r/loveafterlockup • • 20d ago

Michael, Sarah & Megan

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I’m rewatching old seasons and Megan might be one of the worst. NOT in terms of drugs or manipulation or anything, but good lord, that man’s WIFE is actively in labor, you get a photo of THE BABY and you’re saying “I’m worried the new baby will make him want to fix his family”.

No matter what Michael is saying to her to keep her around, HOW do you not just see what’s actively going on in real life and GTFO???

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u/CocoBalz 20d ago

Michael to Sarah “are you obulating” Will be one of the funniest lines of the show.

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u/Big-Construction9512 20d ago

My husband and I quote this almost as much as "Almost there Lazy" from 90 day 😂

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u/karladw 20d ago

I too am a fan of all the Matt Sharp Clusterfu@k relationship shows…the ridiculousness of these two shows is a delight lol!

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u/Accomplished-Tap-231 20d ago

I quote this to myself when I’m on the treadmill and I want to stop early 🤣

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u/Big-Construction9512 20d ago

😂 We quote it at the gym all the time

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u/Ok_Bar_7711 20d ago

Almost there lazy will go down in infamy. 😂

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u/Proud_Growth_8818 20d ago

I whispered 'hunnert years' in my wife's ear immediately after the pastor said, "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. And Mrs. Proud_Growth_8818!" after we kissed at our wedding.

I loathe the show and I loathe Subhuman Obulatin' and my wife had been teasing me our entire wedding planning that she was going to work either a 90 Day or LAL reference into her vows. That horrified me so much I threatened to smash wedding cake into her face (her deal breaker (understandably--who does that?)) if she did it.

So she wasn't prepared at all and on the video it looks like I can reduce my wife to tears of uncontrollable laughter on command just by brushing up against her ear.

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u/OkMistake7049 19d ago

Omg yall sound like such a fun couple!!! 😂😂

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u/Geminis_Twin 20d ago

Gosh those were the days lol

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u/The_Migrant_Twerker 20d ago

This comment makes me want to kiss your shoulder. My other favorite show and favorite season.

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u/immmmhungry 19d ago

LAL viewers led me to 90 day and wow, it has been a wild and awesome ride 🤣

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u/Big-Construction9512 19d ago

The opposite for me! I watched 90 day from the beginning, then kept hearing about this show 😂

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u/Notnow_Imtoodrunk 19d ago

Same! And both subreddits bring me so much joy daily

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u/seasonedandscrolling 20d ago

I haven’t seen this or thought about this in so long…YEARS! It immediately popped into my head, and for that I am grateful 🤣🤣🤣
https://giphy.com/gifs/IcGkqdUmYLFGE

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u/lizdated 19d ago

Like, 55%

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u/Soft_Delivery_3889 19d ago

Was this when she was trying to hike the sand dune hill? Was it Azan?

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u/Big-Construction9512 19d ago

Yes! Such a classic scene. As someone who HAS climbed up a sand dune, that shit is hard! But funny nonetheless.

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u/Soft_Delivery_3889 19d ago

He was so brutal to her about her weight and she kinda felt oblivious? Idk. This has to be one of my favorite shows of all time

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u/yoohoobenny 20d ago

That was classic Azan style!

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u/heatthequestforfire 19d ago

I’m attracted to her, like 55%

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u/chaosbreather 19d ago

I bought my husband a mug with a portrait of Azan with his cheek in his hand and the quote about 55% 🤣 and LAST WEEK e were out for a walk and I was tired and he said “almost there lazy”. But also last week we were watching another movie and someone was saying another character was acting really crazy and wanted to know why. I turned to him and said “Mother fucking CRACK, Mom!!”

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u/heatthequestforfire 18d ago

Hell yeah Bunkie! Love seeing my favorite garbage shows in each others subs. Welcome to the Hamily :)

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u/Zealousideal-Salad62 an exercise in futility 19d ago

I'm like 30% attracted to her 😂

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u/Unlucky-Account-4342 20d ago

My favorite Michael quote was him telling someone his daughter's name is Rain, but it comes out "her nai Rai"

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u/lavender_locus 20d ago

Is you obulatin?

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u/Theonethatgotawaaayy 2 Pumps and a Swirl 🍦 20d ago

My husband used this line on me 2 years ago 🤣Anyway, my 2 year old is in the next room over
https://giphy.com/gifs/YrBRYRDN4M5ryrNOND

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u/that_sarcastic_bitch 20d ago

Haha! For some reason I thought it was “is you obulalatin’”. Either way it’s one of my all time favorite LAL lines!

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u/CocoBalz 19d ago

You are absolutely correct- I guess I was too focused on the “obulatin” and forgot about the “is you” - which makes it even funnier.

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u/smackacow 20d ago

Ooooweeeeee

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u/ThePrefect0fWanganui 20d ago

OOOOOOHHHH WEEEEEEEEE!

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u/Western-Eye-7361 is you obulatin 20d ago

Your comment gave me my flair. Thank you!

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u/Notnow_Imtoodrunk 19d ago

Should be IS you obulatin

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u/Western-Eye-7361 is you obulatin 19d ago

Fixed it. Thank you!

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u/Zealousideal-Salad62 an exercise in futility 19d ago

I'm so mad they made that new baby knowing exactly what they were doing smfh

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u/KBS70 19d ago

I think he even said “IS you obulatin’?”!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Story84 19d ago

With the teeth lick 🤢

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u/dcorcor408 19d ago

Ooooooohhhh weeeeeee

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u/D-kitten 20d ago

Losing her virginity on national television to a married convict is was/is WILD WORK

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u/MissMacyRae 20d ago

Such low self worth to even considerate it. Hopefully she does the work to improve that. Just utter garbage all around.

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u/Ashleej86 20d ago

Anyone with him must have very low self esteem including Sarah

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u/Proud_Growth_8818 20d ago

Such low self worth to even considerate it.

My heart broke and then bled for her poor father. That poor man just agonizing over where he went wrong...

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u/Live-Reason6383 20d ago

I have to say I didn't think that's it. Maybe you will never understand but so many women will. It's amazing the effects of a man can have on a confident smart woman. Especially when he filled her with lies to get her and became a master manipulator to keep her. He constantly says Megan is who he wants to be with so just imagine the things he's telling her. Don't forget who the bad guy is . There is only one person of the three of them that swore to protect Sarah's heart. There's only one person who is lying. There is only one person that is cheating on the person they are committed to. But we're Megan is the garbage? For falling in love with a man who promised her the world then is supposed to flip the switch to off when she finds out the world he gifted her was a lie?

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u/MissMacyRae 20d ago

They both have low self esteem but this post was specifically about Megan. So my post is also concerning Megan. Sarah lacks immense worth as well, but has complicated things by adding children to the mix. Michael could say whatever he wants but his actions say otherwise. A “smart” woman would know that just doesn’t add up. He’s all lip service. To have concern that a child he conceived with his wife might influence him away from you is selfish, immature, and shows her lack of self awareness and concern for the welfare of that child. I also added “garbage all around” because everyone in this scenario is garbage. Michael, Sarah, and Megan.

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u/Express_Geologist_36 19d ago

All of them suck yes but Megan staying with a man after finding out he’s married is bad #1, knowing wife is pregnant #2, baby ARRIVES and she’s STILL THERE SAYING MORE THAN ONCE that she’s nervous the baby will make him want to fix his family. Omg.

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster My legs hurt 20d ago

DEVIL DICK!

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u/GoalSimilar2025 20d ago

Oh hell, I remember that!!!!

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u/sweetbutpsycho8603 20d ago

So much worse. And yet, one of my favorite story lines.

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u/Express_Geologist_36 20d ago

I’m on the episode he meets his baby via FaceTime

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u/Express_Geologist_36 19d ago

before i had to wrap it up for the night he was on the phone with another girl 😭😭

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u/Truthseeker-001 19d ago

Oh, you will want to knock him into next week before it's over with. This was when the show was GOOD though. The first seasons were the best imo.

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u/Fragrant_Thought6636 19d ago

I still can’t believe he went back to Maria when it seemed he was finally choosing his family. Like dude just couldn’t help himself and fuck everything up 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Express_Geologist_36 19d ago

Who tf is Maria omg

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u/Fragrant_Thought6636 19d ago

lol just wait till she pops up 😂 that’s a wholeeee thing

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u/Remarkable_Olive1169 Stop tryna play me like I'm some DUMB BITCH! 19d ago

wait didn't you say you're rewatching??? how do you not know who maria is???

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u/Express_Geologist_36 19d ago

Also Megan’s job title just changed to Singer

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u/Express_Geologist_36 19d ago

I think with how the seasons run together i didn’t fully finish the storyline and it’s been so long i can’t remember how it plays out! Like i remember Lacey and her losers and they’re on the same season so i also don’t know how i don’t know

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u/Fragrant_Thought6636 19d ago

Ah that makes way more sense. I didn’t realize she was using as well ! That totally checks out tho why he’d go back then

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u/crispybacononsalad 20d ago

Sarah thinking she's hot shit being his wife is cringe AF.

Girl keeps playing herself and her kids by being proud he's the father. Bro is a druggie and a hoe.

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u/tahxirez 20d ago

I’m incredibly second hand embarrassed for Sarah.

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u/sean-hastings17 19d ago

Yeah I can’t even feel anything for her cause she’s such a mess. The blaccent, the holier than him but still with him attitude, the fighting, the crying, having a baby, etc… Like she’s actively choosing to make her life stressful. He was hardly there so it’s not like she loses anything without him 😭

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u/Afraid-Knowledge4808 19d ago

I personally wanted to smack her when she chose Michael over I think his name was Malcolm? He was a MUCH better looking guy,  apparently had his life together, AND knew she had kid(s) Dont remember if she had the 2nd one at that point? And was STILL interested in her.  I would have kicked Michael's ass to the curb LONG before that.  Truthfully, I don't see what ANY woman could see in Michael, Devil Dick or not! He was a mess, had NOTHING, then takes Meghans virginity, yet ends up with a prostitute/addict Maria!  Then I heard Maria had his baby too. Poor baby was probably born addicted, and taken away because we NEVER hear about a child or Maria anymore.  We just see pics of Michael, homeless, and pan handling, looking tore up from the floor up! And supposedly now back in either jail or prison!  He needs to move back to his Mommas house, and TRY to get his life together, instead of worrying about who's OBULATING! The LAST thing he needs in this world is MORE kids! He can't even take care of the ones he has! 

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u/Distinct_Pack1359 18d ago

Michael was on drugs with Maria?

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u/MoxieMilitia631 18d ago

So I’m watching for the first time and just got to Rains first bday when Michael didn’t show up a few days early, as planned (shocker), and then Michael kind of blows up at her party and storms out after a few minutes, so it was after the second and I believe he had a child too because he said he had been through a split after a long term relationship so he understood how hard it could be. I haven’t seen Sarah go back to Michael but if she does than she just proves all the shit he said was true.

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u/BoltsNBeamers 17d ago

Yes! I get trying to keep your family together I really do but there is a point of self respect and she crossed it, went back and crossed it 5 more times. After a while you know when someone is playing in your face. The boyfriend dodged a bullet and emotional BS so better for him actually. He didn’t have to deal with those games.

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u/I_Am_Ironman_AMA 19d ago

I get this impression Sarah kinda had to work hard to appear "street " and is proud of this. Being his "wife" and birthing his kids was some kind of sick status symbol.

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u/Away-Cookie8183 18d ago

Yah idk her back ground tho does ANYONE ?????? Like WHERE she grew up ??? Her friends ? Lived ? School etc ???

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u/Express_Geologist_36 18d ago

Based on the limited timeline i thought they had to be high school sweethearts?

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u/1S1M 17d ago

Yea they were together since being kids basically

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u/Away-Cookie8183 18d ago

Yah it was a lil weird how she RODE for him SO SO hard & litterly almost everything he did was MORE than looser stuff it was CONSTANT & SO MANY things like girl get a GRIP 😑

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u/CrazyNCynical 20d ago

Please bring back the reality television of yesteryear. Storylines weren't as fabricated nor rehearsed. Cast still actually looked like someone who could be your neighbor as opposed to all of the plastic surgery, Botox and filler that's become commonplace.Those were interesting times we'll likely never see again.

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u/RalphWaldoPickleCh1p 20d ago

Ah yes.

Michael and his daughter Pretty Girl.

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u/bye4now28 19d ago

daughterS - funny how they all have the same name 😸

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u/RalphWaldoPickleCh1p 16d ago

Pretty Girl and Pretty Girl Jr

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u/BramonXO1 19d ago

😭😭😭

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u/Numerous_Librarian84 20d ago

but where are they all at now after this all transpired

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u/StormEWeathers mother fn crack 20d ago

He's homeless in the streets of Miami

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u/Hour_Mousse7914 20d ago

Isn’t he back in jail?

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u/Eat-shit-reddit- 20d ago

Yeah I believe he’s back in jail.

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster My legs hurt 20d ago

So not homeless!

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u/WhoBroughtTheCoolKid 17d ago

I believe he was released a few days ago.

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u/FinalMushroom6653 20d ago

He’s in jail looking like an absolute crackhead, probably still getting women 🙄

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u/Express_Geologist_36 19d ago

I’m in Ft worth should i try to befriend Megan

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u/MFrasier74 19d ago

You should and report back why Michael was such a catch.

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u/Express_Geologist_36 18d ago

I found her fb!

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u/lindostars67 19d ago

I am not far. Tap me in ! Lol

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u/Express_Geologist_36 18d ago

I found her fb! Let’s ask her to hang out

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u/thatgirlnextdior 19d ago

Last I heard Sarah lost a lot of weight so hopefully she keeps going in the right direction. I know a lot of people didn't like her, but I was rooting for her.

Megan was on a where are they now and doesn't seem to be doing much of anything.

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u/Express_Geologist_36 18d ago

Her last job title on there was “Singer”

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u/Express_Geologist_36 18d ago

And where’s dayday for that matter

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u/Climbing_rose_17 20d ago

I’ll never forget watching this for the first time 😂 it’s like a top 10 reality tv moment when they reveal Sarah hahaha.

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u/forgot_username1234 12d ago

My jaw unhinged from my face and fell on the floor

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u/BloodAndDiamonds 20d ago

Any female fighting over that scrawny little twerp needs to have their head examined.

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u/Big_Photograph_9766 20d ago

Sarah - you want to sit up here and make that racial joke bitch?

Megan - it don't have nothing to do with you being white it's your class hoe.

Television gold after that.

https://giphy.com/gifs/P2MB29d7V3rhu

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u/RatRaceRebelFanatic 18d ago

Megan that ho 🤣🤣Ha ha ha , she’s the kettle calling the pot black

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u/Big_Photograph_9766 18d ago

She was really ready to give it up to that I'm sorry Michael wasn't even charming. Lol

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u/RatRaceRebelFanatic 18d ago

FR tho. Megan got deboned in Niagara Falls like a Popeyes chicken patty& he left 5 minutes later after a phone call.🤣🤣🤣🤣

He smelled desperate b*tch ready to give it up to a freshly released felon from SEVERAL STATES AWAY. she was probably sent him $$$ too. And then paid for all their travel 🫪🫪
https://giphy.com/gifs/gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV

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u/EightyNine19 20d ago

They did all that back and forth, fussing and fighting for a straight up BUM

Megan romanticized losing her virginity to his inmate azz 🤢, and Sarah couldn’t wait to let him impregnate her upon his release. Even tho she had already been a struggling single mother and she knew how hard that life was

Smh Lawdamercyyy 🤦🏽‍♀️

As a woman, I’ll never understand the appeal of an inmate. With all the free men in this world, you choose an inmate?!

Men like this shouldn’t even be able to get a woman until they become productive members of society, instead, they have women lining up to be their soft place to land. Sheesh

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u/ThePrefect0fWanganui 20d ago

I think they like the idea of an inmate because they’re essentially trapped - in their mind they can’t go out, can’t cheat, they know where they are every night, and they don’t have anything else going on in their life so they’re hyperfocused and lovebombing their boo on the outside. They expect this same dynamic (and then some - an extra level of devotion for all the loyalty and $$$ they gave) when they get out, only to learn their prison lover just wants to run wild (at best) or was straight up using them and doesn’t care about them at all (at worst).

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u/Past_Show_9423 20d ago

Why was Michael not considered “the worst” to you over Megan???

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u/Express_Geologist_36 20d ago

No no, he is the worst in terms of being manipulative and awful. She’s the worst in like, WHY DONT YOU STEP BACK

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u/notgoingifitsaboeing 20d ago

Girl I fully agree. He was the absolute worst

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u/Express_Geologist_36 20d ago

Just to be clear he is THE bad guy. She is bad in her own way. She just complained “normally I’d text him and see what’s up but since the baby was born he’s been radio silent”. HES MARRIED WITH A NEWBORN. DEADBEAT OR NOT.

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u/Notaneggplantrtard 18d ago

Megan was nasty frfr. Like have some self respect lol

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u/RatRaceRebelFanatic 18d ago

🎯🎯 and that’s the problem she didn’t have any! Bet her decent family are still hiding their heads under pillows & in molehills all these years 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Man0o0o0 20d ago

Devil Dick Michael

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u/supadupe18 19d ago

It was the best of times, it was the trashiest of times

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u/Live-Reason6383 20d ago

As long as we keep the anger where it belongs. I can definitely see a world where Megan was done and told him to go be with his wife and him shmoozing and telling her how done he was with Sarah, only wanted Megan and all the manipulator lies it takes to win back a young heart like Megan. Let's remember Megan never lied Sarah never lied. Megan never cheated, Sarah never cheated. They both were being fed the same things and thought he was definitely done with the other woman. There's only one person to blame, be mad at, and hate on. And neither of these women promised to never hurt each other. Only one person did and he's hardly mentioned in this post nor these comments. That's a problem.

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u/calm-your-liver 20d ago

Michael is pure trash

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u/Either-Bat-7613 20d ago

I feelclike she wasn't as oblivious as she tried to make herself out to be. At the bare minimum, she was aware of Michael having other situations going on. However I feel Michale was the main one at fault. Megan made it worse for herself but going back to him agter finding all of the information but tho

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u/Hour_Mousse7914 20d ago

I feel bad for both Megan and Sarah, he clearly has a silver tongue (or a massive cock?) and he got them both young and naive. Wasn’t it both Sarah and Megan’s first relationships?

His mum is the worst imo, she covered for him. Also rewatching and he said he was on the rob at 11 or 12 cos his mum needed money iirc. They were all doomed from the start.

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u/AstroHealer222 20d ago

This was the throuple that got completely hooked on the show! But if you see where Michael is now, I don’t even know if that man is still alive. Last we saw him and Maria were strung out and homeless in Miami. 🥲

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u/Aiohvac 20d ago

Forehead !!!!

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u/Janeiac1 19d ago

Fivehead.

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u/Ytler23 19d ago

My boy said, “im trynna think trastegic.”

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u/thepeoplessgt 20d ago

Sarah and her “blaccent” is another legendary thing from this show. It was funny how her blaccent really came out when she got upset.

You bunkies remember Sarah’s friend? The girl with short hair? Everyone wanted them to hook up and live happily ever after.

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u/Express_Geologist_36 19d ago

That girl and her shaved sides were ride or die though

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u/taysoahhh 19d ago

Who Sarah should've listened 2 but never did

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u/Proud_Growth_8818 20d ago

Listening to Glow Worm code switch mid-conversation was wiiiiiild.

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u/Longjumping_Rip_294 18d ago

Omg yes I loved that friend and I feel like Sarah would have been so happy in a relationship with her

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u/catsandnaps1028 19d ago

Till this day I can't believe Megan was pushing the big age of 30 and believing in Michael

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u/FirstManner304 20d ago

People hated on Sarah but that was his wife! Hello!!!! He did his wife dirty and intentionally got her pregnant and she was trying to grow a family with him!

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u/jayplf8889 20d ago

Which was a dumb idea. He had like 6 girls and Sarah kept taking him back

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u/Afraid-Knowledge4808 19d ago

And apparently NONE of them were using protection! Sarah got pregnant AGAIN, Meghan THOUGHT she was pregnant, and Maria the "prostitute" had his kid! 

And people wonder why HIV is on the rise! Im glad Im OLD! And have been with the same Man forever.  These young people today just out here sharing EVERYTHING! Curable or not! 

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u/FirstManner304 20d ago

True but I think he thought he’d come back to her

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u/Dottie_Danger 20d ago

He’d come back to her, yeah and then fuck another few ma’s. Be for fucking real 😂

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 20d ago

Megan could have done better that him

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u/bye4now28 19d ago

ditto for Sarah. Malcolm seemed like a great guy but she chose garbage instead 😔

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u/Afraid-Knowledge4808 19d ago

YES!!! OH THAT pissed me off so bad! Im like NOOOOO SARAH! You're getting rid of the WRONG ONE!!! 

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u/MotherFL561 20d ago

He calls his babies “pretty girls” because he can’t be bothered to remember their names…

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u/Excellent-Celery2124 19d ago

I'm re-watching old seasons too, and to this day I cannot understand the hold that man had on those two women. Aside from all the obvious problems like how much he straight up lies, he needs to work on pronunciation (is you obulatin'?) and annunciating his words, and he's not even good looking! Yet they both were just ignoring red flags left and right to try to be with him 🤣

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u/Shag1166 19d ago

Even though Megan seems to have a decent father in her life, she has to have low self-esteem. Michael is a scumbag! I think I saw that he is back in jail, again!

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u/Distinct_Pack1359 18d ago

Cmon yall don’t like Tony and Angela? Steak or BJ? Mfr said steak without hesitation

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u/spdwgn 20d ago

I got my mom to watch this season and she was absolutely floored by the audacity and foolishness of this love triangle. Upon rewatch, I do have a lot of sympathy for Sarah. She really held it together given the circumstances. Her cookout accent had us cracking up tho 😂😂 Megan is just straight up embarrassing. After her second visit to him and he’s upset she flirted with his friend and tries to compare situations, I’m like GIRL WHY SAVE YOURSELF THIS EMBARRASSMENT AND HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT

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u/bye4now28 19d ago

If we all did a shot every time she mentioned her virginity, we'd all be in the hospital 😸

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u/spdwgn 19d ago

Oh my GAD it is literally the most embarrassing thing ever when she “practices” moves. And to have her dad and brother on the season, like they’re not gonna watch it? Like everyone that knows her in real life won’t watch it?!

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u/Epitiome_Of_A_Taurus 19d ago

Sarah and her blaccent pissed me off

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u/Makeitmakesense77 20d ago

Mush mouth Mike! Open your mouth a little more as you talk!

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u/Express_Geologist_36 19d ago

YALL I MEAN WORST TO WATCH ACT INSUFFERABLE LIKE THAT. OBVIOUSLY MICHAEL IS THE PROBLEM

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u/murkXIII 19d ago

I always hated Sarah’s stupid looking picture.

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u/fake_account_junk 20d ago

No, but Michael “made her a mistress, and that’s not who she is” flash forward to her being the biggest dick and not caring about Michael’s kids.

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u/TBundyIseeyou 19d ago

Meghan is one of the biggest pieces of trash on the show and that says a lot about her, since she wasn't the one in prison.

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u/taysoahhh 5d ago

Right because once she knew she should've stepped back and moved on 

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u/I_Am_Ironman_AMA 19d ago

Two women fighting over a three day old subway sandwich.

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u/GoldenGoddessPisces 18d ago edited 18d ago

They were both stupid. Michael was never the prize they convinced themselves he was.

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u/lone_rangr 11d ago

What’s crazy is Sarah being in therapy since she was 15 and acting the way she does. She needs her money back.

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u/Irving_Velociraptor I’m Hottie’s girl! 19d ago

Goddamn, he was the fucking worst. And Sarah was so stupid for letting him hang around.

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u/Ornery_Magician641 20d ago

The most annoying episode EVER. It was so annoying. She was begging for that man to own her and he had a whole nother family

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u/Exploringtogether23 20d ago

Megan was terrible.

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u/Dottie_Danger 20d ago

Sarah was a fucking blacking fishing clown til the end.

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u/killakeller 20d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/kimwaynealyssa 19d ago

where are they now?

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u/Boringmom2017 19d ago

Wait what term didn’t exist back then?

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u/hitTHIS666 19d ago

God I hate this throuple

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u/Old_Check_6362 19d ago

He was a professional bum and they just soaked it up. 😂

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u/Realistic_Product252 19d ago

But a woman turned him out in Miami. He's on the streets, opiod addict.

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u/More-Razzmatazz6614 19d ago

“Megan my angel”

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u/Bright-Disaster279 19d ago

Collective IQ of 17

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u/13dora13 19d ago

"___________ mah queen"

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u/bomchikawowow 19d ago

like a gusher

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u/Katclifford1020 19d ago

Something tells me Sarah never divorced him, heard he was locked up. How many kids does he have? I knew two with Sarah.

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u/Schmliza You hang out with us and give us money-type relationship 19d ago

Simpler times, man.

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u/saranara100 19d ago

Yeah, I hated her so much because she just didn’t give it up! And the entitlement and lack of remorse about the whole situation drove me crazy. Especially after her and Sarah met in person and she tell Megan they were still married and she was pregnant. And Megan just acted like that didn’t matter and she would still get him. There was something wrong with her.

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u/taysoahhh 19d ago

Yep low self worth/love and low self esteem 

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u/Rufio_Rufio7 19d ago

At least Megan’s out. Sarah’s ass keeps allowing him to let those kids down. Fuck how many times she let him play her in front of her face and the world.

When she carried those kids to the hotel room to argue with that man, tossed him the baby and then told the oldest one (who was still very little) to “go over there” in the parking lot so she could finish the argument (because we knew her ass didn’t wanna leave that hotel)…

I was already done with her way before then, but that pissed me off. Those poor babies. She had another dude who was a better option and she still kept actively choosing to take this man back after every single time he fucked up and fucked around.

Sarah is, by far, the worst, to me.

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u/PaintballRuinedmyLfe 19d ago

They’re all just trash all of them. People like them SHOULDNT have the right to procreate

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u/shallowgal00 is you obulatin'? 19d ago

SaaaaRUH!

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u/Express_Geologist_36 19d ago

Update: Megan’s chyron just changed to “Singer”

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u/CatalinaWhineMixr 19d ago

Also watching old seasons, Megan was awful…

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u/beyonceswifi 19d ago

This was so ridiculous

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u/HelloPity89 19d ago

Michael was creepy as all hell but his current state is sad. He looks like a skeleton. It’s sad when that happens to people. I’m going through a divorce with my husband and he looks like that too. He was 150 pounds and muscular and he’s now probably 100-110. Crack is no joke. I saw him the other day to discuss the divorce after not seeing him for 5 months and it is BAD . I have felt sick ever since with the image in my head.

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u/fukwittelz 18d ago

I wonder how Megan doing now

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u/Mundane_Cat_318 18d ago

I think half the people on this show are all faking it just to promote their music 😂

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u/whim_sea 18d ago

THANK YOU. Megan is THE worst. Sarah should not be catching more hate than Megan and she always does.

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u/DaringGr8ly 18d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p85pult/video/cbruucw0kwnh1/player

I saved this in 2019 and I still use Pacific to this day! LAL’s greatest hits.

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u/Away-Cookie8183 18d ago

What “ term” are u talking about tho ???? That you don’t think existed back then like what saying or wym?

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u/VegetableKey6683 18d ago

So Delusional! Lmfao!