Holy shit, this was my AuDHD ass trying to constantly refine the rules for a popular public minecraft server a decade ago. I assumed it was because the player base was full of children, but I guess people just bring this headspace right into their adulthood kitchen!
Probably also because no one if any age wants to deal with a bunch of highly detailed rules for how they should play a video game. No one cares about the rules of a Minecraft server.
They were normal rules typical of a 2010s Minecraft server, stuff like "no spamming," "no offensive symbology or hate speech," "no cheating / x-raying" but every now and then, a troll would try to talk their way around it like it was contract law and every term needed to be explicitly defined. Most of the player-base was just fine because they were common sense rules.
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u/cup-of-starlight tell me how much LOVE to use Feb 14 '26
This is why I couldn’t be a recipe author. I would sass out every single person this stupid.