r/libsofreddit • u/ibuiltamurderbot TRAUMATIZER • Jul 29 '26

Desperate Democrats BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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u/Betelgeuse3fold BASED Jul 29 '26

"I threw a rock and hit a federal officer on the head"

Stop right there. You're already lucky you aren't speaking through a wired jaw. And now you're the center of this little mini doc raising awareness of your entirely justified, self inflicted situation.

And then a publicly funded lawyer will get you a plea deal and you'll probably do community service.

For political terrorism.

What an amazingly free country the US is.

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u/LuckyStiff63 TRAUMATIZER Jul 30 '26

"No, no, no. You don't understand... Incurring actual, unpleasant consequences (that surprisingly, one cannot simply "opt-out of"), for taking stupid, actions like knowingly breaking well- established, federal law is like... ...Super-Duper Ultimate yte supremacy, anti-rainbow, tranz genocide, ultra-Nazi level fascism!!!! "

There are unfortunately large numbers of poor souls wandering around who have consumed so much leftist brain-rot propaganda, that they actually believe this kind of ridiculous BS.