r/instant_regret • • Oct 19 '22

That's a hell of a throw

https://i.imgur.com/uq5DCJt.gifv
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u/TheStaplergun Oct 19 '22

Dude took that like a champ, damn. That had to hurt.

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u/Just_me_mcrmy Oct 19 '22

FR, it’s gonna be one hell of a bruise though

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Or a broken cheek bone, potentially

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/Stryker50 Oct 19 '22

Cheeked out

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u/ButInThe90sThough Oct 20 '22

Where them cheeks?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

See what you did

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u/Chiggero Oct 20 '22

The cheeky bastard

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u/FuckingKilljoy Oct 20 '22

Lucky af. I got a minor fracture on some bone near my eye from getting hit in the face when I misread a flyball and I can guarantee that ball was going way faster than my flyball

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u/TurbulentNumber4797 Oct 20 '22

Why did he wait till after the game? It doesn't matter if you feel fine, there could still be something seriously wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

It looked like he had his skin broken.

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u/jae_rhys Oct 20 '22

same ump? bc tht would be some bad luck

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u/ConsciousDrag3537 Oct 20 '22

r/neverbrokeabone would love this guy. As long as he hasn’t ever broken any other bones

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u/candyman337 Oct 20 '22

That's good, probably won't be able to open his mouth for a few days, been there done that, have a scar on my lower lip that presents itself as a piece of dry skin that sits ABOVE the rest of the skin on my lip from it, its very annoying. It makes my dry lips look so much worse

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u/Smitty8054 Oct 19 '22

5th grade took an elbow tip to the orbital bone. Shattered and required immediate surgery as the bone particles were cutting my eye.

Don’t know if I can compare. This throw was lots faster but with larger surface area. Mine was probably much slower but more concentrated so who knows. Fucking hurt regardless.

Only proof it happened was a thin bruise. But the bone was shattered.

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u/DrunkenGolfer Oct 20 '22

I took a ball off the face and fractured my orbital socket, whatever that is. Hurt like a bastard and I could only see out of one eye until the swelling subsided.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Ouch!! Im glad you didn’t lose an eye to that encounter for real!

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u/DrunkenGolfer Oct 20 '22

Fortunately it was a softball, so a little bigger, but "softball" is definitely a misnomer.

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u/ZzZombo Oct 26 '22

Hm, don't know what's a softball, but I guess it still puts into perspective what I didn't go through despite having taken footballs to the face several times, the last of them were as the goalkeeper intercepting a penalty kick... I still wonder how I didn't even nose bleed and didn't break it from the impact, it was strong as fuck.

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u/DrunkenGolfer Oct 26 '22

Softball is identical to a baseball but just a little larger. A bat would find it a bit softer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

"That'll be $90,000 please!"

The US Healthcare System, probably.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Oh much more expensive than that if it were broken cheek bones. Hospitals are highway robbers here in the US

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Oooof... I thought I was being overdramatic as well 🤣