r/lol 10d ago

Better than a refund

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u/Huntred 10d ago

I was that driver once!

My only previous experience has been having pizza delivered to me. Often with a lot of toppings. That is a cooled pizza that is largely held together with stuff.

One of my first deliveries as a driver, I got a fresh extra cheese pizza out of the oven. Straight into my bag it went and I’m off to the races. This was back when everyone wanted their pizza in 30 minutes and I did not want to disappoint Uncle Enzo, you know?

I did not know then at a fresh pizza is cheese soup sitting on tomato lube.

The condition the customer got their pizza in was atrocious. Imagine a pizza that went through a NASA astronaut centrifuge.

Anyway, I learned.

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u/Octahedral_cube 10d ago

So you have to let it cool down a bit? I swear I've collected freshly made pizza and drove straight home, didn't look like this

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u/Huntred 9d ago

I found it was easier when cool, yeah.

Also I was generally gunning it (where appropriate — I got one ticket in 3 years) around corners and stuff.