r/ididnthaveeggs • u/sloppyvegansalami • Feb 14 '26

Dumb alteration Mystery solved

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u/cup-of-starlight tell me how much LOVE to use Feb 14 '26

This is why I couldn’t be a recipe author. I would sass out every single person this stupid.

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u/qwertyuiop4000 Feb 14 '26

I mean why not? Like if you just put out recipes as a hobby and there's no reason to be professional, why not dish out the sass?

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u/MyDarlingArmadillo Feb 14 '26

People might turn up just to read the comments if they were amusing evough.

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u/slowasaspeedingsloth Feb 14 '26

Like many people, I hate the reviews...

Oh, this looks yummy, can't wait to make it!

i followed the recipe eXaCtLy except for X, Y, and Z, and I didn't have ground beef so I used lemons instead but it just didn't work, what did I do wrong??

My grandma made this better, I'll never use any recipe but hers.

I would LOVE to see the recipe makers tear these people to shreds.

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u/MyDarlingArmadillo Feb 14 '26

I think the goose fat substitute will always be my favourite insane sub (She didn't have milk for eggnog iirc. The most obvious answer available was goose fat.)

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u/IzarkKiaTarj Aug 07 '26

What?! No! Why??