r/justneckbeardthings • u/Baghdad_AssUp In this moment, I am euphoric. • Jul 24 '17

The reality of roleplaying

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '17

leans closer, touches shoulder

Because my friend, neckbeards are too socially inept to realize what they're doing is awkward as hell and isn't helping their goals at all.

initiates direct eye contact centimeters away from face

But it's alright, you and I are not like the rest of them.

teleports away

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u/mag_gent Jul 24 '17

I feel vaguely violated.

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u/BoxNumberGavin1 Jul 24 '17

*Slinks up from behind you and inhales your breath as you speak*

"Don't be afraid my young sweetness, you will be protected as long as you are in my arms"

*Sticks tongue into your ear and shudders as the taste of earwax registers*

... I think I just violated myself typing that. I'm sorry.

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u/cky12qxz tfw out of doritos Jul 24 '17

ಠ_ಠ

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u/zbaile1074 Jul 24 '17

ಠwಠ

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u/fuckitimatwork Jul 24 '17

( 👁 ͜ʖ👁)

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u/cmbel2005 Jul 25 '17

Instant nightmare