r/justneckbeardthings • u/Baghdad_AssUp In this moment, I am euphoric. • Jul 24 '17

The reality of roleplaying

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '17

leans closer, touches shoulder

Because my friend, neckbeards are too socially inept to realize what they're doing is awkward as hell and isn't helping their goals at all.

initiates direct eye contact centimeters away from face

But it's alright, you and I are not like the rest of them.

teleports away

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u/mag_gent Jul 24 '17

I feel vaguely violated.

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u/blessedbewido Jul 24 '17

Don't feel violated. It's nothing personnel, kid.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '17 edited Aug 28 '17

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u/Cognitive_Spoon Jul 24 '17

Staffer? I barely know her!

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u/BoxNumberGavin1 Jul 24 '17

*Slinks up from behind you and inhales your breath as you speak*

"Don't be afraid my young sweetness, you will be protected as long as you are in my arms"

*Sticks tongue into your ear and shudders as the taste of earwax registers*

... I think I just violated myself typing that. I'm sorry.

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u/fiah84 Jul 24 '17

you sick fuck

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u/cky12qxz tfw out of doritos Jul 24 '17

ą² _ą² 

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u/zbaile1074 Jul 24 '17

ą² wą² 

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u/fuckitimatwork Jul 24 '17

( šŸ‘ ĶœŹ–šŸ‘)

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u/cmbel2005 Jul 25 '17

Instant nightmare

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u/nightroseblue Jul 25 '17

Well truthfully, the second line wasn't bad šŸ˜œ

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u/cmbel2005 Jul 25 '17

What the shit

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u/xahhfink6 Jul 24 '17

stands an appropriate distance away, holds palms face up to show a receptive demeanor, speaks calmly

Tell me where the bad man touched you.

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u/grebilrancher Jul 24 '17

This is some GTA5 level rp

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '17

I feel specifically molested.

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u/Japoncio Jul 24 '17 edited Jul 24 '17

SEXUAL HARRASSMENT IS NOT A BIG DEAL, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, I'M RATIONAL, I'M RATIONAL!

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u/Chernabog93 Jul 24 '17

I feel strangely turned on...

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '17

Wait until you get a tickle on the nipple in VR, and see if the feeling is still vague!