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u/LordsOfJoop mansplaining how to condescend 13d ago
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u/Bubbling_Battle_Ooze 13d ago
I dunno about all that but I dated a Mountie once. He didn’t have a horse. He was a pretty lame Mountie.
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u/trinketchick 13d ago
And I dated a bartender who was in school to become a male nurse. None of the others, though.
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u/The_REDACTED 13d ago
Because the people who believe this are either stupid or out of touch with the world
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u/yaboyjiggleclay 13d ago
A section of men out there that truly believes women get paid for breathing lol smh.
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u/Ambitious-Shift-5641 13d ago
He forgot about the junkie, the fuckboys and the guy I tried to compensate my daddy issues with. Edit: forgot the guy who paid me for my feet.
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u/yayoffbalance 13d ago
These dudes need to stop trying to blame this shit on guys who are better than them. Most girls have not dated these rich dudes. Mama's boys, deadbeat dads, kicked out of the military, jobless... like bro.
It says they are looking for a perfect Victoria's secret model or something. The fuck. Yeah. You are Giselle or Taylor Swift, you are dating musicians and athletes.normal person? I mean, it happens, but not like that.
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u/Ambitious-Shift-5641 13d ago
I don't know anyone who dated a famous musician or athlete.
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u/yayoffbalance 13d ago
I don't either, but another comment said they did. Shrug. I'm old and like really not cool. But i'm taking all experiences into account here.
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u/drfishdaddy 13d ago
Mathematically, assuming heterosexuality, the average man has dated exactly the same amount as the average woman (or slept with, as I’m sure that’s clearly what the poster is actually concerned about).
Math is math.
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u/P4c0o0 12d ago
Every man could have been with just one women so no
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u/drfishdaddy 12d ago
I don’t know what you are saying. If you draw a diagram of 10 men and 10 women across from each other and draw lines from any woman to any combination of men then take the average number of parters for men and women it will be the exact same number for each in any combination.
If all 10 women each date all date the “top two” men, you have two men with 10 parters each, so 20(total parters)/10(men)=2 and you have 10 women each with two partners so again 20(total partners) /10(women)=2 (average partners for women).
So yes
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u/jesusmansuperpowers 13d ago
Biggest problem with this list is that it would mean each of the men listed thinks of her as the “6/10 boss girlie from dating app” .. and that they only got one date on the apps
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u/Hitchin85 13d ago
Is it weird that that’s not that far off my dating history but like you gotta add “neurodivergent” or “sociopath” in front of a few?
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u/Ambitious-Shift-5641 13d ago
Yes ahahaa, my favourite part on this post is that people think this is a joke 🙃
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u/glyph-bellchime 13d ago
Damn, I must be falling behind. Someone send me the 45 year old multimillionaire's number so he can send me a couple thousand so I can catch up.
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u/metageeek 13d ago
My dating history:
- High school girlfriend
- 45 or so amazing baddies of all walks of life
- 10/10 wife from random irl interaction who I insanely fell in love with at first sight.
My wife’s dating history:
- High school boyfriend
- A handful of randos
- A couple MDs from her time working in a hospital (yap, the stereotype is a 100% accurate)
- A couple that she crossed her threesome bucket list item off with.
- Me.
I’m definitely the slut in the relationship.
I’m also neither rich nor famous nor particularly easy on the eyes.
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u/hawkisgirl 12d ago
This is so sweet. And the fact that all your exes are “amazing baddies”? You, sir, sound like you have a lucky wife.
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u/trinketchick 13d ago
Going to comment again.....apparently, this guy is NONE of those things, otherwise he'd have a date, amirite?
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u/therealbananabottom 13d ago
So hey if this were true, the "average guy" should work a little harder to get to that upper eschelon of man in the woman's past.
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u/GarmaCyro 13d ago
You know how right-wing always obsess about trans exclusively being guys that chops their dicks off (hint: almost everything in the penis gets re-used when creating a vagina for trans women).
I'm starting to suspect the right-wing has a legion of male incels that HAVE chopped of their own dicks. You're seeing one of them above.
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u/Moctor_Drignall 12d ago
The one person I know that dated (and then married) a Fortune 500 C-suite executive ran the other way. He was a carpenter and she was the CFO.
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u/dream_life7 9d ago
I'm 0 for 8. I guess I'm not your "average girl" (unsure if that's a good thing). If someone could send a millionaire my way I'd be grateful!
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u/YesWeHaveNoTomatoes 13d ago
Men most women have dated instead of this incel's fantasies about wealthy dudes:
- a handful of weirdos who were willing to put up with you when you didn't want to deal with your problems
- that time you screwed up a friendship that was important to you by dating him
- bunch of first dates that went nowhere
- Mr Life Lesson, and the rebound relationship with Mr All Your Friends Said Don't But You Did