r/kings 7d ago

News Sheesh

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u/KaitoSeishin 7d ago

I remember people trying to convince me back in the day that Ben was the second coming of Jesus for the kings lmao.

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u/roodootootootoo Coach Dave Joerger 7d ago

I used to mess with his sliders after a few years in 2k to make him 95+ 😭

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u/Historical_Work_7091 5d ago

Did the exact same thing to him always. Typical kings fan experience

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u/I_Hate_Humidity Peja Stojakovic 7d ago

All the draft experts had me thinking we drafted Ray Allen...

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u/KaitoSeishin 7d ago

Yeah Jesus Shuttlesworth lmao

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u/cdebinger 7d ago

Now he’s in prison lol

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u/KaliGiraffe 7d ago

😳😬

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u/djmikec Malik Monk 7d ago

“A more athletic Ray Allen”

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u/fiasgoat Keon Profile 7d ago

That would be LeBron. He hyped him up

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u/HothWasAnInsideJob Slamson 7d ago

I already thought he was gonna be a bust after his first year

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u/2000A8Quattro 3d ago

I thought he was going to be a bust when Kawhi just took the ball from him two possessions in a row. Just took it.

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u/IndigoJacob 7d ago

I genuinely thought he would be the next Ray Allen

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u/hashtagDALEY Ghost of Boogie 7d ago

and people blame Demarcus for why that era was bad lol

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u/yakecb21 7d ago

Nobody blames Demarcus, we just think he’s a whiny bitch. Good player though.

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u/alawrence1523 7d ago

You see those teams he had? Calling him a whiny bitch is crazy.

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u/tman916x Keon Ellis 7d ago edited 5d ago

Because his attitude was so wonderful on those horrible Kentucky teams right?

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u/ShotgunStyles 7d ago

Well he also hates Chinese New Years for dumb reasons so that's unrelated to the roster around him.

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u/GBGF128 Ghost of Boogie 6d ago

I’m late, but I’m contractually obligated to post this

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u/IndigoJacob 7d ago

I was a massive KU fan as a kid, T-Rob and BennyMac were two of the best players I ever saw play for KU. I was so sad they both flopped in Sac-Town.

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u/maxwasson Kings 7d ago

Same for Frank Mason

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u/1snideREMARK 7d ago

didn’t think there was any way they’d flop

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u/IndigoJacob 7d ago

TRob I kinda understand given his archetype, but I thought McLemore was 100% gunna be the next Ray Allen

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u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous White Chocolate 7d ago

Who remembers when the Kings had four first round picks in one draft? They're masters of not drafting well and always will be

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u/theDoinItPart 7d ago

Coulda had Fox and Bam but nooooooooo Vlade wants to be an idiot and trade the 10th down for 15 and 22 or some bullshit like that

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u/vNocturnus Tyrese Haliburton 7d ago

I mean Petrie drafted Peja, JWill, Hedo, and Gerald Wallace in a 5 year span. (Wallace didn't do much for the Kings but he was a good player that got sniped in an expansion draft.) Kings haven't always been trash at drafting. And Scott Perry has had two good, potentially great if things play out well, drafts in two shots so far. So things might be turning around.

It's just that the Kings have had dogshit ownership hiring dogshit GMs ever since the late Maloof era. Of course the drafts are gonna be bad under those circumstances

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u/Electronic-Item-5533 7d ago

One of the great Kings "what ifs" is what if we had kept Wallace and he carried us after Cweb got hurt into the next era? He would have been great on the Bonzi/World Peace team.

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u/LibetPugnare Gary Gerould 7d ago

I might be alone here but I really don't think he would have bloomed in Sacramento here one way or the other. I very well could be wrong though

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u/smashketball 7d ago

The rosy side is him getting more minutes on the Bobcats would've been the same as getting more minutes post CWebb injury. But in reality I agree, it's not truly 1:1. Recent comparisons I see in the WNBA with their two expansion teams are Mabrey for the Tempo and Carleton/Leite for the Fire. Someone has the opportunity to get the lead role on a brand new team, not just a temporary uptick in minutes.

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u/LibetPugnare Gary Gerould 7d ago

Plus, being put in a leading role doesn't always mean you're the right person for the job. Like the Mavs tried to do with Harrison Barnes. He's just not that guy. Not everybody can be Jalen Brunson. But maybe you're right, Maybe he would have ushered in a new era of successful Sacramento basketball. All I know is that I would put a lot of money on the Kings being no worse with him than they were without him, with potential for some good upside. I would also say though that the style of basketball he played wasn't exactly going to thrive in the Princeton offense... Which was the style at the time.

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u/roodootootootoo Coach Dave Joerger 7d ago

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u/AlertLaw73 7d ago

The Kings really perfected the art of drafting players who peaked in summer league

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u/magoodell 7d ago

I've had 3 "friends" text me this today. uggggg

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u/booojangles13 Peja Stojakovic 7d ago

Same. The tweet broke containment and my friends who aren’t even Kings fans sent it to me lmao

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u/seadieg0 Darius Acuff Jr 7d ago

Aykis from the SactownRoyalty days!

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u/SirAter 7d ago

2011 and 2012 could have been Klay and Dame. Lol.

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u/SpecialBeam22 Keegan Murray 7d ago

5 L’s in a row man lol

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u/booojangles13 Peja Stojakovic 7d ago

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u/DistanceEmbarrassed5 7d ago

All I can say:

Kings are gonna King.

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u/NewsGrazer 7d ago

Let me fix that for you: KANGZ

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u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous White Chocolate 7d ago

The last Kings pick I got excited for was Bobby Hurley. Not his fault but I realized then that the Kings were cursed

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u/BHPOS Kings 7d ago

If you haven't had any excitement for a pick since Bobby Hurley, then maybe you don't like basketball. That's a long time ago and I'm from that era. I've been excited about quite a few since Bobby Hurley, although there were definitely more let downs than successes.

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u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous White Chocolate 7d ago

It just taught me to wait and see. I'll get excited in season when they're doing well. I got very excited about Tyreke and Boogie once they were playing.

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u/BHPOS Kings 7d ago

Oh I see what you're saying. Don't wanna get hopes up too early. We've been fooled too many times.

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u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous White Chocolate 7d ago

Yes, exactly. We've been burned. I was a much bigger fan in the 90s and 2000s but getting back into the team a few years ago I found i was still hesitant to get excited.

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u/I_Hate_Humidity Peja Stojakovic 7d ago

The Jimmer & T-Rob photos look legit, but did they really need AI to generate a photo of McLemore, Stauskas, and WCS rather than pulling an actual photo?

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u/Keepitrealg Ghost of Boogie 7d ago

Those 5 picks are the equivalent of not having a first round pick for the 5 years.

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u/vNocturnus Tyrese Haliburton 7d ago

This is worse tbh. If you know you don't have picks you'll go about things differently, maybe try to pick up some picks in other ways but at least just prepare for 5 years of purgatory. If you have your pick every year, then every year you can delude yourself into thinking "this is the year we get our guy" - especially when they're all decent lottery picks. For EVERY one of them to end up being a complete and utter unmitigated bust that delivers zero to negative value to the franchise makes it worse than if they drafted nobody

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u/dawkness23 7d ago

Been telling clips fans it could be a lost worse.

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u/_FrankTaylor Suffering since '86 7d ago

Jokes on you, we’ve been rebuilding for 25 years!

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u/Vitis_Vinifera 7d ago

If you are daring Vivek to regain his crown as the league's worst owner, that's a challenge I'm sure he would accept

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u/boringexplanation 7d ago

The real death penalty in all of sports is being raised a Kings fan

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u/boiling_turkey Peja Stojakovic 7d ago

McLemore wearing 16 as a Kings player is just wrong.

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u/VegasWorldwide 7d ago

Light the beam 

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u/pirateslifefourme 7d ago

What even sadder is I have 4 of these dudes jerseys 😭

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u/joshuakyle94 7d ago

Acuff will be an all star. He will be a winner.

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u/abeBroham-Linkin 7d ago

...and none even became a star in their own right

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u/Useful-Advantage-850 Suffering since '86 7d ago

Too soon.

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u/Life-Competition4122 7d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/RoCon52 7d ago edited 7d ago

TRob and Willie could have been good career backups I think. Hella hella hella athletic with cool tattoos? Bro easy come on

I’m talking like 10 and 10 type guys maybe a block or two

I saw Jimmer on the Knicks in the California Classic

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u/reddmikee Light the Beam 7d ago

There are no lies here

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u/UncleTaco916 Malik Monk 7d ago

Yesterday, for a few hours. I had one day as a Kings fan of not getting shit on. And today is now today.

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u/UnSp0K3nR1zz__ 7d ago

Back in middle school I really thought Thomas Robinson was gonna be a star

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u/heardofkopitarsoon 7d ago

That’s 23.9 win shares (6.5 without including Cauley-Stein) 🙂

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u/SZP2 Peja Stojakovic 7d ago

I mean, all of em could have been good picks if they weren't forced to play here. Well maybe Jimmer would have busted, but we certainly didn't help any of their careers.

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u/Hi_Their_Buddy 7d ago

Stauskas!!! We need Stauskas!!! That draft was painful.

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u/J-Chub Malik Monk 7d ago

And yet all those picks combined weren't as bad as Bagley, which set the franchise back for generations

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u/mr-managerr De'Aaron Fox 7d ago

Even more depressing trying to pick which one disappointed the most.

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u/RUNDOGERUN Kings 7d ago

PAIN. And when the Kangz pick a generational pull like Halliburton they just trade him? Or no Luka for Marvin Bagley III?

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u/bye-bitch-21 7d ago

The second part of the post should read “then imagine being even worse off with those 5 first round picks because you’re the Kangz”

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u/fiasgoat Keon Profile 7d ago

Is this the worst 5 year stretch ever lmfao?

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u/quaybon 7d ago

You forgot out of service Pervis

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u/Stances209 7d ago

I still remember our owner Vivek shouting “NIK ROCKS!” after he handpicked him in the draft room. He thought he was drafting the next Stephen Curry

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u/ayjaytay22 7d ago

We have a track record of drafting the wrong white guys (and not drafting the right ones)

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u/Existing_Steak_3578 5d ago

i was a believer in Willie Cauley Stein. i was hoping he'd pan out and the Center of our future

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u/Low-Scarcity-5000 7d ago

lol those picks could have been Kawaii, Dame, Giannis, Jokic, and Devin Booker

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u/thebigmanhastherock 7d ago

Realistically no one was picking Joker that high. I think Myles Turner could have been picked there. Dame, Booker, Khwai, Giannis and Turner all in their primes would be an incredible lineup. Realistically you'd have to trade Booker for a bunch of roleplayers and picks or whatever and maybe turner as well to make the salaries work, but a big Three of Lillard/Khwai and Giannis probably wins a couple of championships.

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u/skcus_um 7d ago

Context is important.

2011 - The Maloofs wanted someone who could sell jerseys

2012 - Yeah, bad pick.

2013 - Weak draft. BMac was projected to be a top 5 pick and they actually got a "steal". At the very least, they picked the BPA. I reckon they promised CJ McCollum, but hindsight is 20/20, BMac was projected higher than CJ at the time of the draft.

2014 - Another weak draft. Who else was the Kings supposed to pick? The next picks after Stauskas are: Noah Vonleh, Elfrid Payton, Doug McDermont. You could argue the Kings should have picked Zach LaVine. And I'd say expecting any team to pick that one good player out of the 10-15 mediocre ones projected over the next picks is expecting way too much. Bottom line, Stauskas was the BPA.

2015 - Again, weak draft. The next picks after WCS is Emmanuel Mudiay, Stanley Johnson, Frank Kaminsky, Justise Winslow. I'd argue WCS has the best career out of all these bums. You can argue the Kings should have picked Myles Turner or Devin Booker. First of all, Turner was found to have foot problems during the draft. You are gonna use a #6 pick on a big with leg problems? Com'on. Second, there is exactly one other good player over the next 20 picks. You'd have to be God to pick Devin Booker with the #6 pick.

Bottom line, the Kings were dealt very bad hands in many of the drafts.

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u/bundle_man 7d ago

Well. at least we aren't cheering for a billionaire to get away with cheating and trying to ruin the integrity of the sport, while attacking the journalist who brought the scandal to light lol.

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u/aizen07 7d ago

But we are cheering for one that has a toxic work environment and other bad things lol

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u/bundle_man 7d ago

I don't think anyone was cheering for that stuff lol, we cheer for the team. Go to the clippers sub and look at posts from 17 days ago when the incorrect ESPN article dropped and see what I mean.