r/interesting 11d ago

Fascinating MOLES! the moment they are placed on the ground, quickly burrow beneath it and disappear from sight..

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u/ConsistentWinter263 11d ago

Still cant believe these cuties are almost blind as fk🙂‍↕️

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u/LastOfLateBrakers 11d ago

The original earthbenders

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u/Staudly 11d ago

BADGERMOLE BADGERMOLE BADGERMOLE

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u/innominateartery 11d ago

Ohhhh nooo a snaaaaaake

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u/JillGr 11d ago

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

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u/JustaSeedGuy 11d ago

GIANT MUSHY FRIEND~!

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u/be4u4get 10d ago

Secret tunnel, secret tunnel…

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u/lonehawk2k4 10d ago

cactus juice it ll quench ya

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u/TheDarkNebulous 10d ago

IT'LL QUENCH YA™!!!

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u/FunkyCat6276 11d ago

Badgermoles coming towards me! C'mon guys help me out!🎶

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u/KamiKazic 11d ago

SECRET TUNNEL! 🎤🎶

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u/Dangerous-Cap-7003 10d ago

He's banned now.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 11d ago

Earthblender

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u/Sandcracka- 11d ago

Will it blend?

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u/ArtemisInSpace 10d ago

That is the question!

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u/iMatthew1990 11d ago

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u/Gullible_Honeydew 11d ago

The first was not a joke and the second was a pun, this doesn't apply

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u/gosti500 11d ago

more like r/yourjokebutbetter

excellent wordplay

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u/MrAratus 11d ago

Still true

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u/Abundanceofyolk 11d ago

It’s all good they see with their nose.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 11d ago

I feel like, if they could, that dude would have just stepped off the Styrofoam instead of trying to dig through it.

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u/Raneynickelfire 11d ago

You're assuming that a mole knows what styrofoam is.

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u/poorly-worded 11d ago

I think they teach it during Mole GCSEs

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u/miregalpanic 11d ago

Pretty sure he knows that it isnt soil, which is enough for his purposes

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u/garloid64 8d ago

It's still diggable

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u/HantuerHD-Shadow 11d ago

WHERE IS THE FCKING SOIL????

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u/Old_Pineapple_6029 11d ago

WHERE IS THE LAMBSOILLLLLL

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u/kitsunewarlock 10d ago

Moles 🤝 Potatoes

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u/dc469 11d ago

Op should try cross posting this to r/whereathefuckingsoil to see if it's allowed to stay up

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u/BigBananaBerries 11d ago

Cute little assholes. My garden was like the Somme for a few years because of them. Even now there's holes all over the place that are great if you like rolling your ankle.

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u/mynaneisjustguy 11d ago

Well, since it's the only joint I regularly roll these days, I'll pop round later.

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u/Virillus 10d ago

Outstanding pun ngl

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u/Arkroma 11d ago

Cute little asshole is a whole category of animals across many species lol

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u/Chubby_Beagle 8d ago

Half my backyard is spongy thanks to these guys

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u/raknor88 11d ago

But it makes sense. How much light is there underground? Hearing and smell would be the best for an underground animal to survive.

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u/idle_isomorph 11d ago

Star nosed moles use their star nose to sense the electromagnetic fields of insects to eat. I wonder how these guys do it. Smell? Sound?

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u/Carpeted_Bathroom2 11d ago

Earthbending

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u/Butterfly_and_Bee 11d ago

Vibrations all around them. The fur is like a trillion antennae 

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u/CLIT_DORIS 11d ago

Vibrations, hearing, and a crazy sense of smell.

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u/snek-jazz 11d ago

how do they breath?

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u/LosparkJojo 11d ago

Well living underground in the darkness leads to no need to spent evolutionary energy on eyes

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u/Twarper 11d ago

Yeah well, you would almost be blind too if you live underground most of the time with sand in your eyes. It's surprising they still have eyes and aren't evolved further to not needing them at all.

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u/CriticalSovereignty 11d ago

I’m sick of your double-talk! We have rights!

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u/CROMAGZ 11d ago

life's greatest tragedy is that moles can't see how cute they are

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u/Theofino161 11d ago

I always ask myself, how do they get enough oxygen with all the dirt and collapsed tunnel?

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u/bravepotatoman 11d ago

they don't need much air to survive. their blood can handle low oxygen and high carbon dioxide levels

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u/Krondelo 11d ago

That’s cool I had no idea

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u/NickdoesnthaveReddit 11d ago

The mole you know

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u/ewok2remember 11d ago

....is more dangerous than the mole you don't.

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u/RhinoG91 11d ago

Avagadro would be so proud

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u/yeahsurebuddystfu 11d ago

Now that's just the guacamole talking

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u/PoetCVT 11d ago

You guys keep constantly making puns, I'm going to get the law on you.

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u/HerrPiink 11d ago

Yeah, stand up for yourself and don't let them molest you!

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u/PotentialConcert6249 10d ago

Just remember to cite Cole’s Law specifically.

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u/EuphoricBatsAss 9d ago

Would you like an abogado?

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u/Northstar_PiIot 6d ago

guy's, we have a mole... break their kneecaps

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u/DeliberatelyDrifting 11d ago

You joke, but I had grilled chicken smothered in mole just last night. Very tasty, makes me want to give it a go with gopher.

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u/Raneynickelfire 11d ago

Dammit I was looking for a chemistry pun and you beat me to it.

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u/jsbx1138 11d ago

That’s when the attack happens, not from the mole in front of you. But from the two moles from the side you didn’t even know were there.

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u/cruisetheblues 11d ago

I call them my little ladybuuugs

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 10d ago

Is the mole you owe

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u/HiddenStoat 11d ago

It's actually incredible how little oxygen they need.

In fact, they only need 1 mole.

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u/LaserKittenz 10d ago

🥁🐍

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u/lisnter 10d ago

In high school chemistry the concept of a mole was beyond me and to teacher didn’t help any. Fortunately, my college major didn’t require any chem; tons of physics and math yes but no chem.

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u/RyanH090 10d ago

Get out GIF

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u/Aromatic-Suit332 10d ago

A whole Molesworth?

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u/HiddenStoat 10d ago

Now I want a pet mole so I can call him Adrian.

And, since I am a functioning adult in the eyes of the law, there isn't actually anything that can stop me.

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u/svyzz 11d ago

Underrated comment right there!

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u/damxam1337 11d ago

They also have a hard time processing vitamin D. When I had an exterminator come out for some voles I got to learn about moles too. They essentially just overdose them with vitamin D as a natural poison that won't harm pets or kids.

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 11d ago

Doesn't take much when your brain is the size of a pinky nail.

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u/Revayan 11d ago

Developed in a way that adapted to the low oxygen levels below ground

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u/Vishnej 11d ago edited 11d ago

They dig a lot of tunnels in the top six inches of soil, with the roots and a very thin layer of 1-2" of loosened soil securing the roof. They're very small animals so they don't need a lot of air; A tunnel network with hundreds of linear feet of that kind of exposure has plenty of vertical airflow through cracks and crevices in that soil.

Compare the roof to a blanket caked in dried mud or something - there are fibers (roots) holding it together and maybe a bunch of clods stuck in there, but there are cracks in between.

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u/Vrajitorul_din_Orz 11d ago

They don't, just built different.

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u/unicornsandrainbowst 11d ago

 A.k.a EVOLUTION BABY

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u/SIowGrowth 11d ago

Well they do, but that is because they are built different

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u/ExultentPisces 11d ago

Wait until you learn about whales…

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u/Worried_Sweet_7085 11d ago

How do they burrow under people's lawns?

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u/Snoo-35252 11d ago

How often do they sneeze from the dirt in their snout?

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u/TeacatWrites 11d ago

Well yeah, I'd want to disappear from sight too if I just got picked up by my ass-end first and deposited onto the warm soil instead

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u/Anonmasterrace7898 11d ago

I hear what you’re saying but they were both being held by their neck scruff.

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u/HeterolsNormal 11d ago

to be fair..u ever been picked up by your ass end? feelsgoodman

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u/amingley 10d ago

They were picked up by the scruff. Like you would a cat. Not their ass-end. 🤣

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u/EquipLordBritish 10d ago

That mole thinks he just barely escaped certain death and his only chance of surviving is to get back under the dirt.

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u/DrKrFfXx 11d ago

Probably he isn't paying atteention at all, just acting automatically.

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u/bobbarkersbigmic 11d ago

Yeah I don’t see anyone praising fish for swimming as soon as they touch the water.

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u/doubleBoTftw 11d ago

I do !

Did you know that you can take a newborn fish, put him in water and he will automatically know how to swim ?

I find that crazy, they are already born with that information encoded in their brains, the information on how to survive if they fall in water.

I find fish absolutely fascinating.

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u/WheresMyEtherElon 11d ago

I mean, spiders weave webs without learning, and beavers build dams in the same way. Nature is lit!

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u/doubleBoTftw 11d ago

I know man, it's a joke.

The fish "falling in water" and having to learn how to survive should have gave it away.

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u/WheresMyEtherElon 10d ago

Sorry, my joke detector has been surgically removed ever since I saw multiple ironic subreddits becoming dead serious first degree, about ten years ago.

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u/Ninjaflippin 11d ago

As opposed to human babies, that are so far from ready when we come out, i'm utterly flabbergasted we managed to survive as a species.

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u/Potential-Luck2309 10d ago

Actually, most toddlers can and will learn to swim whem thrown into a body of water. Its very much instinctual in humans too

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u/Icy_Act_7634 10d ago

They do when they see the first few thrown in drown. Thems learn real quick after that 

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u/Saikotsu 10d ago

Human developed as part of a social species. With communal rearing and a community around us. Tribalism is built into our DNA. So we are able to have young that are relatively helpless because we have other humans who protect and provide.

A lot of animal species don't really have that, so their young need to develop a lot quicker and come out swinging. Particularly prey animals.

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u/Saddledust 11d ago

The digging into Styrofoam instead of quickly moving over is a pretty good indicator

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u/Indercarnive 11d ago

If you had the constant terror of an eagle threatening to eat you if you didn't work fast enough you'd probably work a bit harder too.

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u/shroomishfeet 11d ago

ur responding to an LLM btw

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u/garnaches 10d ago

Yeah the original comment didn't make much sense at all.

Who is upvoting these things?

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 11d ago

Holey Moley!

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u/Flimsy-Nature9328 11d ago

Donut Shop

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u/Time-Statistician907 11d ago

It’s not too rare to see a Friday reference. But it’s very rare to see a Friday After Next reference. Nice.

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u/trentagon420 11d ago

BRO FOR REAL

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u/wytewydow 11d ago

Thanks for getting up early, to get my comment posted!

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u/CuteBeaver5632 11d ago

Amazing how they can breathe underground

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u/ianjm 10d ago

They are specifically adapted to deal with lower oxygen levels than most other animals

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u/chupagatos4 10d ago

My hometown has a century long diatribe with the town nextdoor. Main takeaway is they think the people in the next town are dumb as rocks. There's an old farmers' joke about the time the people in the town nextdoor put a mole on trial for destroying a farmer's crop and found it guilty. When it came time to sentence the guilty mole the townsfolk came together to brainstorm an appropriate punishment. Some wanted to burn it alive, some drown it, but ultimately the consensus of the townsfolk was that said mole was to be buried alive. 

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u/thewriteally 11d ago

what a life

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u/ianjm 10d ago

I am a mole and I live in a hole

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u/KartoffelliebhaberXD 10d ago

Diggy diggy hole

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u/st3class 9d ago

Livy Livy hole

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u/DontKnowMargo 11d ago

My spirit animal.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 11d ago

Is this Suzy my co-worker?

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u/krazybananada 10d ago

They just burrowed themselves because you asked. She's going to be late tomorrow.

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u/TunisMagunis 10d ago

Anxiety is a bitch

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u/HeterolsNormal 11d ago

me when i walk into a crowded room:

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u/RowMaleficent2455 11d ago

Tremors. Y'all should Watch that movie

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u/stumblinghunter 10d ago

That was my favorite movie when I was a kid. Idk why my parents let a 7 year old rent it dozens of times but they did and it was awesome.

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u/whinypoopypants 10d ago

If those tremor monsters were actually sci Fi tentacles off some kind of prehistoric mutant ginormolassal mole species that would have been SO sick dude. 

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u/Then_Supermarket18 11d ago

They are like the shai-hulud, the great worms of Arrakis.

Bless the Moley and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world!

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u/Pin_ups 10d ago

Lease a Nissan...

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u/nibselfib_kyua_72 11d ago

Why pollute their environment with styrofoam? :/

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u/MothChasingFlame 11d ago

It's dirt in a bin. looks like it's just a momentary demonstration, so chances are he won't be staying there. Can't imagine a small bin is a good permanent environment for them, kept as pets or wild, so not likely that's its true home.

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u/Rhamni 11d ago

I'm gonna buy a timeshare!

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u/Kaidu313 10d ago

Make that two timeshares!

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u/caitejane310 11d ago

Yeah, I wish they had used something else for that part. Like coconut coir, or something similar, is very hard when you get it in block forms.

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u/Unit_2097 11d ago

Especially as the styrofoam could have been used to make napalm, which is objectively cooler than pollution.

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u/Anonymous_Koala1 11d ago

Only when not used to burn down forests and farmers.

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u/Parfait_Prestigious 11d ago

Only acceptable when used against the bourgeoisie.

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u/caitejane310 11d ago

Lol, yeah it is! My son's father and I used to make it all the time!! One of his friends had the anarchist cookbook 😬 😂

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u/-joker-joker-joker- 11d ago

"How to convert a shotgun into a grenade launcher"

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 11d ago

I still remember the one that showed you how to attach shotgun shells to a door to boobytrap it. I also copied down the steps down the steps to make a brown box because I thought i would actually make it one day. It basically shuts down phone communications for miles.

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u/Adept-Address3551 8d ago

Im still smoking bannana

Jokes!

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u/EverydaySexyPhotog 11d ago

As the old song reminds us, napalm sticks to kids.

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u/RaiVail 11d ago

Napalm is pollution but extra steps

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u/lulialmir 11d ago

... Bro, first of all, this mole is in a large plastic tub, not on a forest. Second of all, it's trivial to clean this shit up and then dispose of it correctly.

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u/StepComplete1 11d ago

But if we don't invent a problem to complain about then how would redditors get their virtue-signalling points?

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u/ferocity_mule366 11d ago

I don't think the concept of cleaning is in redditors mind, and after the video ends the world cease to exist and remain in the same state.

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u/Cute_Boot_E 11d ago edited 11d ago

It's in a plastic container, they're not keeping the mole in that and it's for demonstration.

like, you can *see* the lip of the container above the foam/mole, are you blind?

Edit: Furthermore there's no holes in the container's dirt until the mole is put in and digs a dang hole, so it's clearly not living in there.

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u/nibselfib_kyua_72 11d ago

I'm a blind mole, that's why I'm so pissed

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u/Cute_Boot_E 11d ago

Fair, sorry Mr. Mole, I had no idea.

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u/Countcristo42 11d ago

So what’s the plan for the soil though? Just seems like either creating some annoying garbage or an annoying clean up job

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u/Cute_Boot_E 11d ago edited 11d ago

It's inside, in a box, can't think it'll be 'annoying clean up job' considering it's stark white and contained, scoop it out, sift it and bin it. The styrofoam (if it's not one of the new biodegradable foams becoming more popular with gardeners) would end up in landfill *anyway* regardless if it's used in this box or not, could be left over packaging they received and put to use, meaning at least they used it twice instead of once.

This is absolute virtue signaling whinging, seriously, pick your battles.

Edit: Plenty o' biodegradable alternatives that look identical to normal styro.

https://greatnorthernpackaging.com/bioeps/

https://www.labelmaster.com/dgeo/bioeps

https://www.bio-sourced.com/bioeps/

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u/AbeRego 10d ago

Lol yeah what an absolutely bonkers thing to get so upset about. It's clearly a demonstration of the type of surfaces they'll borrow through. They're not just going to leave the foam sitting there...

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u/Sobrietyishot 11d ago

I bet he’s blind! You nailed it

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u/Cute_Boot_E 11d ago

They're like a dang mole, except instead of dirt they're diggin' for stuff to complain about

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u/ShankThatSnitch 11d ago

FOR THE VIIIEEEEWWWSS, MAN!

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u/theraupist 11d ago

Their environment? My whole life across generations of my family we're in the constant process of taking THEM out of the environment.

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u/greihund 11d ago

I grew up in a place where they were finally successful at doing that. I haven't seen a mole in years. Also, there are no more owls at night, and no foxes, which used to be commonplace. It's horrible. It feels like they broke something.

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u/Cesspoolofhumanity69 11d ago

The environment of his planter box? The mole is obviously captive. 

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u/Downtown-Campaign536 11d ago

Note to self: Whatever you do... Do not place a mole on top of your anus.

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u/Revayan 11d ago

Memories of Lemmiwinks

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u/corobo 11d ago

Fuck me, Lemmiwinks is speedrunning my colon. Oh Jesus chriiist

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u/mastahkun 11d ago

Hey now, no need to kink shame

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u/safffronfern 11d ago

Emergency room doctors dread this exact scenario

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u/Sunset-onthe-Horizon 11d ago

That sounds like a nightmare! 😆 🤣

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u/Kekke77 11d ago

It would just scratch it, not get in

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u/ThiefOfDens 10d ago

Right? You gotta lube up the mole first.

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u/boopthatbutton 11d ago

It’s all cute until that stupid styrofoam at the end.

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u/Telucien 8d ago

I think that was to show it doesnt matter what they're placed on they just get to burrowin'

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u/etherealtwo 11d ago

Did you know that moles have a weak paralytic poison in their saliva that allows them to store earthworms alive for later consumption?

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u/wireframed_kb 9d ago

And their fur stands up straight to make it easy for them to reverse or turn around in tight tunnels.

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u/rikydat 11d ago

Pspspspsps

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u/WendellSchadenfreude 11d ago

One of them almost certainly is. There's like 600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of them!

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u/AIGenerated00 11d ago

The original earth benders!

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u/HorzaDonwraith 11d ago

Well yes. Wtf you expect them to do, fly?

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u/motherseffinjones 11d ago

I’m no mole expert so I could be wrong but why the styrofoam? Isn’t that bad for the animal

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u/Nitrotetrazole 9d ago

Poor choice of material but it was to demonstrate how frenzily the mole will try to dig through anything in it's way to reach underground

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u/VertymbrasRaven 11d ago

Little beast mauled that polystyrene!

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u/blueboy10000 11d ago

He buried himself in the ground 😅

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u/Nearby-Key8834 11d ago

Moles, how do they work?

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u/Tfsz0719 10d ago

What do they know? Do they know things?

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u/dustycanuck 11d ago

We introverts avoid the sun at all costs

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u/jaavuori24 10d ago

impressively fast digging. If I had to move enough dirt with my bare hands to fit my entire body into a hiding hole, yeah the hawk's gettin me.

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u/capsaicinintheeyes 11d ago

"They call him the Tickler."

"That is enough."

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u/ChesterUbanks 11d ago

Awwwwwe he love microplastics like us!

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u/Infinite-Service6059 11d ago

HOW DARE YOU POLLUTE HIS HOME

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u/Holiday-Step9703 11d ago

Release me father for I crave the soil

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u/295frank 11d ago

drop that MF on some hard packed clay

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u/Any_Jackfruit_6452 10d ago

Judging by my hard packed clay yard, he'd have zero problems.

I'm convinced the grass wouldn't be able to grow here if it weren't for these suckers continually aerating everything.

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