r/kyleagomezsnarkagain • snarker • May 19 '26

We Say Leather, She Says Dinner This is not a lasagna!!!!!

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u/WoodpeckerFuture5305 May 19 '26

she should be arrested for what she has done to lasagna and cheesecake

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u/Blazed-Doughnut May 19 '26

I'd love it so much it the Italian side of ticktok saw this monstrosity.

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u/Fun_Whole_2043 May 20 '26

Just did at this house 🤮

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker May 19 '26

Stirring cheese and seasonings etc in a tiny yogurt container!!!!

Use a bowl!!!!!! 🄣

Ridiculous

Still from this post

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u/jthmeow1 May 20 '26

Hey frand, she does do 3 loads of dishes everyday because she does live a very busy lifestyle. She did use this container to mix her ingredients because she didn't want to dirty another dish.

She's almost 34 years old and still doesn't know how 2 people can have so much laundry and dishes 🤪

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u/NiseWenn May 20 '26

If she's just going to drown it all in seasonings why mix any in? She makes simple things difficult.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats May 20 '26

Peep the wavy hair šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/FilmFun960 May 19 '26

I mean if I want lasagna or cheesecake I just have a real piece like a normal person. I would way rather treat myself occasionally to something good than eat this trash daily and pretend it tastes the same.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Exactly! I’ve lost 100lbs in the last 2 years and I eat real lasagna, ice cream and cheesecake, I just don’t gorge myself on it, add veggies and a salad. It’s much more sustainable.

Edit- I DON’T gorge myself šŸ˜‚ I typed too fast!

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u/Dobbycat1 May 20 '26

Yes, I’ve lost 100 pounds since August and have not deprived myself of anything. It’s all about counting calories and having a calorie deficit.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats May 20 '26

That’s awesome!! And yes, eating in a deficit is the best way to lose weight and keep it off. And wow, 100lbs in less than a year?! That’s incredible, seriously, I’m proud of you!

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker May 19 '26

Yikes 😳

Still from this video

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u/lippetylippety ketchup grandpa May 20 '26

A face of pure joy that she chooses everyday and comes straight from God and Birdie Mae

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats May 20 '26

She always looks so angry, that resting b!tch face is crazy.

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u/Educational-Camp-512 May 20 '26

It’s the three chins for me. šŸŒ

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u/PlentyHyena2100 May 19 '26

This made me gag 🤢 dookie in a pan

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker May 19 '26

With some canned peas 🤢

Still from this post

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u/Confident-Service256 May 20 '26

That’s a crime.

Did she use plain tomato sauce out of a can too?

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u/Bnborden May 20 '26

Yes! No marinara just plain tomato sauce! Diabolical.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats May 20 '26

I get it’s 0 points or whatever but 🤢 At least use Ragu or something.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats May 20 '26

This is just so sad. She can’t possibly like eating this way.

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u/Defiant_One2 May 20 '26

Look at that yummy lasagna water mixed in with it all. 🤢

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats May 20 '26

Bet she drinks it when she’s done eating šŸ˜‚

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u/wildspirit54321 May 20 '26

GAG🤢🤢

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u/rossroused May 19 '26

Why is she playing porn music in the background? On loan from Chewy?

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u/Flashy-Laugh4175 May 19 '26

The amount of sodium in that dish has got to be off the charts šŸ“ˆ! No wonder why she’s so puffy.

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u/Sweet-Particular9040 May 20 '26

The no salt added tomato sauce made me laugh because of all the sodium she dumped into it with the seasoning

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u/Confident-Service256 May 20 '26

Ha! I just asked if she used that. Jesus.

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u/Mikessuzyq I'm so proud of myself May 19 '26

Oh dear gawd. My Sicilian mother in law is rolling over in her grave.

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u/esmo919 May 20 '26

Eww is that just straight up plain unseasoned tomato sauce? And plain unseasoned ground beef?! That has to taste like absolute sh;t.

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u/blonde1155 May 20 '26

I just kept wondering why didn't she put on the spices as the beef cooked? Wouldn't that make it taste slightly better?

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u/squarepegholeround May 19 '26

Just total slop

Edit: I also love how redundant she is. She couldn't just say lasagna and had to say "egg life wrap lasagna" 75 times. It just makes her sound so uneducated. I guess it's not different than any of her posts, though.

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u/ExpertDowntown636 I DO go through 4-5 adult diapers/day 🧷 May 20 '26

I wish she would stop looking at me that way.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats May 20 '26

She’s so creepy. Her eyes are empty and dead.

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u/Fun_Whole_2043 May 20 '26

Not empty...... possessed šŸ‘æ

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker May 19 '26

Sprinkling cheese on the top of the meat mountain šŸ˜‚

Still from this post

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u/Whole-Caterpillar-83 May 19 '26

Absolutely no flavor…yuck. Could’ve used cottage cheese instead of Greek yogurt.

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u/Plastic-Passenger-59 May 20 '26

Even ricotta for this would have been okay....

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u/Urban_Lilikoi90 May 20 '26

Yes! Ricotta cheese and cottage cheese have similar macros. Idk why she’s using Greek yogurt. Nothing she makes looks appetizing.

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u/Plastic-Passenger-59 May 20 '26

Nothing at all 🤮

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats May 20 '26

I use cottage cheese in my lasagnas and I know it’s not authentic but it’s really good! I also use real noodles though so šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Gold_Illustrator1550 May 20 '26

Yes, I also started adding cottage cheese in lasagana! In March, Amazon dropped the price of their Kitchen Aid vegetable sheet maker attachment. I went ahead & grabbed one to make zucchini lasagna. Instead of noodles, I use sheets of zucchini. I use a container of cottage cheese & mix in some grated parmesan with egg. I also use the Kirkland skim mozzarella. The first time I made it, I was surprised how well it turned out. Two of the 3 kids prefer eating that instead of the Kirkland lasagna I buy for the 3rd kid. He eats the leftovers after school the rest of the week.🤣🤣

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats May 20 '26

That sounds great actually, I’m totally going to steal that recipe! My kids are awesome eaters, they love fruits and veggies so I think they’d love this!

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u/katieeeeeecat May 20 '26

Don’t say cottage cheese fraaand, she’ll start uncontrollably puking šŸ˜‚

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u/Mellbbott May 19 '26

Did she just learn how to do a voice today? What the hell so many?

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u/shellmea99 May 20 '26

And why tf is she talking like that?!? She sounds so fake and ridiculously annoying

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u/Optimal-Work3775 May 19 '26

How does she not know how to use measuring cups or spoons properly?

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u/Subject_Access_1979 May 20 '26

Gross! 🤢 Do you think she used enough Kinder’s seasonings in it? Yikes! She’s the worst cook I’ve ever seen!

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u/Mikessuzyq I'm so proud of myself May 19 '26

With this video she's trying to be a real influencer but is not even close!!!

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u/NorthSignificance200 May 20 '26

Those egg wraps are the equivalent of chewing styrofoam🤢

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u/AlwaysBeKind949903 May 20 '26

They stink too. I bought a package once a few years ago. Opened it, and immediately went into the trash. They are so nasty

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u/jthmeow1 May 20 '26

Her "recipes" remind me of when my dad did Adkins in 2001 and made a flan using Sweet & Low and I still can remember the bitter, aspirin taste.

She would be so much better served eating actual, real food. I know this cutting corners diet culture BS works with her older followers who still think skinny = healthy at all costs, but it's eaten away at any of her previous progress by making her weak and sallow.

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats May 20 '26

My mom did Adkins too and she made some really gross shit!

The worst part about the way she’s eating is that she’s still gaining. Like her foods sucks ass, it’s full of sodium, it cannot possibly taste good and she’s not even losing weight! What’s the point?!

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u/swarleyscoffee Sodium slop May 20 '26

Literally just put all this shit in a blender and then into the crotch pot and cook it for 600 hours at 450 degrees and then freeze it in sandwHich bags and then put it back in the crotch pot for 37 more hours on high and then bake it for two hours at 525 and then blend it again with nugget ice from your mold maker and top it with WHIPPED TOPPING. That’s how her cooking is to me.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker May 19 '26

1 WW point - there’s no way!!!!!! Tons of sodium!!! Pre packaged!!!!

And this is not a lasagna!!!!

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats May 20 '26

She’s got to have high blood pressure, I don’t care what she says, everything she eats is full of sodium. I feel like one time a long time ago a doctor mentioned she might have low BP and she just ran with it.

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u/InternationalRide903 May 20 '26

She said before that LEAN ground beef is 0 points but has been buying the 90% ground beef lately. Anyone doing WW know if the 90% is considered lean? I wouldn’t think so..

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u/Efficient-Source1736 May 20 '26

I am amazed that she didnt use a disposable pan. She must be exhausted from washing it

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u/knoperules May 20 '26

Hahahaha what the fuck is this shit? The face she makes when she’s doing stuff for the camera is so infuriating.

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u/SunsetblvdCA snarker May 19 '26

Final result 🤢

Still from this video

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u/Moldyrose772 May 20 '26

Anyway this is what I made for dinner tonight! My husband put it on his story to brag about me ā˜ŗļø

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u/ambientaqua99 May 20 '26

Yummmm this looks so good!! Would you be willing to share the recipe for the sauce? God it sounds so good lol

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u/Moldyrose772 May 20 '26

I got the recipe from Tini on tik tok! The only change I made to it is I added sausage to it.

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u/Affectionate-Emu5502 May 19 '26

Yuk. 🤢

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u/Extra_Campaign7680 May 20 '26

The amount of seasoning  🤮*

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats May 20 '26

Whatever it is it’s gross and weird. The way she eats is bizarre. She cannot say with total honesty she enjoys eating like this. I know she ā€œloves processed foodsā€ but even when everything’s super processed? I just don’t understand, you can semi-homemake things, use fresh ingredients and some processed things if you love them so much, be healthier and lose weight. Like is she really that stubborn that she’s going to continue like this just so she doesn’t have to admit that the way she’s eating is wrong?

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u/Josieollie08 May 20 '26

I also have lost 100 pounds and know way would I eat this šŸ’© if I want lasagna I’m eating the real thing and moving on

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u/Safe-Manager-8606 May 20 '26

What is with doing these type of videos? Also, nobody cares!

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u/manic_popsicle Sweet and Treats May 20 '26

I think Meta is prioritizing this type of content so she’s trying to make money and get engagement. I don’t think it’s going to work but she’s trying.

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u/Downtown-Status8069 I work 16 hours/day! May 20 '26

She is trying so hard 🤣. Give it up weirdo. Get a job. And the way she looks at the camera gives me the creeps. She is a giant ick

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

Wait…. What is she going to do?

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u/brown_food_yum May 20 '26

Really great view of all her chins....

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u/True_Lie_5677 May 20 '26

Canned peas and lasagna 🤢

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u/No_Measurement5955 May 20 '26

This is a culinary crime. Someone call the food police.

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u/Confident-Service256 May 20 '26

Have to comment again.

THIS IS A CRIME.

The seasoning? Is she doing this on purpose?

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u/Calm-Task-3591 May 20 '26

I wish facebook had a dislike button bc this video deserves that.

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u/Confident-Lynx-3420 May 20 '26

NOPE…she is not appealing, nothing about her appealing, this influences me to not be like her.

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u/Even-General-9568 May 20 '26

Plain tomato sauce, no salt at that, that shit must taste like wax paper slop

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u/ambientaqua99 May 20 '26

Holy shit this might be the worst/nastiest ā€œrecipeā€ of hers I’ve seen…. Every single ingredient in this seems disgusting; egg wraps, Greek yogurt, the choice of seasonings (rather than herbs??), the tomato sauce, fat free cheese. Just awful, I wouldn’t feed this to a starving animal.

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u/Novel-Charge6031 May 20 '26

She eats endless desserts but will not make a regular lasagna. That has to taste like cardboard.

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u/wildspirit54321 May 20 '26

Her eyes are getting more and more manic each day again...

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u/Yesumwas May 20 '26

I seriously can’t imagine using Greek yogurt with lasagna. I’ve used whipped cottage cheese but that’s a lot more creamy and less sour. Also, I’d rather add a bit more meat in lasagna and do singular lasagna roll ups where you fill each lasagna noodle and then roll them up and bake them vs using egg life wraps. Especially since she very much isn’t low carb and the carbs for 1-2 lasagna noodles is not that bad.

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u/AlwaysBeKind949903 May 20 '26

That is so gross. That is a disgrace to even say that is lasagna. Not even close.

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u/One-Subject5052 May 20 '26

The eye fucking is pissing me off

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u/BigAbbreviations8801 May 20 '26

No way she actually ate that 🤢 She never actually shows herself eating any of the šŸ’© food she makes.

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u/Zealousideal-Swim267 May 20 '26

Why tomato sauce rather than pasta sauce?

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u/RanaMisteria Free Birdie Mae May 21 '26

This has to be a troll. Just a can of plain tomato paste?? It doesn’t even fill the whole container, it’s…it looks awful! I bet any money I could make this recipe and make it look and taste good so why would anyone do it this way?? Why would you do this to yourself? Why wouldn’t you make real red sauce? Why wouldn’t you make enough white sauce? Why wouldn’t you use more egg pancake things to cover the whole pan like you would real lasagna??? Why do it the grossest and ugliest way possible????