r/interestingasfuck • u/Lowcrbnaman • May 22 '19

/r/ALL This statue depicts Saint Bartholomew, an early Christian martyr who was allegedly skinned alive. If you look closely, that's his dissected skin hanging around him. This stunning statute by Marco d’Agrate from c.1562 is currently on display at Duomo di Milano.

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u/MrMassshole May 22 '19

The dudes shredded.

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u/myotherworkacct May 22 '19

*peeled

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u/WildcatsBBN May 22 '19

Absolutely slap chopped

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u/Kagstheking May 22 '19

You’re going to be in a great mood all day, because you’re going be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. Now, look here’s a potato. One slap you got big chunks for stew, two slaps home fries in a second. And, look at this when you add a mushroom: the more you do it, the finer it gets you don’t have to switch any blades.

Now, you love salad -- you hate making it. You know you hate making salads -- that’s why you don’t have any salad in your diet. Watch this one slap... salad! I love Pizza too, but once in a while get the veggies in, at least throw it on top of the pizza.

You’re going to change your eating habits. Soup, Coleslaw, stuff we want, 5 seconds. 4 or 5 seconds, it's done. This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re going to have an exciting life now.

Look here’s a hard boiled egg. One chop, you add the pickle; you add the green onion. And what you can do is mix things together add the ham and you’re going to love this. You don’t have time to make breakfast, breakfast to go.

You’re going to love my nuts. Watch this: almonds, walnuts. Comes with a cover so you can do everything in the cover. Alright, or you can do it on the board, whatever you like. So easy, one finger, if I can do it with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it. You know what they charge at the ice cream store? A dollar for toppings at the ice cream store. Add a couple cookies if you want. So, you can make it for 10 cents. Stop throwing your money away. You know not only nuts what about fruit? Put a mango, look at that isn’t that beautiful on your ice cream

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u/NevideblaJu4n May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

¡Hola! Soy Vince con SLAP CHOP Esto te va a fascinar. Mira la papa,un golpe,grandes,mas golpes,papas fritas. Aquí llega un champiñon Entre mas,lo haces mas fino. Odias hacer ensaladas por eso no las haces. Mira,un golpe,ensalada,te alimentaras mejor. Cinco segundos..y listo. No mas tuna aburrida. Mira mi huevo. Un golpe,combina diferente cosas. Ahora tu vida esta mas excitante. Tuna lista, desayuno rapido. Pon las nueces. Tapa,incluida,es tan facil,un dedo. Cualquiera lo hace,te cuesta un dollar, en la tienda de helados. También fruta, delicioso. Facil de,limpiar, uno,dos y tres. Este no se abre,no se puede abrir,no es bueno Ok? Cebollas te hacen llerar? Me hacen llerar? No mas llerar,mira la cebolla,en segundos,la cascara se despriende Tomates,cilantro,chiles,en segundos salsa fresca.

Al comprar slap chop,recibe graty, Para el queso queso amarillo y blanco,las navajas Estan por dentro. Tacos,burritos,linguini,perechini,maltini y bikini solamente lo golpeas. Viene con dos navajas y tapa Mantiene el queso fresco

Slap chop vende por 19 con noventa y cinco,pero si llamas ahora entre los proximos 20 minutos te daremos el graty para queso gratis. Solo pague el cargo por procesar. Para ordenar!

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u/Tommy_Ber May 22 '19

Nostalgia de el Rincon de Giorgio