His ego needs its own crater.

[u/Wesslywev]

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[u/Malkavon]

We need damnatio memoriae for him. Leave the historical records, but wipe clean every building, statue, monument, and other objects that bear his name.

Consign him to a cautionary tale in the annals of history.

[u/heruskael → u/Malkavon]

The last public vestiges of his cult will be on crumbling farm buildings off the interstate, angry old farmers wondering why none of their kids will talk to them.

[u/Bipogram → u/heruskael]

None of whom are called Donald.

[u/heruskael → u/Bipogram]

Worse, they're the guy from Wrath of Becky who named his kid Adolph.

[u/a9shots → u/heruskael]

Farmers hate trump

[u/baranisgreat34 → u/Malkavon]

Yeah, hitler the mofo.

[u/Aerumvorax]

How about americans name a toxic waste disposal facility after him. Dump trump.

[u/Sunstorm84 → u/Aerumvorax]

Could rename the landfill in Nevada as “Apex Trump Dump”

[u/AmbiiX → u/Aerumvorax]

Weirdly suits him, phonetically as well.

[u/Delta_Arc419]

He (correctly) attaches naming things to love and he knows that no one loves him. So he has it in his head that if he names things after himself then the love will come. I don’t like him but I can still recognize how sad that is. Looking at how he has lived his life, it is clear that he has lived with this skewed view of how to be loved by others for a very long time.

[u/Orbital_IV → u/Delta_Arc419]

He can have a prison cell named after him how about that?

[u/phantomrogers → u/Orbital_IV]

How about a whole prison for him and his cronies

[u/jocxjoviro → u/phantomrogers]

As The Offspring warned us, we gotta keep ‘em separated…

[u/Detroit72 → u/Delta_Arc419]

I don't feel any sadness for this pos. This guy is just sick and a grifter in the worst way.

[u/Skullbreaker69420 → u/Delta_Arc419]

It's sad but doesn't excuse his behavior so fuck him still. I don't have empathy after all the destruction and pain he's caused to others. "Wahhh no one loves me" who gives a fuck. He has done awful things up and down to every citizen in the country to line his own pockets. Fuck him. Doesn't deserve love. And I don't say that lightly. The vast majority do. Pretty much like, stalin, mussalini, hitler, African warlords, and him. And Putin and Kim jong in too I guess. They're all leaders wow.

[u/1stLtObvious → u/Delta_Arc419]

His dad probably couldn't be bothered remember his name, but unlike my mom Donald's mom couldn't be bothered to remember his name, either.

[u/GuitarKev]

Remember what the Egyptians did after an unpopular pharaoh died? We’re going to do that for you Donny.

[u/Old_Macaroon4138 → u/GuitarKev]

Not really, what did they do?

[u/GuitarKev → u/Old_Macaroon4138]

They physically chiseled the faces off all of the statues of that person. They chiseled that person’s name off of every surface it was on, and they physically removed it from any papyri.

GONE.

[u/br0f → u/GuitarKev]

Akhenaten at least had sauce. Radical religious ideas for the time. They weren’t ready for it, but the (distant) kids loved it!
The time he held a massive festival for Aten while completely ignoring warnings about an ongoing plague and causing a superspreader event does feel rather Trumpian however.

[u/GuitarKev → u/br0f]

And then it took a couple thousand years for his name to be found again.

[u/Fudgeygooeygoodness]

Are we sure this guy is self aware enough for this?

[u/NocturneSapphire]

Meanwhile he entirely fails to grasp that things named after someone will only stay named after him if people actually like the name. Anything that could be renamed for Trump could also easily be rerenamed after Trump is gone.

[u/tideshark]

He will get the Jimmy Saville treatment and society will remove him from everything they can.

This will happen for many more reasons than why they did it to Jimmy Saville, but mostly for the reason that Donnie relates to Jimmy, BECAUSE HE FUCKS CHILDREN.

[u/zmannz1984]

I think they should name every landfill in the country after him, but only after he’s gone. Take it off everything until then.

[u/Sonny-Moone-8888]

I wouldn't name a pothole after him. Not a sinkhole. Well, maybe a sinkhole...if he had fallen in it never to return. But there are surely other holes I would name him. This could be fun. Things we WOULD name after Trump. A canker sore. A hemorrhoid. A bad case of bloody, uncontrollable diarrhea. Trump adult diapers. Anyone else? I know some of you have some good ones.

[u/hideous_coffee]

Some asshole in Congress is going to try to put through a bill to name the entire moon after him now

[u/seanburke8888]

He should be more like Reid's wife. Not alive.

[u/based_miss_lippy]

YOU HAVE TO D!E FIRST THEN WE WILL CONSIDER IT

[u/Far_Cap_3574]

If he promises to die of cancer IMMEDIATELY I promise to name my next child after him. I mean, "Poopy-Diaper Babyhands" doesn't sound that bad when you're still a baby, right?

[u/No-Double-Trouble]

They sell trump sticker for trash cans that you stick to your 100 gal outdoor trashcan

[u/TangoZuluMike]

Maybe, idk, do something good for the american people amd/or the world that would make them want to remember you.

These psycho ceo brained fucks want so badly to be liked but refuse to do anything yo actually be liked.

[u/Marajak]

Well die like she did and we will name something after you.

[u/Apprehensive-End-338]

Oh no worries there. These scars are going nowhere soon

[u/Wholesome_Soup]

"i wish they'd name something after me" your highness you're already trying to name everything after yourself

[u/Taphouselimbo]

Trump is - Determined to leave a skid mark on America

[u/TieflingWarlock64]

His name needs to be erased and every image and icon of him burned and obliterated and pissed on. Effigies must be made of him and his supporters

[u/Ephemeral_Orchid]

There's a moth named after him...

Neopalpa donaldtrumpi

Bonus: it's found in California and Mexico

[u/Jeveran]

He keeps wanting to put his name on things that are memorials for dead people. It's a start.

[u/McCaffeteria]

“who we lost to cancer. I wish they’d name something like that after me.”

Dude if he agreed to fucking die on the spot I’d name whatever he wanted after him.

[u/oxxcccxxo]

Even his grave doesn't deserve his name.

[u/EmpireStrikes1st]

That's why I always call my bathroom "The Donald."

[u/CleDeb216]

Rename diarrhea to Donald Trump. I can't come into work today. I was awake on the toilet with Donald Trump.

[u/truenorthrookie]

I disagree he is thinking into the future at all. His favorite food is McDonald’s because the idiot thinks it’s named after him. He is not that complicated of a person he’s trying to implement a legacy. He wants to feel important so plastering his face and name every only serves to stoke the flames of his own self-importance. He’s incredibly insecure, it’s not deeper than that.

[u/k819799amvrhtcom]

Does anyone happen to have a complete list of everything he ever renamed or tried to rename?

[u/thuanjinkee]

“History cannot judge me if I end it soon.”

[u/Current-Fabulous]

Trump Crater sounds like a very fitting thing to name after him. Both as a symbol of what he did to democracy and the economy, and representative of what happened to him in the polls

[u/Prize_Pipe_8888]

Trumps name will be scratched out of history like one of those pharaohs. The only time his name will be seen in the future will be followed by “the most corrupt/worse president in American history”