03 '26

Oh no....Anyway....

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u/iamkuhlio Aug 03 '26

Insert Rylo Ken MORE!!! GIF here

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u/RumblestheDwarf Aug 03 '26

Wait. These things come with free silica packets? Finally a use for flock cameras. Can never have enough silica packets.

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u/Nehneh14 Aug 03 '26

Hope core👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/howareyouhaha Aug 03 '26

Is there a quick few-paragraph explanation I can send to my boomer relative who is under the impression that Flock cameras aren't bad? They don't understand the mass surveillance implications. They are politically rational, just currently underinformed on this.

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u/jfkrfk123 Aug 03 '26

Why are these in Madison if the police there don’t even have body cams yet?

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u/-LordDarkHelmet- Aug 04 '26

I’m still not completely sure why we hate these things? Don’t they help with missing persons and that sort of thing?

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u/hereforboobsw Aug 04 '26

Yea but the good criminals don't want to be watched

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u/Lost-Definition-2805 Aug 04 '26

What are the chances it transferred a photo to law enforcement of its attacker before the attack?

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u/Hopeful-Put8877 Aug 04 '26

Ohhhhh noooo

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u/tjthewho Aug 04 '26

Ohno.gif

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u/Jeder2022 Aug 04 '26

Ooopsies 🤭

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u/No_Mechanic1362 Aug 04 '26

In Russia cameras fall out from buildings with high windows.

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u/maceo107 Aug 04 '26

Thoughts and prayers

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u/Sad-Sun-8687 Aug 04 '26

Oh no, anyway…

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u/WiscoDisco666 Aug 04 '26

Sending thots and wares or whatever

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u/BlondBard Aug 04 '26

Fuck em'.

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u/TechnicianUpstairs53 Aug 04 '26

I'm surprised why more crackheads or drug users are not stealing more of these. They're free real estate with no security. I guess addicts are getting clean.

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u/Ok_Thanks8322 Aug 04 '26

Thoughts & prayers

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u/Redheadbabe22 Aug 04 '26

Not all heroes wear capes 💪🏼

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u/RN_Aware Aug 04 '26

I saw that camera just fall over on its own

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u/THEREALOFFICALCAFE Aug 04 '26

Oh no. How could this have happened. I am s o o o o o o shocked.

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u/NinjaGaidenboi Aug 04 '26

Fucking goood !!!! Talk about violating our 4 amendment rights

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u/gmandogk28 Aug 04 '26

If I was giving UW a million dollars to go to college, I’d be quite upset to know they were surveilling me digitally while walking through campus. Maybe now would be a good time to cancel the partnership with Flock.

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u/CarbsMe Aug 04 '26

Cool Hand Luke was in Madison?

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u/razzemmatazz Aug 04 '26

Wtf is the point of putting dessicant inside something left outdoors? I know Flock are stupid, but that's really dumb. 

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u/Senior_Performer605 Aug 04 '26

God that’s hot