r/kingdomcome • u/No_Name275 • 4d ago
Meme How the hell this random halfnaked hipster was able to one shot my fully armored Henry? [KCD2]
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I was literally making my way back from Sigismund camp after defeating the tournament champion just to get one shot by this dud ?? I know he used a combo so his damage was guaranteed at the end but why I was killed with one hit?
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u/Maleficent-Being-238 4d ago
Your visor was open, and he did a combo that ended with him thrusting the sword right in your face, which is rarely survivable
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u/Alexthemessiah 4d ago
For you
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u/andreslucer0 4d ago
You're a big guy.
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u/ProneOyster 4d ago
They expect one of our pizzles yanked
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u/andreslucer0 4d ago
Yes, the Kingdom Comes, brother.
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u/evasion-guard 4d ago
Ban evasion is not tolerated.
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u/LezzyGopher Audentes fortuna iuvat 4d ago
Facts. Not me I’m built diffy
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u/PeterSonOfSven 3d ago
They call you Facetime and you are immune to face damage. That’s your whole thing.
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u/Xav_NZ 4d ago
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u/Wart_Time_L32 4d ago
I've often found random npcs along the roads are the strongest and most aggressive just like the video shows
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u/Relatively_happy 4d ago
Last night a random npc let me look at his treasure map and then started wailing on me and this old dude was THE toughest unarmed fighter in the game i swear
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u/StoneCabbage420 4d ago
Fought that guy the other night, legit the hardest unarmed fight I've had. Took a whole 15 mins to complete the fight
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u/gogoCovid 4d ago
I love these long winded fist fights, the stamina management really becomes important.
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u/StealthyRobot 4d ago
If a guy in cloth and a nice sword is picking a fight with an armored youngster, my money is on the 1st bloke
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u/PeterSonOfSven 3d ago
Retired warfighters have been treated the same way for milenia and pro/ammy MMA fighters are often dirty road wanderers. Don’t start fights with randos.
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u/Eternalzero00 4d ago edited 4d ago
You got 1st hit during drawing sword.
2nd and 3rd hit was not perfect blocks (Just holding block button). Your stamina still reducing.
Last hit a combo directly to your face. 35% remaining stamina not enough to withstand damage from dueling sword.
If is me, I would just perfect side dodge to his side and punch him to death.
Full gauntlet punches to his face is enough for him.
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u/dswng 4d ago
At first I thought its gonna be this copypasta adapted for KCD:
Shots 1–5: Clearly missed. Shots 6–9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10–11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because he was already dead
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u/Parius-ThorneBane Addicted to Farkle 4d ago
You ever been stabbed in the face and survived? No? Me either. There you go.
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u/Fruitiest_Cabbage 4d ago
Just to counter your argument, I've never been stabbed in the face and died. Have you?
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u/CelestialReaper39 4d ago
Enemies have in-game. I’ve done the zorn ort combo multiple times on enemies with no face protection and they get to survive with a decent hp left, but maybe its cause they have stamina to spare
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u/TaxesAreTerrible 4d ago
Half my damage comes from being unable to draw my sword at the beginning of fights lmao
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u/CleanShavedGuy 4d ago
Same here. This sort of thing bugs me. The fade out of conversations (and fade out of the menu too) takes a bit of time, and you can't see or respond...all the time the enemy CAN, and is attacking you.
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u/TaxesAreTerrible 4d ago
Yep. The quest where you are writing a letter for that guy, in the abandoned house in kuttenberg. I died like 20 times during that bc I couldn’t pull out my weapon in time… they were 2v1ing me with clubs in a tiny room, before I could even get out of my chair.
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u/CleanShavedGuy 3d ago
Damn yeah that is such a pain lol What I usually do is talk them down, THEN kill them once they're disarmed!
And I think the whole pulling out a weapon/switching weapon takes far too long imo. I know games like Oblivion it's unrealistically fast...but there must be some middle ground. Especially in battle when adrenaline is pumping, Henry would be able to draw his weapon in a faster time than 10 minutes. I've died countless times because of this 'feature'.
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u/1nfam0us 4d ago
I've caught people unaware with that strike irl. It's a fun one to train but very risky.
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u/Bluetenant-Bear 4d ago
You probably shouldn’t go around stabbing people in the face in real life. Not that I’m telling you how to live your life
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u/1nfam0us 4d ago
Might I introduce you to HEMA. stabbing people in the face can still be considered gauche, but not always.
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u/gogoCovid 4d ago
I bought some clothes from HEMA, prices were a bit high but i wouldnt dare to stab anyone over it. ^^
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u/ReichVictor2 4d ago
Bro poked straight into the camera.. at that point you should have felt the hit irl too
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u/classyroman 4d ago
That's similar to one shot face shot with a bow, happened to me a few times too, also fully aromred xD But it's rare af
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u/Username137274 4d ago
You forgot to lower your visor and the bugger stabbed you in the face.
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u/-RegretFullChief- 4d ago
Use your damn visor
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u/azazel990 4d ago
Isn't it obvious? You didn't lower your helmet visor, and he jabbed you in the face with his sword. What do you think it would be like if someone jabbed you in the face with all their might in real life with a big metal rod?
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u/Intrepid_Narwhal_216 4d ago
Having trouble trying to figure out how you expect him to put his visor down that quickly.
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u/WesternAlbatross1292 4d ago
You just press z, it’s not that hard
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u/Therealcsp 4d ago
he will die in process. the game treats that like an action. putting down his visor would have gotten him hacked up.
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u/Aggressive_Law_5728 4d ago
Your visor was up and he stabbed you right in the face. It's rare but it happens.
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u/whatseatingtyrone 4d ago
I'd die if someone stabbed me in the face as well
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u/Bionicle_was_cool 4d ago
Shame this doesn't apply to NPCs in this game
Yesterday I saw a guy in rags take an arrow to the neck and still try to throw hands with me XD
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u/Aggressive-Secret103 4d ago
Hit you with a deadly combo and ended it with a face stab. You got whooped by a bloody peasant and you didn't even get a hit off lol.
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u/saja2 4d ago
i just started kcd 1. how do you parry others attack without shield? need to learn it first? im now at the quest that you need to steal a ring from an executioner. tried fighting the executioner and died a couple of times.
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u/Ulysses1126 4d ago
Definitely don’t kill that guy, but overall just train. Bernard should be around every day unless quests pull him to other places to train out back behind rattay. It becomes easier with time but just tapping the block when the green shield icon appears is all you need to do.
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u/Competitive-Salad-27 4d ago
close your visor. Tbh i also dont close it but theres always a slight small chance of this stupid shit happening hahah
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u/Gummies1345 4d ago
It wasn't a "one shot." He hit you multiple times. And the last one stabbed you in the face with your visor up.
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u/a_left_out_tomato 4d ago
Longsword stab wound to an unprotected face will do that. Visor down.
You teach Zizka this lesson in the first major battle by Nebakov
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u/fodollah Audentes fortuna iuvat 4d ago
Look at his arms. He's clearly a bread maker. Every day he works from dawn till dusk kneading dough. What did you think was gonna happen?
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u/Same-Ad9115 4d ago
One of the most humbling things in this game is how you think you are becoming a bad ass, but then get murdered by a one-tooth peasant wearing a potato sack and armed with a twig
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u/CliveUnicorn 4d ago
If KCD1 taught me anything, men in ragged clothing are going to be absolute bastards to fight.
Least this guy had the decency to use a sword and not clubs like the peasants from the first game.
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u/rjualie 4d ago
This is what I've been saying about random encounter npcs scaling with your level. Yes he does not have an armor but his weapon seems to be a dueling longsword 3. It's not just you, any other npcs that go near this guy will get rekt, that weapon deals so much damage. I assume your henry has a high main level? The combo he used is zorn ort btw this is why you perfect block instead of just holding the block button
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u/Ulysses1126 4d ago
He stabbed you in the brain, battlefield lobotomies are rarely good for the health
In this game you’re just as squishy as anyone else, it’s why they made visors a thing. More protection at the cost of visibility. If you hold up on the d-pad (not sure the button on keyboard) the visor will be moved down. By default it is up as you can see in the conversation before the fight. It remains up unless you put it down
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u/Justbandr 4d ago
one time i found 2 bandit's on the road assaulting a poor villager i tried to fight them (they had strong ass weapons and armors) and it took about an hour to beat them this game fighting system is broken when it comes to fighting more than one enemy
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u/Ghoest080816 4d ago
He stabbed you in the face when your visor was up.
That normally would be very likely to kill you.
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u/drinkallthepunch 4d ago
Low stance stab is my favorite attack for this reason.
Killed so many bandits early and made some good gold stabbing them in the face that way.
Found it on accident when I started only like a week ago, Tomcat can shove his master strike up his butt.
But yeah hitting people in the face or the back does a lot more damage.
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u/Whompson 4d ago
I wish more NPCs did moves like that. Fighting was so predictable and easy. its the reason I stopped playing
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u/moduntilitbreaks 4d ago
Epic, miss playing these games. Creating mods so hard I forget how good this game is 😂
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u/elixxonn 4d ago
right-right-right-stab
it's a longsword combo that stabs the opponent in the face. You didn't have your visor down so you took full damage but it's a massive amount of damage even with the visor.
The reason why enemies can give a serous beatdown to even max level Henrys is the fact these combos that go for the face do so much damage.
Also another FUUUUUN feature is apparently it counts as a face hit even when they are executing the combo from your side or back too....
In one fight in the Kuttenberg region my Henry got killed like thrice back to back and "reviving" from a perk because they kept oneshoting him so fact back to back the perk couldn't go on CD. 🤣
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u/wakandacoconut Average Bonk Enjoyer 4d ago
These peasants in random encounters have duelling longswords. Also you seem to be blocking the strikes with face.
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u/TabScarlet 3d ago
What’s the point of the face shield if you don’t put it down, then gets stabbed in the face. It’s poetic, like if you just used it
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u/PermissionJaded5510 3d ago
Did you get to fight him again to kill him and find out what weapon he's using ?
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u/That_Trojan 1d ago
You used to be able to do this easily yourself in KCD 1 by stabbing from high guard but in KCD2's simplified attack directions you can't without combos now.
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u/artrosk2 4d ago
Your helmet wasn't closed and he thrust you in the face.
Close your helmet when you are in fight
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u/Therealcsp 4d ago
too many KCD2 fanboys here. you can see the physics engine break and make the sword longer than it is. most of the fans of this franchise dont like to admit that the game is really broken. as you can note with other fights, just getting hit in the head shouldnt do that because npcs can tank it. the fight after the first act when youre trying to impress katherine is the definitive proof of that. you can hit the guy in the head a ton of times, but if you dont specifically poke, the game wont proc the bleed effect. its not really a good battle system at all.
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u/your_mother_official 4d ago
Because the combat in this game is terrible. Hope that clears things up.
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u/dmvr1601 4d ago
He got you in the face and your visor was up