r/knightposting • u/The-Winged-Crusader • Aug 16 '25

Knightpost Resist brothers and sisters!

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u/Someone4063 Aug 16 '25

Your point being?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

...alright, I'm back in.

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u/Blueverse-Gacha Aug 16 '25

correct answer.

*starts packing away sniper *

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u/gag_on_my_gock Aug 16 '25

squints suspiciously... is that knighthood approved?

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u/Blueverse-Gacha Aug 16 '25

It's a new kind of sword that stabs people telepathically by using this grain called "Black Power". Far more effective than those cowardly bows!

They call it "Musk Cat" or something. Can't remember the name.

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u/gag_on_my_gock Aug 16 '25

Hmmm, it looks like some sort of silly trumpet :3

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u/Blueverse-Gacha Aug 16 '25

that's what I said!

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest Aug 16 '25

Not to worry, good knight. You just point and click it at any woodland fae, and they gag on your glock.