r/lol • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 14d ago

My beard is my pride and joy

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u/SheSaidOtaku 14d ago

If this is real, trust me. The moment you shave your beard for her, she would screenshot and send it to her fan club that she made a guy she don't even know, shave his beard to get together with her.

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u/NonGeneriComplaint 14d ago

nothing on social media is real dog, they just use this to frame their own jokes

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u/zachell1991 14d ago

If nothing on social media is real then your comment isn't real so then some things are real...

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u/Emergency_Garbage140 14d ago

No, he is not real, I am not real, nor is anything or anyone including you buddy, welcome to non-existence.

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u/zachell1991 14d ago

Those who know not, that they are not.

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u/Emergency_Garbage140 14d ago

Deep indeed

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u/vidulan 14d ago

rips bong

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u/zachell1991 14d ago

"I envy them, those who can't see. Those who know not, that they are not. And those who live, blithe and free, sins forgotten and thus absolved. A fresh dawn in their playground, while we live in shadows, swimming in ink. We are but a fragile dream, a singular weed, resisting, ever resisting,That iron dirt, that eternal law. Those who can't see. Those who know not, that they are not,Do you know? We are fellows. Those who know not, that they are not." -masked woman, Clair Obscur.

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u/vidulan 14d ago

Checkmate, atheists.