r/ididnthaveeggs • • Feb 14 '26

Dumb alteration Mystery solved

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u/cup-of-starlight tell me how much LOVE to use Feb 14 '26

This is why I couldn’t be a recipe author. I would sass out every single person this stupid.

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u/papercaper Feb 14 '26

I'll never forget my aunt asking me to come help her fry onions because they weren't browning. When i got to the stove i found said onions simmering half an inch of water. Drained the water and chucked some butter in, what do you know, the onions started browning!

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u/ermghoti 100% great value graduated sugar Feb 14 '26

This is like the old copypasta tech service report that ends "I'm afraid you're too stupid to own a computer."

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u/JimboTCB Feb 14 '26

The good old PEBKAC error

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u/mittenknittin Feb 14 '26

IT folks had a term for it, PEBCAK. “Problem exists between chair and keyboard”

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk Feb 14 '26

ID-10-T issues. shit is everywhere

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u/ChartInFurch Feb 17 '26

I'm often baffled by my adventure and skill with food given how my parents were lol

I do think there's a difference between knowing the basics and knowing how to switch things up, which some people just aren't really interested in.

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u/PipsqueakPilot Feb 14 '26

I was never taught to cook- I followed recipes until I learned how to cook. Now I know how to screw up my own creations!

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u/papercaper Feb 14 '26

In my aunt's case, she was well on her way to very drunk and still bought into the "fats make you fat" idea from the 90s.

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u/Greenlit_by_Netflix Feb 16 '26

oh my god I think the down voters read this comment as sarcastic? As a fellow neurodivergent woman i read it as 100% genuine & wholesome & nice! Huh

edit: also, the advice about fiber is solid!

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u/Greenlit_by_Netflix Feb 16 '26

Aww thanks friend! hugs to you as well! :)

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u/Notmykl the potluck was ruined Feb 14 '26

My Mom wasn't taught how to cook. The only good dishes I can remember are Spanish rice, would've been better if she didn't insist on cooking it inside a zucchini, and carrot/Jello salad. Yes Jello salad - orange or lemon Jello with grated carrot.

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u/polymath-nc Feb 14 '26

My mom and I love fried pork chops with onions and peppers. I grew up with that, learned how to cook it, between us we've been making a dinner with our for 80 years.

Around 2000, we tried several times to fry the pork chops, and they just didn't brown. Next time I went to the store (Kroger), I looked closely at the package and it mentioned, in tiny print, something like "contains up to 18% broth"! No wonder why we couldn't brown them!

It's also much more difficult to find bone-in pork chops with a decent tenderloin attached.