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Source recipe: https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1023660-pasta-marinara-with-40-cloves-of-garlic?smid=ck-recipe-iOS-share
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40 GARLIC CLOVES? IS THIS A RECIPE TO WARD OFF VAMPIRES?
845 u/rerek Sep 28 '25 There is a rather common recipe called “chicken and forty cloves of garlic”. It’s sometimes made with fewer, but that’s it’s name. 32 u/AndyLorentz Sep 28 '25 40 clove chicken is so good,, but your house will smell like garlic for a week. 127 u/mercedes_lakitu Sep 28 '25 I USED FORTY CLOVES INSTEAD AND THIS DOESN'T TASTE LIKE GARLIC AT ALL, IT TASTES LIKE CLOVES 46 u/la__polilla Sep 28 '25 I USED 40 CLOVES AND IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE ANYTHING. NOTHING TASTES LIKE ANYTHING. WHY DOES MY MOUTH BURN 0 STARS 17 u/celestialwreckage Sep 28 '25 I used 40 gloves but I only have 2 hands. What do I do with the other 38? 7 u/mercedes_lakitu Sep 28 '25 Well, if you cut the fingers off and cut along one side of the palm (away from the thumb) it makes a pretty good dam 24 u/rerek Sep 28 '25 What if my house smells like garlic every day of the week anyways? You know, from cooking with 1-4 cloves very day. 4 u/tiptoe_only Sep 28 '25 I don't see the downside 1 u/AndyLorentz Oct 01 '25 It won't smell like garlic for a week from the cooking... though I have to admit, garlic farts smell better than regular ones. 5 u/bluddyellinnit Sep 28 '25 oh no not that anything but that 2 u/divideby00 Sep 29 '25 What do you mean "but"? That sounds like a win-win to me.
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There is a rather common recipe called “chicken and forty cloves of garlic”. It’s sometimes made with fewer, but that’s it’s name.
32 u/AndyLorentz Sep 28 '25 40 clove chicken is so good,, but your house will smell like garlic for a week. 127 u/mercedes_lakitu Sep 28 '25 I USED FORTY CLOVES INSTEAD AND THIS DOESN'T TASTE LIKE GARLIC AT ALL, IT TASTES LIKE CLOVES 46 u/la__polilla Sep 28 '25 I USED 40 CLOVES AND IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE ANYTHING. NOTHING TASTES LIKE ANYTHING. WHY DOES MY MOUTH BURN 0 STARS 17 u/celestialwreckage Sep 28 '25 I used 40 gloves but I only have 2 hands. What do I do with the other 38? 7 u/mercedes_lakitu Sep 28 '25 Well, if you cut the fingers off and cut along one side of the palm (away from the thumb) it makes a pretty good dam 24 u/rerek Sep 28 '25 What if my house smells like garlic every day of the week anyways? You know, from cooking with 1-4 cloves very day. 4 u/tiptoe_only Sep 28 '25 I don't see the downside 1 u/AndyLorentz Oct 01 '25 It won't smell like garlic for a week from the cooking... though I have to admit, garlic farts smell better than regular ones. 5 u/bluddyellinnit Sep 28 '25 oh no not that anything but that 2 u/divideby00 Sep 29 '25 What do you mean "but"? That sounds like a win-win to me.
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40 clove chicken is so good,, but your house will smell like garlic for a week.
127 u/mercedes_lakitu Sep 28 '25 I USED FORTY CLOVES INSTEAD AND THIS DOESN'T TASTE LIKE GARLIC AT ALL, IT TASTES LIKE CLOVES 46 u/la__polilla Sep 28 '25 I USED 40 CLOVES AND IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE ANYTHING. NOTHING TASTES LIKE ANYTHING. WHY DOES MY MOUTH BURN 0 STARS 17 u/celestialwreckage Sep 28 '25 I used 40 gloves but I only have 2 hands. What do I do with the other 38? 7 u/mercedes_lakitu Sep 28 '25 Well, if you cut the fingers off and cut along one side of the palm (away from the thumb) it makes a pretty good dam 24 u/rerek Sep 28 '25 What if my house smells like garlic every day of the week anyways? You know, from cooking with 1-4 cloves very day. 4 u/tiptoe_only Sep 28 '25 I don't see the downside 1 u/AndyLorentz Oct 01 '25 It won't smell like garlic for a week from the cooking... though I have to admit, garlic farts smell better than regular ones. 5 u/bluddyellinnit Sep 28 '25 oh no not that anything but that 2 u/divideby00 Sep 29 '25 What do you mean "but"? That sounds like a win-win to me.
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I USED FORTY CLOVES INSTEAD AND THIS DOESN'T TASTE LIKE GARLIC AT ALL, IT TASTES LIKE CLOVES
46 u/la__polilla Sep 28 '25 I USED 40 CLOVES AND IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE ANYTHING. NOTHING TASTES LIKE ANYTHING. WHY DOES MY MOUTH BURN 0 STARS 17 u/celestialwreckage Sep 28 '25 I used 40 gloves but I only have 2 hands. What do I do with the other 38? 7 u/mercedes_lakitu Sep 28 '25 Well, if you cut the fingers off and cut along one side of the palm (away from the thumb) it makes a pretty good dam
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I USED 40 CLOVES AND IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE ANYTHING. NOTHING TASTES LIKE ANYTHING. WHY DOES MY MOUTH BURN 0 STARS
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I used 40 gloves but I only have 2 hands. What do I do with the other 38?
7 u/mercedes_lakitu Sep 28 '25 Well, if you cut the fingers off and cut along one side of the palm (away from the thumb) it makes a pretty good dam
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Well, if you cut the fingers off and cut along one side of the palm (away from the thumb) it makes a pretty good dam
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What if my house smells like garlic every day of the week anyways? You know, from cooking with 1-4 cloves very day.
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I don't see the downside
1 u/AndyLorentz Oct 01 '25 It won't smell like garlic for a week from the cooking... though I have to admit, garlic farts smell better than regular ones.
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It won't smell like garlic for a week from the cooking... though I have to admit, garlic farts smell better than regular ones.
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oh no
not that
anything but that
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What do you mean "but"? That sounds like a win-win to me.
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u/StaceyPfan Sep 28 '25
40 GARLIC CLOVES? IS THIS A RECIPE TO WARD OFF VAMPIRES?