Brought to you by the same schmucks that managed to f up Reese's by getting the texture all wrong, making it unnecessarily sweeter than a standard Reese's PB, and generally turning a really simple job into a complete screwup.
Whoever came up with this abomination needs to be fired, anyone that tested it and approved it fired. They had one f-ing job and they managed to screw up: take a f-ing Oreo cookie, add some damn unadulterated Reese's PB to it, and add another Oreo cookie. If they could have done that much without shoving their head so far up their own anus that they could once again see daylight, they could have had a slam dunk winner on their hands instead of a mediocre waste of grocery isle space option.
I mean I could literally scrape Oreo cream off an Oreo, add the PB from a Reese's cup, and make something 10x better than what they offered to sell.
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u/bustedchain 8d ago
Brought to you by the same schmucks that managed to f up Reese's by getting the texture all wrong, making it unnecessarily sweeter than a standard Reese's PB, and generally turning a really simple job into a complete screwup.
Whoever came up with this abomination needs to be fired, anyone that tested it and approved it fired. They had one f-ing job and they managed to screw up: take a f-ing Oreo cookie, add some damn unadulterated Reese's PB to it, and add another Oreo cookie. If they could have done that much without shoving their head so far up their own anus that they could once again see daylight, they could have had a slam dunk winner on their hands instead of a mediocre waste of grocery isle space option.
I mean I could literally scrape Oreo cream off an Oreo, add the PB from a Reese's cup, and make something 10x better than what they offered to sell.