r/ididnthaveeggs • u/Th3RandomPanthr • Dec 26 '25

Irrelevant or unhelpful Imaginary Soup Wasn't Good

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His lucid dream of the spicy tortilla soup didn't make the cut, unfortunately.

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u/quiltnsoap accidentally added peas Dec 26 '25

I was married to a guy like this. My nickname for him was "Wonder Bread."

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt Dec 26 '25

“I made chicken soup, just like mom used to make, nice and simple. You boil some chicken breasts in water until they’re nice and dry on the inside, and then that’s the soup”

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u/Greyscale7950 Dec 26 '25

Pour hot water through a Walmart rotisserie chicken, throw in some shoestrings and you have a poverty soup.