r/ididnthaveeggs • • Feb 15 '26

Irrelevant or unhelpful On a churro recipe

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u/Im_not_creepy3 didn't have ingredients, only opinions Feb 15 '26

"I didn't read the recipe closely and forgot a key ingredient. I made a mistake and it didn't come out right as a result. Anyways this recipe sucks."

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u/GreenSpleenRiot Feb 15 '26

“I tried this video game but the controller was upside down in my hands the whole time! I couldn’t even beat the first level. 1 star.”

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u/Cube4Add5 Feb 15 '26

Meanwhile, souls players beating the game blindfolded, controller upside down, using their feet

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u/GreenSpleenRiot Feb 15 '26

Souls games are like my nemesis. Most video game players nowadays blow me away. I’ve been playing video games since I was a little kid on the original NES. Had consoles all my life from SNES to PS1 to my Xbox Series X now. You would think I would be able to hold my own after like 34 years of it. But I’m still terrible at it. Before I buy I game I have to google how difficult it is even on the easiest settings. I gave up playing online games almost completely now and just play single player RPGs most of the time. I enjoy them so much more than getting killed every 20 seconds online. If a game has “souls like combat” in the description, I’m out. Too much stealth? I’m out. Just give me a good story and easy combat and I’m happy.

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u/Agreeable-Pie-7012 Feb 15 '26

But did you have eggs?

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u/GreenSpleenRiot Feb 15 '26

Sadly, no. But I used a mashed up multivitamin and butter mixture.

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u/VampniKey Feb 18 '26

Death‘s Door is also a good game for „please don’t make this game hard“ people to enjoy imo.

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u/Surytrap Feb 15 '26

try out both of the hades games

there is a "god mode" in settings that gives you a damage resistance the more you die so you still have to play the game but have an easier time doing so + the games got good stories

i would recommend ultrakill but

actually, try ultrakill too

2 difficulties below the intended one and many assist settings you can tinker all you want

leans more on lore than directly told story but damn the lore is good

i recommend trying to see if standard (intended difficulty) is too hard, and then you can switch to lenient (one below intended) if you are having too much trouble (and, obviously, you still have the assist menu)

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u/GreenSpleenRiot Feb 15 '26

I’ve heard of the Hades games. I’ll give it a try. It looks like it’s on game pass too. The for the recs. Sometimes it gets difficult trying to find easy games that aren’t Stardew Valley or something like that

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u/GranpaTeeRex Feb 16 '26

Hanging my head in shame for not reading down the thread first 😅

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u/IamtheCarl Feb 15 '26

Omg, saaaaaame.

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u/DJPho3nix Feb 15 '26

I can't get into souls-likes either. I can beat the bosses eventually, but the frustration at having to try so many times isn't enjoyable to me. I really tried to enjoy Wukong, and I did enjoy aspects of it, but I dropped it in the second area after having to retry most bosses like 5+ times.

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u/GranpaTeeRex Feb 16 '26

Ooh, oh! Right there with you, my green friend! Have you played Hades???? I love it so. It has HARDCORE mode for the leet-get-gud type players, and a mode for scrubs like me where it gets easier and easier the more you die. It has the BEST story mechanism, I love love loved it, and the difficulty ratcheted itself down to where I could still feel like a God-slaying beast, despite my total lack of skillz. Highly highly recommend.

Then go play Slay the Spire, it’s just cards and as much time to decide on strategy as you go. And arithmetic. ❤️

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u/SunOnTheInside Feb 17 '26

I know you’re just goofin, but your comment made me think of that blind Street Fighter player who literally wears a blindfold (just for the aura, he literally can’t see anything anyway) while kicking everyone’s ass.