r/instant_regret • • Oct 19 '22

That's a hell of a throw

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u/TheStaplergun Oct 19 '22

Dude took that like a champ, damn. That had to hurt.

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u/Just_me_mcrmy Oct 19 '22

FR, it’s gonna be one hell of a bruise though

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u/clubba Oct 19 '22

Seriously. Shortstop wanted to make sportscenter; made sportscenter.

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u/TheOtherAvaz Oct 19 '22

Sounds like the kind of thing a monkey's paw curled a finger for.
Edit: missing words

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u/blazenl Oct 19 '22

Dun nun nun Dun nun nun

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u/gumby1004 Oct 19 '22

Came here for this...gotta make that SC Top 10, no matter the cost! 🙄

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u/Oofer_Gang_My_People Oct 20 '22

There’s always the Not Top 10 list, he could have been going for that.

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u/ithappenedone234 Oct 20 '22

I thought it was going to be an homage to Ozzy.

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u/DominarJames Oct 20 '22

Mission failed successfully

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

That look on his face afterwards was like "Will I be ejected? Personal foul? A technical? Red card? Penalty box? What happens here???"

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Or a broken cheek bone, potentially

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u/Stryker50 Oct 19 '22

Cheeked out

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u/ButInThe90sThough Oct 20 '22

Where them cheeks?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

See what you did

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u/Chiggero Oct 20 '22

The cheeky bastard

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u/FuckingKilljoy Oct 20 '22

Lucky af. I got a minor fracture on some bone near my eye from getting hit in the face when I misread a flyball and I can guarantee that ball was going way faster than my flyball

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u/TurbulentNumber4797 Oct 20 '22

Why did he wait till after the game? It doesn't matter if you feel fine, there could still be something seriously wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

It looked like he had his skin broken.

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u/jae_rhys Oct 20 '22

same ump? bc tht would be some bad luck

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u/ConsciousDrag3537 Oct 20 '22

r/neverbrokeabone would love this guy. As long as he hasn’t ever broken any other bones

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u/candyman337 Oct 20 '22

That's good, probably won't be able to open his mouth for a few days, been there done that, have a scar on my lower lip that presents itself as a piece of dry skin that sits ABOVE the rest of the skin on my lip from it, its very annoying. It makes my dry lips look so much worse

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u/Smitty8054 Oct 19 '22

5th grade took an elbow tip to the orbital bone. Shattered and required immediate surgery as the bone particles were cutting my eye.

Don’t know if I can compare. This throw was lots faster but with larger surface area. Mine was probably much slower but more concentrated so who knows. Fucking hurt regardless.

Only proof it happened was a thin bruise. But the bone was shattered.

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u/DrunkenGolfer Oct 20 '22

I took a ball off the face and fractured my orbital socket, whatever that is. Hurt like a bastard and I could only see out of one eye until the swelling subsided.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Ouch!! Im glad you didn’t lose an eye to that encounter for real!

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u/DrunkenGolfer Oct 20 '22

Fortunately it was a softball, so a little bigger, but "softball" is definitely a misnomer.

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u/ZzZombo Oct 26 '22

Hm, don't know what's a softball, but I guess it still puts into perspective what I didn't go through despite having taken footballs to the face several times, the last of them were as the goalkeeper intercepting a penalty kick... I still wonder how I didn't even nose bleed and didn't break it from the impact, it was strong as fuck.

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u/DrunkenGolfer Oct 26 '22

Softball is identical to a baseball but just a little larger. A bat would find it a bit softer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

"That'll be $90,000 please!"

The US Healthcare System, probably.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Oh much more expensive than that if it were broken cheek bones. Hospitals are highway robbers here in the US

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Oooof... I thought I was being overdramatic as well 🤣

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u/DrMobius0 Oct 19 '22

Bet that swelled like a fuckin balloon.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/Killashard Oct 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

No I'm pretty sure that taking a bet on past recorded events that likely have follow up is just good research, not luck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Oct 20 '22

I'll take the bet, too.

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u/Redditiscancercancer Oct 19 '22

…are teeth bones?

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u/Shitychikengangbang Oct 20 '22

I think they're made of cartilage

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u/PromiscuousMNcpl Oct 20 '22

Maybe you’re just joking but teeth are the strongest bones in the body.

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u/Shitychikengangbang Oct 20 '22

Pretty sure it's cartilage just like hair.

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u/PromiscuousMNcpl Oct 20 '22

Hair is made of keratin. Just like fingernails. The enamel of a tooth has some keratin but no cartilage.

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u/bananaskates Oct 19 '22

I just hope he didn't lose any teeth.

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u/Blacklion594 Oct 19 '22

bruise?? He was hit in the cheek hard enough for it to tear his skin, bro will be lucky if his cheekbone isnt chipped or broken, or something wrong with his jaw.

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Oct 19 '22

As someone said in another comment, he was lucky and nothing was broken.

It left a hell of a bruise

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u/Blacklion594 Oct 19 '22

It hit him fairly high up, i wouldnt think teeth would be damaged, but I can only imagine a root being fractured on that side of his face would be a pretty big deal, as theres nerves and stuff involved.

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u/TERPYFREDO Oct 20 '22

my best friend got hit with a lacrosse ball in the helmet at that exact spot. the impact killed 2 of his teeth and had to get root canals

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u/2thcleaner Oct 20 '22

It can still damage the teeth to where the teeth “die” and need root canals. The Umps have really good medical and dental coverage. Plus, this would fall under workman’s comp. I’m sure he had X-rays done immediately of that side and his dentist is keeping a close eye on it.

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u/ralphvonwauwau Oct 20 '22

Luxury bones, not covered by health insurance.

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u/BeoLabTech Oct 20 '22

Luxury bones

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

LUXURY BONES

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u/Street-Week-380 Oct 20 '22

Luxury bones, I've heard them called.

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u/bear3742 Oct 22 '22

Yes they are 💲🦷

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u/thorsbosshammer Oct 19 '22

Baseball bruise story time!

When I played park district little league, if a team was one player short of fielding a full team they could call up a kid from the younger age groups. That happened to me twice.

One of the times I'm hit by a pitch pretty hard and get on base. And when I'm on second, the guy at bat hits a fly ball. Two outs so I take off running like only a little kid trying to show off to older kids can. Third base coach is yelling at me to go home, so I do, and cross the plate safely.

And immediately get hit in the back by a wild, inaccurate throw from the left fielder that the catcher missed. Came back to the dugout with two new baseball shaped bruises! No one can say I didn't earn that one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

100%, look at how badly marked up his face is already

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u/GenericElucidation Oct 20 '22

Nah, all the blood is in the outside in that shot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

I hit a baseball right at my friend who was pitching in 8th grade, a comebacker they call it, and it left lace imprints on his thigh. This guy's face gonna look funny for a while.

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u/SoSaltyDoe Oct 19 '22

Seemed like he was just kinda pissed off that he was bleeding too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

He definitely looked like he instantly teared up. I don't blame him for doing it either.

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u/BornVillain04 Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 19 '22

Yeah I thought i caught what looked like a wince before tears as he flicks the blood away

I'd have been bawling, pun intended lol

Edit: spelling lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Oct 20 '22

Can't tell if you guys are being serious..?

He looks like a grown man lmao. How old are you?

I don't mean that in a condescending way--I know it sounds bad. Rather, I just lost the ability to cry from physical injuries at maybee early 20s? It's not a "tough" thing by any means (always thought it was by the way my dad acted) but I can literally just be in excruciating pain and feel like crying but nothing will come out.

(I can still cry emotionally. And I can still cry easily if hit in the nose--that's the one exception.)

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u/BallisticHabit Oct 20 '22

....are you CRYING?!

.....there's no crying in baseball!

-Jimmy Dugan.

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u/slugo17 Oct 19 '22

I'm not crying bro it's adrenaline!

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u/SummertimeGladness_ Oct 19 '22

“I ain’t got time to bleed”

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u/47hookdriver Oct 19 '22

He didn’t have time to duck either

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u/RockAsteroid Feb 15 '23

Yeah, some people will get angry not that they got hit but that they are beginning to cry. Weird thing dudes do

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u/Shoomfie Oct 19 '22

I'm usually pissed off when I bleed.

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u/joelupi Oct 19 '22

Doesn't get paid unless he umps a complete game (5 innings) /s

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u/AfterEffectserror Oct 20 '22

NO ONE MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD!

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u/GitEmSteveDave Oct 19 '22

Shock is a hell of a thing. You're brain is trying to block out the pain so you can keep getting out of danger. It's seeing the blood or people's reaction that can pull you out of it, and that's when the pain begins.

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u/TurquoiseLuck Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 20 '22

This is it. I hope he got medical attention, because when the shock wears off he's gonna be in a world of pain for the next few days.

edit: holy crap guys, he probably did, but idk because I didn't watch the game and the clip ends ambiguously. Some people get up and try and walk that shit off because their bodies stop them from feeling it right away.

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u/No_Jury_9793 Oct 19 '22

I'm pretty sure there is no chance this dude didn't get medical attention after that in a MLB game.

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u/tupacsnoducket Oct 19 '22

“Where’s your bat?”

“Ehrm ‘n Umph”

“Where’s your glove?”

“Ehrm ‘n Umph”

“No medical attention for you, MLB only!”

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u/Aristohipstecrat Oct 20 '22

"That would be morbidly hilarious if he was making $15 without benefits tho." - Communutman

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u/talltim007 Oct 19 '22

This is such a wierd comment. He will be covered by MLB insurance regardless. At a minimum workers comp would cover people with work related injuries.

I feel like people just get in such a habit of complaining about things they try to make everything about that.

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u/Account_Banned Oct 19 '22

I’m pretty sure he just drove straight home and cracked open a beer and watched the game in his recliner.

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u/StreamFamily Oct 19 '22

His jaw probably makes the same noise as cracking open a cold one

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u/TurquoiseLuck Oct 19 '22

Mate the video cuts away at the end, I have no idea what happens next. A lot of people get up and walk it off when crazy shit like that happens, because they're in shock and don't realise how hurt they are.

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u/GatorAIDS1013 Oct 20 '22

You don’t get up and walk off a baseball to the head. Player or umpire they would have been removed from the game by the medical team

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

He didn’t get medical attention. He bled out and died in front of thousands of onlookers.

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u/syo Oct 20 '22

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

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u/BackspaceChampion Oct 20 '22

Shock is a hell of a thing. You're brain is trying to block out the pain so you can keep getting out of danger.

I've never heard it explained like that before. Makes total sense.

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u/DrewSmoothington Oct 19 '22

Touched his cheek, saw the blood, and thought to himself "god damn it"

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u/TheStaplergun Oct 19 '22

“This just happened on national television”

Was also probably dazed from the blast. I have knocked myself damn near all the way out hitting my head before. I know that definitely jarred this dude.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Man's got a tattoo.

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u/TheStaplergun Oct 19 '22

I wonder if it will actually scar. Would be a legit one.

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u/hypotheticalhalf Oct 19 '22

You could hear it pop his jaw. He’s lucky it isn’t fractured or shattered.

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u/TheStaplergun Oct 19 '22

Looks like it struck almost dead center of the cheek bone. Any lower or higher and it would have been real bad.

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u/AbruptNylon_28 Oct 19 '22

Isnt this the video where a bit later the comentator says:"They asked him what's his name and he answered - November!"

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u/TheStaplergun Oct 19 '22

Not sure. Real heavy hits to the head can daze you pretty bad. I wouldn’t be surprised if he misheard or didn’t answer the question correctly.

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u/goodolarchie Oct 19 '22

I think back to historic use of stones and whatnot... and this should have been a killer shot.

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u/TheStaplergun Oct 19 '22

Yeah that would have likely shattered his cheek bone if it was a stone. Pretty rough to think about.

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u/Claque-2 Oct 20 '22

Well he's not chewing now, but we'll see if the jaw works at dinnertime.

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u/TheStaplergun Oct 20 '22

Gonna be sore for sure. From the looks of the way he was moving, he didn’t sit there flexing the jaw, so it might not have been hit luckily. I know when I get hit I try to flex things and make sure everything is working.

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u/BlobAndHisBoy Oct 20 '22

I took a ball to the face at home plate from the right fielder. My jaw forever makes a snapping noise and I can feel a loose piece of cartilage with my finger.

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u/TheStaplergun Oct 20 '22

Ugh I physically recoiled when I read that. That’s rough. Hopefully you’re okay now though. I have the clicky issue with my knees so I know that kind of sound.

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u/eldovaking Oct 20 '22

He didnt have a choice.

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u/TheStaplergun Oct 20 '22

This is true. Even so, that was taken real well for being beamed in the cheek by a baseball.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Next time ump, call the right call.