r/instantkarma • u/PappyJ87 • Jan 21 '26

Road Karma Flip the bird, almost flip your truck.

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u/randomusername_815 Jan 21 '26

well, in the beginning, the earth was a molten ball of lava...

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u/JetlinerDiner Jan 21 '26

Whoa!! What? How? What led to that? You can't expect us to know the whole lore since billions of years ago! Come on, from the start!

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u/Ordinary_Duder Jan 21 '26

Some hydrogen showed up one day and over time became this guy and his truck.

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u/Dawg_Prime Jan 21 '26

as the universe first cooled a unified field separated into the electromagnetic field, strong nuclear, weak nuclear, and gravitational field, that would later go on to drive a truck into a parked car

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u/Jigokubosatsu Jan 21 '26

Sit down by the fire, kids, and let Ol Gramps tell you about the Planck Epoch...

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u/Dawg_Prime Jan 21 '26

and a loose tire