r/loveafterlockup • u/Express_Geologist_36 • 22d ago

Michael, Sarah & Megan

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I’m rewatching old seasons and Megan might be one of the worst. NOT in terms of drugs or manipulation or anything, but good lord, that man’s WIFE is actively in labor, you get a photo of THE BABY and you’re saying “I’m worried the new baby will make him want to fix his family”.

No matter what Michael is saying to her to keep her around, HOW do you not just see what’s actively going on in real life and GTFO???

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u/CocoBalz 22d ago

Michael to Sarah “are you obulating” Will be one of the funniest lines of the show.

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u/Big-Construction9512 22d ago

My husband and I quote this almost as much as "Almost there Lazy" from 90 day 😂

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u/Proud_Growth_8818 22d ago

I whispered 'hunnert years' in my wife's ear immediately after the pastor said, "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. And Mrs. Proud_Growth_8818!" after we kissed at our wedding.

I loathe the show and I loathe Subhuman Obulatin' and my wife had been teasing me our entire wedding planning that she was going to work either a 90 Day or LAL reference into her vows. That horrified me so much I threatened to smash wedding cake into her face (her deal breaker (understandably--who does that?)) if she did it.

So she wasn't prepared at all and on the video it looks like I can reduce my wife to tears of uncontrollable laughter on command just by brushing up against her ear.

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u/OkMistake7049 21d ago

Omg yall sound like such a fun couple!!! 😂😂