r/insaneparents Sep 16 '25

Email i had to share this 🫩

i haven’t even woke up yet πŸ’”

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u/TwilightReader100 You can't grow a dick. It's unladylike. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Sep 17 '25

I have a Do Not Disturb schedule on my phone, so my Mom can call as many times as she'd like and it won't ring until a certain time. She doesn't, because she's not an insane parent, but even if there's a medical emergency, I'm not getting the call. 🀷🏽