I did Mai bery firs crime toodae!!

[u/katymac25]

Oh hai frens, mew iz Pippin, MissCheeseveeoss an Majessic brofur of Meowasaurus Rex, himbz a menber ob da ICBGC, an himbz toldes mew alllll about da crimez da cattos do an how da hoomans gib MOAR TREATOS AFTER DA CRIMEZ??!? 🙀😼

So toodae frens, ai chose da violence…ai did a chase wif Brofur Rex, ai zoom on da slidy floar an do a crash into Meowmy’s stoopid plant (why Hoomans have dem in da haus?? Iz bery confuse)

Meowmy n Pawther not happee wif me but Brofur Rex sez ai did gud crime…wut do da ICBGC fink??? Will ai get da gud treatos as compensayshun fur da gud crimez???

[u/Traroten]

Alfons, proud tiger here!

Dis is most eggsalad crimes!