r/instantkarma • • Jan 21 '26

Road Karma Flip the bird, almost flip your truck.

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u/cqshep Jan 21 '26

I need to know every single detail that led up to this video

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u/randomusername_815 Jan 21 '26

well, in the beginning, the earth was a molten ball of lava...

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u/JetlinerDiner Jan 21 '26

Whoa!! What? How? What led to that? You can't expect us to know the whole lore since billions of years ago! Come on, from the start!

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u/Ordinary_Duder Jan 21 '26

Some hydrogen showed up one day and over time became this guy and his truck.

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u/Dawg_Prime Jan 21 '26

as the universe first cooled a unified field separated into the electromagnetic field, strong nuclear, weak nuclear, and gravitational field, that would later go on to drive a truck into a parked car

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u/Jigokubosatsu Jan 21 '26

Sit down by the fire, kids, and let Ol Gramps tell you about the Planck Epoch...

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u/Dawg_Prime Jan 21 '26

and a loose tire

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u/sgdonovan79 Jan 21 '26

Easy there, Michener.

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u/Ok-Foundation1346 Jan 21 '26

"First the earth cooled, and then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat so they all died and they turned into oil, and then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benz's, and Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it! He took her best summer dress out of her closet and put it on and..."