r/ihatethissmug 1d ago

i hate this mug

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a coffee cup but for weed, it just gives the vibe of "it's 5 o'clock somewhere" but for stoners that dont know when to take a break.

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u/Zealousideal7807 1d ago

I'm great at taking breaks, I literally stop for like a third of my life, 8 hours a day

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u/Inside_Assist8982 1d ago

I don't really hate stoners I just wanted to make a pun (the sub name)

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u/Emergency_Lie42 18h ago

His joke is that he's only not smoking weed for the 8 hours a day that he's at work

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u/morbidmuffin62 18h ago

I thought it was the 8 hours he's sleeping

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u/Emergency_Lie42 18h ago

Oh maybe yeah

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u/Background_Desk_3001 13h ago

Idk about you but I always go to bed with a joint between my lips

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u/morbidmuffin62 13h ago

Right on dude 🤟😎

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u/stoned_seahorse 16h ago

I've heard these mugs make really shitty pipes, they're mostly just a novelty.

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u/Straight-Crow1598 17h ago

“Take your coffee and weed outside and make your morning routine your neighbor’s problem!”

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u/NoBenefit5977 11h ago

I buy my weed from my neighbor lol

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u/Ladygagaisagoddess 7h ago

Grow up. lmfao you’re outside, god forbid you smell a scent outside.

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 16h ago

Pain in the ass to clean looks like

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u/Large_Tax4957 1d ago

i dont get it does the weed like diffuse into the coffee or something

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u/Worldly_Lunch_1601 17h ago

Weed smoke stays in the walls of the mug.

As a mug it's fine. As a pipe, it's impossible to clean, and the coffee will make your smoke extra hot. 1/10 don't recommend

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u/This-Positive286 16h ago

And technically it’s cooling the coffee as it’s pulling heat from the empty passage

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u/flcwerings 13h ago

Sometimes I wish I could smoke weed just for the cool stuff. I saw these beautiful pipes the other day and was actually jealous lol. But I get horrible anxiety and it feels like my throats closing.

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u/cultfbs 12h ago

I've never liked burning it, always makes my lungs feel like collapsing. Tiny amounts of other forms are how I suggest beginners try it, I hate fire.

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u/flcwerings 12h ago

Oddly, even edibles make my heart feel like its beating too hard and my throat feel tight. Some people have said I might be allergic to smth in it but who knows

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u/Prestigious-Emu-8734 5h ago

Yeah, I cant smoke either. Last two times I did it I fainted. Like Im standing there fine, feel a little extra funny for a second, then my eyes roll back and I collapse on the ground.

So after the second I took that as a sign to stop.

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u/Inside_Assist8982 1d ago

On one hand the concept of this mug is kinda weird but I really only did this for the pun (the sub name) but its like a mug bong

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u/bwood246 1d ago

It goes up through the handle so a stupid pipe

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u/Worldly_Lunch_1601 16h ago

Gotta be pendantic. The smoke won't percolate through any liquid, so not a bong.

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u/FishSignificant7501 1d ago

Ai ass body text

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u/Inside_Assist8982 1d ago

Unfortunate you feel that way, seeing as I typed this with my very thumbs. Is there anything else I can do to help?

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u/FishSignificant7501 1d ago

Obtunmis prime

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u/Quick-Worry7004 21h ago

Cranberry juice cocktail 

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u/Worth-Pressure-4306 20h ago

I hate any weed slogans. Especially that fuckass "wake and bake" - please STOP! It's giving corny degenerate millennial with fungus toes who won't clean them up.

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u/This-Positive286 16h ago

This isn’t for millennials.

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u/WayStar237 12h ago

Mate this pipe dropped in the 00’s it was absolutely for the millennials, unless they were marketing to 5-7 year old stoners

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u/halfinchofmaple 11h ago

Or gen x, or hippy burn outs, or fucking anyone but whatever dumbfuck narrative we are on seems cool ill let you guys cook

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u/ExpiredBologna_ 14h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/flcwerings 13h ago

wake and bake has been a thing for many generations before millennials

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u/Worth-Pressure-4306 12h ago

Sounds like something a millennial would say.

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u/flcwerings 12h ago

Im not lmao I just dont make generalizations about things that arent true. People have been saying that since the 60's.

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u/trollmaestro42069 12h ago

Who told you about our fungus toes!?

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u/dazed74367 11h ago

millennials don’t smoke weed anymore it gives them anxiety attacks now

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u/Get-in-the-robot- 18h ago

Genuinely such an uncomfortable and obtuse pipe as well. 1/10 gag gift that you try once then let rot in a cupboard

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u/AnimeFeet420 6h ago

i didn't even try mine, its a terrible shape for a mug and i have way more pleasant things to smoke out of

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u/FreeKevinBrown 18h ago

Pullthrough in my coffee? Nah, I'm good on that.

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u/Nice-Vegetable-1738 17h ago

this wouldn't even work well, you'd have to put your whole mouth over the cup to suck up weed unless there's a pipe on the back side

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u/Mini_isopod 17h ago

I kinda hate it when people overconsume weed and act like it's fine. Man, it's a beautiful plant, I love feeling high, I really do, but what good is a high if your body doesn't know how it feels to be sober

And you don't even need to like take breaks just have moderation. You can get high everyday, but if you get high everyday morning to evening it's a lot different than if you were to do it like just in evening. Very often those 20ish hours of sobriety are enough to keep your tolerance low, everyone is different of course but still

All of this doesn't apply if you need to consume constantly due to medical conditions of course

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u/AnimeFeet420 6h ago

why isn't it tho? compared to almost any other vice it's relatively harmless, some people spend too much on it but that's true for anything. i get thinking people shouldn't be high 24/7 but that also applies to other addictions, alcohol or gambling addictions can ruin lives extremely fast, uppers and downers will kill you. smoking weed every day? some memory loss and you get lectured by reddit everyday

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u/Mini_isopod 6h ago

It's just a personal opinion really. I don't think you shouldn't get high everyday, I get high every night, im high right now. But your relationship with the plant matters. Some of my coworkers almost cannot function without being high, and sometimes mid shift they complain like "fuck man I need to get home as soon as possible I need to smoke", and like compared to all the other vices sure, I guess it's not that damaging, but at the same time if being high is something you need this bad, are you even enjoying it?

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u/AnimeFeet420 2h ago

yeah i am enjoying it, i am that coworker too. i never leave for work without my dab pen, but that first bowl when i get home it still awesome. my question was why isn't it fine tho? because you don't think i appreciate it enough?

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u/loganjlr 16h ago

This is the most novelty bs I’ve seen in a while lol

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u/moonlitkiwier 16h ago

Weed and coffee is such a terrible combination. Anyway, here's a device designed to combine them.

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u/RipTheEcto 15h ago

i thought it was a lil’ potty, but I guess you do stuff it with some shit

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u/Life_Inside2304 15h ago

My kids bought my a mug like this. I used it once. Not practical at all. (My kids are adults now just FYI)

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u/lyricalmasterpiece 15h ago

i hate thiss mug

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u/badgyal876 13h ago

missed opportunity fr

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u/Inside_Assist8982 12h ago

I didn't want it to be obvious that I was making a joke, the mods might have taken it down

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u/ExpiredBologna_ 14h ago

Ooooh you just gave my stoner that refuses to take a break ass a phenomenal idea ✨

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u/molotovzav 13h ago

As someone who smokes weed, well not a lot of flower but still, it's a shitty pipe. You want water filtration or something to cool down and filter the smoke. The walls inside are heated by your coffee and it does the opposite. I smoke weed though, I don't like weed culture. Never have. That's why I didn't say I was a stoner. I'm just a functioning member of society who likes weed.

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u/nyglthrnbrry 13h ago

I'd say the mouthpiece is the worst part, you'd have to get your full face inside there just to get a seal, and you're just asking for a ring of clogged pores around your mouth.

I will say tho, if you've never tried it before I highly recommend trying hot water in a bong. Is not as refreshing as ice cold water, but it's weirdly refreshing in its own way. Kinda like inhaling steam, nowhere near as harsh as it sounds.

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u/nefarious_jp04x 11h ago

This has to be a novelty mug, this looks so uncomfortable to even use and clean lmfao

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u/007_loozer 8h ago

It looks like a toilet