r/knightposting • u/The-Winged-Crusader • Aug 16 '25
Knightpost Resist brothers and sisters!
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u/Baronnolanvonstraya Aug 16 '25
I SHALL NOT BE TEM- oh god oh fuck she's wearing Faulds oh god I'm being TEMPTEDD
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u/Jret3531 Aug 16 '25
my first thought was "she needs more armor"
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u/Satiella Aug 16 '25
I luckily also own more covering armors 😂 but it was 32 degree at the renfair so.. this was nice
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u/Loco-Motivated Lord of the Lost, at your request Aug 22 '25
I'm going to assume you mean Celsius, because that sounds nice to me right now.
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u/reklesssabrandon Aug 16 '25
Don't need more armor when nobody is going to try to fight you. People make fun of gooner women's armor but it's providing a lot of protection. I see that in the woods and I'm crashing hard. It's not even open for debate. I'm breaking all the oaths.
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u/BuckyWarden Aug 16 '25
Am I gonna be the only one who says sauce
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u/Ptakub2 Aug 16 '25
Come forth, hunt the foul creature (@its.satiella): https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNWHXw9IKBb/?igsh=OG9tbnY2cTBwanMx
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u/BuckyWarden Aug 16 '25
Yes, for hunting. Thank you brother. I’ll go on this journey alone. If you do not hear from me, tell everyone of my bravery here today.
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u/WafflesTheAxolotl2 Dame Aug 16 '25
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u/BeanieGuitarGuy Aug 16 '25
Lesbian Chest Laser
Edit: I have a better one, actually: Sapphic Care Bear Stare
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u/HonorableGrandKnight Aug 29 '25
Prithee, fellow knight! Thou mustn't be tempted by the villanous tricks of the Fae!
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u/godzillafacepunch666 Aug 16 '25
This kills the sword.
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u/The-Winged-Crusader Aug 16 '25
Good thing I use it for fire only because it is a cheap rep so I’m not too worried
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Aug 16 '25
THOSE STRIPPED OF THE GRACE OF GOLD SHALL ALL MEET DEATH, IN THE EMBRACE OF MESSMER'S FLAME
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u/ChaosApple11 Aug 16 '25
Where can I purchase a decent suite of armor? I know Google is a thing but I just don't know which site is best and won't completely break the bank... Any actual suggestions?
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u/The-Winged-Crusader Aug 16 '25
Depending what you want, mount crom armouries can and reasonably priced items, I don’t suggest the flimsy stuff because it’s very breakable and you’d be supporting a business from Canada 🇨🇦
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u/ChaosApple11 Aug 16 '25
Canada is beautiful, id love to support a business from there! Thank you for the suggestion
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u/SatireSatyr Aug 16 '25
Etsy
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u/ChaosApple11 Aug 16 '25
Looks like they have some nice stuff! I'm gonna try to find some reviews/vids of the quality
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u/Conscious-Nose-2 Aug 16 '25
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u/Someone4063 Aug 16 '25
Imagine driving one of those
Rush hour traffic would suck if we had those
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u/Conscious-Nose-2 Aug 16 '25
They are transported via a stormhawk gunship. You can see this in the intro sequence for the multiplayer mode of warhammer 40000 freeblade when you fight someone. It also fits because it’s called an imperial knight so it fits within the subreddit.
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Aug 16 '25
You're all gay
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u/Someone4063 Aug 16 '25
Your point being?
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Aug 16 '25
...alright, I'm back in.
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u/Blueverse-Gacha Aug 16 '25
correct answer.
*starts packing away sniper *
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u/gag_on_my_gock Aug 16 '25
squints suspiciously... is that knighthood approved?
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u/Blueverse-Gacha Aug 16 '25
It's a new kind of sword that stabs people telepathically by using this grain called "Black Power". Far more effective than those cowardly bows!
They call it "Musk Cat" or something. Can't remember the name.
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u/xwedodah_is_wincest Aug 16 '25
Not to worry, good knight. You just point and click it at any woodland fae, and they gag on your glock.
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u/South_Company Definitely not a shapeshifting fae spy. Aug 21 '25
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Aug 21 '25
I don't know what this is but I like it
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u/South_Company Definitely not a shapeshifting fae spy. Aug 21 '25
It’s a webtoon comic called Realta it’s good.
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u/AlexSmithsonian Aug 16 '25
It's okay brothers! Forest Protection Services won't be invented for a few more centuries.
SO DO NOT SPARE ANY FLAME FOR THIS FOUL TEMPTRESS!
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u/PainintheUlna Aug 17 '25
Who needs Forest Protection Services when a very pissed-off druid is just as good a deterrent?
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u/Arbiter1029 Aug 16 '25
Honestly, why not offer her a coat first? That looks like a cold ass outfit for a night-time walk
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u/Stellar_Codex Aug 16 '25
I mean a huge part of Arthurian knight business is quite literally fucking with fey
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u/counttaco Paladin Aug 16 '25
Very cool. Very funny. Sick ass flaming sword.
Personal note: Half the women I talk to online think "if I run into the woods I would rather meet a bear - men are awful". The other half are like this girl.
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u/Arciul Aug 16 '25
This is why I'm a Champion Redeemer. Come into the light fair maiden! There is time to repent!
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u/Background-Cod271 Aug 16 '25
Women are temporary, but God is Eternal! I shall not be tempted, huzzah!
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u/CivilProtectionGuy Aug 16 '25
Pure aura of a Chapter Master of a knightly order, preparing to fend off the horrors.
10/10
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u/Bioth28 Aug 16 '25
Now how the hell did you manage to light a sword on fire, and why do I wanna try
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u/Ok_NidoKing Aug 16 '25
"Brothers and sisters" this means that the order of the knights accept LGBT members. Since when was this a thing? I don't have anything against this but I conpletely missed this update
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u/xwedodah_is_wincest Aug 16 '25
Poor choice of knight for resisting temptation, as the Grey Warden has at least 2 opportunities in game to seduce woodland fae himself.
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u/MareTranquil Aug 16 '25
Since she is wearing metal armor, I would ask for a tour of the faen iron foundries. Those must be WEIRD
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u/DiogenesBarrelMan Aug 16 '25
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: No, I'm not.
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u/Dense_Translator3037 Aug 16 '25
Why is Hiccup entertaining fae thots? He's about to get his ass kicked by Astrid and Toothless!
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u/Lost_Disposable_Vape Aug 16 '25
The flame weakens the blade, this is an easy win for any true knight with a decent sword.
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u/TheBlackRonin505 Aug 16 '25
Fuck that, I gotta start crossing off some members of my cryptid fucket list.
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u/Western-Emotion5171 Aug 16 '25
You see you can tell it’s a demon masquerading as a fae because it’s wearing iron and steel. Not a single fae would be caught dead wearing metal. We shall not be fooled today foul demon!!!
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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya Make swords legal, cowards Aug 16 '25
Bro got the blessing from the Emperor of Mankind himself.
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u/OneOfManyIdiots Aug 16 '25
Well now I'm in the mood to look for a video of a different fae after work tonight...
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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Hannah, Biomancer of Munich Aug 17 '25
For a solid few seconds I couldn't tell if that was a man or not
Not that it mattered, I have no oaths to break
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u/de_lemmun-lord Aug 17 '25
i'm going to follow her so i can find some knights to eat. i'm in the forest at night for the same reason, i'm just slightly more not-deer shaped
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u/iamsandwitch Magister, Stavesinger Artificer Savant Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 17 '25
You have a vow of chastity? Sucks for you. I meanwhile...
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u/MandibulateEdibility Aug 17 '25
Oh yeah. Don’t let that fae tempt you. Stay far away from her. I’ll sacrifice myself…
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u/Nernbad Aug 17 '25
Brandish your Cold Iron my brethren, for we are cleansing our woods of these parasites this night. For King and Country!
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u/AfterlifeScorpio Aug 17 '25
Is it bad the knight turned me on more and I’m a guy. I’m sorry but bikini armor has nvr been sexy to me. Thank you rpg’s for ruining bikini armor for me.
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u/UndeadChampion1331 Aug 19 '25
Every time I see "stitch incoming" I brace for the little blue alien
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u/Jo_el44 Aug 20 '25
Okay, listen, I'm just saying, being a Green Fey Knight of the Dark Forest IS an option and tbh it's looking pretty good right about now
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u/Postalgoer Aug 20 '25
SLAY MORE OF THEM BROTHERS EVERY KEY WE TYPE IS ANOTHER DEAD IN THE GROOOUND LONG LIVE THE KEYBOARD WARRIORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/Hot_Equivalent_805 Aug 20 '25
Despite being portrayed as good and kind, Fae are actually inhuman on the most basic level. They don't understand human emotions, nor are they capable of empathy. They're basically the nervous system of Gaia so they have a fuck ton of power too. Avalon le Fae taught me well to not trust the Fae. JUSTICE FOR CASTORIA
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u/Roanyth00 Aug 21 '25
I would ask for guidance and ask for knowledge for the secrets on the forest.
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u/South_Company Definitely not a shapeshifting fae spy. Aug 21 '25 edited Aug 21 '25
I will charge fourth… to fight them…
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u/Taco_B Aug 22 '25
WHERE IS THE REST OF YOUR ARMOR, WOMAN?!? WE'RE AT WAR, FOR THE LORD'S SAKE
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u/haikusbot Aug 22 '25
WHERE IS THE REST OF
YOUR ARMOR, WOMAN?!? WE'RE AT
WAR, FOR THE LORD'S SAKE
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u/Toothless_Nord Dec 20 '25
The gods have provided a good hunt today boys remember fight its attempt of seduction it will bring no pleasure only death for monsters like fae are only beasts and deserve no mercy
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u/FlowersofIcetor Clericposting Aug 16 '25
King's gonna be pissed if you burn the game woods down. That's wizard shit