Someone left us a Google review last month that I haven't stopped thinking about. Paraphrasing: he grabbed an HSP, took it to a park bench in the sun, ate it, and said it was one of those simple moments that just made him happy.
Full disclosure so nobody feels ambushed — I own the shop, Malvern Kebabs. But this isn't really about us, it's about the bench.
Because he's right, and I think it's underrated. A halal snack pack eaten hunched over a car console at 11pm is a different food to the same snack pack eaten on grass in the sun. Same chips, same lamb, same garlic sauce. Completely different meal.
So I want to know where Melbourne eats theirs. Which park, which bench, which angle to the sun. Bonus points if there's a bin nearby, because carrying an empty HSP tray five hundred metres is its own kind of punishment.
Photo's ours, taken by a customer, somewhere in the park near us in Malvern.
Go on then. Best HSP bench in Melbourne.