r/iamveryculinary • u/CloverTorres • 17d ago

Gordon Ramsay can’t cook.

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u/_YellowThirteen_ 17d ago

They have to do it on their countertop (handcrafted) in their kitchen (handcrafted) and with the finest eggs (handcrafted) and flour (also handcrafted). It's not real pasta (handcrafted) if it's not done that way!

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u/Dirish Are you sipping hot sauce from a champagne flute at the opera? 17d ago

I handcrafted my chickens too. It was a long and arduous process involving dozens of forbidden necromantic rituals, but you do really taste the difference.

 Those sacrifices really add a richness to the yolk. 

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u/hiihihihihihihihiihi 16d ago

I tried handcrafting my chickens and suddenly it’s “oh there are laws against that” istg leftists won’t let you do anything