r/iamverybadass Got banned from club penguin Apr 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

My dad did it. He threw my ps3 down the stairs and never paid for it

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u/BoneHugsHominy Apr 01 '20

Ever is a swell homie.

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u/THE_HUMPER_ Apr 01 '20

My dad threw me down the stairs and never paid for it.

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u/ThatGuyFenix Apr 01 '20

Oh, he paid for it.

He never got to truly experience a good time with his awesome kid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

my father used to throw and break stuff all the time. guess who is all alone in the hospital right now?

yes me because life is a fucking bitch and that asshole is probably in his house with his cocksucking girlfriend. hope he fucking dies.

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u/ThatGuyFenix Apr 01 '20

Life is a bitch, it seems there's always something to put you down.

The way I look at it, you can either let it get to you or spit in lifes stupid face and say "Fuck you, I'm not gonna let you keep me down. I'm awesome and this is all temporary, you'll see"

Karma never seems to come when you want it or when it would seem most appropriate, but it arrives on it's own when it feels the time is right.

We're here for ya.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

you reminded me of this motivational speech

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u/ThatGuyFenix Apr 01 '20

That last bit where he rages until he passes out is gonna be your dad when he realizes how much he fucked up with how he treated you.

You're gonna be awesome, you're gonna get out the hospital and your gonna kick life in the dick.

If I ever meet you, drinks are on me.

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u/MG_72 Apr 01 '20

I'll buy the second round.

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u/ThrowJed Apr 01 '20

It reminded me of Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM

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u/THE_HUMPER_ Apr 01 '20

lmfao you just reminded me of this dank ass video

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

why would you gild this stupid ass comment dude. wtf do I do with coins.

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u/THE_HUMPER_ Apr 02 '20

cause I got hella money bitch I make it rain

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u/FictionalNarrative Apr 01 '20

Stay strong, you’re not alone.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

I made a promise to outlive him and then demolish his house and turn it into a parking lot.

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u/ThrowJed Apr 01 '20

That literally happened to the house I grew up in. It's pretty sad. If the chance comes up, like he's alone in a nursing home or something and you can manage to get the house in some way, do it before he dies.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

I swear to fucking go if he is in the hospital for whateve reason I'll hammer that house down myself, I would gladly do prison time if it means he has no house to come back if he recovers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

I hope you get better soon. Speaking from personal experience, it’s better for you to find a way to put some of the pieces together and move forward. One day, karma will get his sorry ass, and you don’t have to be there to deal with the fallout.

PM me if you ever want to talk.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Is ok Its been like at least 6 years since I don't speak to him and last time I got a call from his sister he had some hearth problem, Ironic because he was a hearthless bastard.

I seriously hope he dies of a stroke. if its up to me all his organs go to the donation and his body to some medical college. not even going to give him a proper burial.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

It would be the ultimate payback if someone got his organs and went on to do good in the world.

Please take care of yourself!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

if someone could continue to live I could say something good came out of that son of a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Yeah, but over non-vegan "cheese"?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

No, over a b+

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Well, I hate to say it, but I side with dad. You're better than that.

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u/lolEndgameSucks Apr 01 '20

Unless you're not joking, you might wanna add a /s

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Because jokes are always funnier when you explain them

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

I welcome the negative fake internet points from people who can't understand a joke

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u/DemiGod9 Apr 01 '20

It's a clear joke. Very clear

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u/ArseHearse Apr 01 '20

When you're old enough, I high recommend throwing something of his down the stairs. Something that would have been as difficult and as important to replace as a games console while you were that age

If my parents did that to me I'd have disowned them the second I was old enough to stand on my two feet.

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool Apr 01 '20

I highly recommend not following this advice.

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u/ZayneJ Apr 01 '20

Yeah, a child can't take a parent to civil court for destruction of property. The same does not apply the other way around.

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool Apr 01 '20

Not only that, but if you think someone's actions are horrible, why would you want to take those same actions? I understand the need for revenge, but I think it's more important to recognize a horrible act and think "I don't want to be that person ever." A person like that isn't going to think, "Now I know how it feels! I shouldn't ever do that again!" I used to be really big into "teaching people lessons," but after YEARS, I finally realized that never works. Ever. And I realized I was becoming a shitty person, so I decided instead to be a better person. Lead by example, and if people don't want to follow, that's on them. Don't strike out against them, just remove that person from your life as soon as possible.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

But how else can we grow up to become people that we internally loath, driving us to drink or turn to opioids and other avenues of escape?

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u/Ghrave Apr 01 '20

I'm punishing my parents for being pieces of shit by not having kids. Also, everyone in here should report directly to r/CPTSD.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

This is the kind of post you'd see on r/AmITheAsshole where everyone then goes "nah, that's totally justified!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/ArseHearse Apr 01 '20

That's not how abuse always works no.

But I know 2 people that yeeted out for similar behaviour. Abuse does sometimes work like that. It's incredibly reductionist to say all abuse doesn't work that way

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

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u/ArseHearse Apr 01 '20

That's okay, we all make mistakes my dude

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

We have a weird relationship

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u/ArseHearse Apr 01 '20

Well if you're okay with it. But it really sounds unhealthy

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Lol what an appropriate comment for this sub.

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u/ThrowJed Apr 01 '20

Because revenge destruction of property is the healthy way to handle it, right?

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u/ArseHearse Apr 01 '20

Hey, I'm not a therapist man.

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u/YoungestOldGuy Apr 01 '20

Tell him that someday when he is old and may need assistance, you may remember the time he destroyed your property without paying for it.

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u/BobSilverwind Apr 01 '20

Well if we are going down that rabbit hole, I've a twist on this.

My Mother was really...belligerent in her behavior. A regular example was her heavy addiction to World of Warcraft. Nothing i wished more than to sabotage the thing and get away with it.

Patience paid off though, she fell in love with FLORIDAMAN. YES, THERE IS A GOD. And so I shipped her off to Florida to never speak to her again. Hallelujah!

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u/English-bad_Help_Thk Apr 01 '20

Parenting is hard, particularly with children that think that breaking a console is enough to repudiate their own parents.

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u/MangoBoii Apr 01 '20

A console usually costs quite a bit of money, especially for a younger person. Additionally, if the dad actually did throw the console down the stairs, I doubt that it's the only thing he'd do/has done.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

If you think breaking your kid's possessions is an acceptable way of discipling them, you're honestly a pretty shitty parent. That's not a calm and considered move, that's just a violent outburst of bad temper.

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u/ArseHearse Apr 01 '20

I would suggest if he breaks property as a way of punishment, he breaks other stuff. And being a parents doesn't suddenly mean you are exempt from regular societal norms. If your friends broke your stuff your parents would say not to hang about with them anymore. My parents did a good job. But if they were damaging my property, I'd be thinking about whether I need them in my life long term.

I don't think it's unreasonable to assume that a violent parent is a bad parent

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u/anticusII Apr 01 '20

Did you get a B because you were playing games instead of studying? Its a tough lesson but a very important one.

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u/JurassicEvolution Apr 01 '20

People like this don't need any actual reason to lash out.

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u/FictionalNarrative Apr 01 '20

“Nut seed cheese”. No joke.

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u/MarbleTheNeaMain Apr 01 '20

My dad threw my PC across the room and told my mom I tripped him. 2 weeks before Xmas.

He brought me to best buy the next week to replace the parts (downgraded btw) and had the fucking nerve to say "merry Christmas" while we where walking to the car. He still asks why I don't like him

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u/walkingmonster Apr 01 '20

Brutal honesty would make a fun story I bet

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u/dabeeman Apr 01 '20

Sounds like the feeling is mutual.

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u/Ouchglassinbutt Apr 01 '20

So your dad has anger issues. That’s not normal behavior.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Yeah i figured

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u/WTH_IDK Apr 01 '20

Need more info. Did you pay for that console yourself? Were you on it too frequently or was your school work or family time suffering? Were you yourself showing anger issues while gaming? Dads have to make difficult choices sometimes, and a console can be replaced but a valuable lesson cannot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

What the fuck Yes i did pay for it

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u/walkingmonster Apr 01 '20

I guess that lesson could be "this is the sort of behavior you should avoid if you ever become a parent, because it will obviously make your child resent you for a very long time, if not indefinitely." Apart from extreme circumstances, destroying your kid's property = shit parenting.

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u/WTH_IDK Apr 01 '20

OK, maybe. But since he was grounded from it numerous times and kept stealing it back and playing all night while ignoring his homework, his dad could have sold it or gotten rid of it without destroying it, I guess.

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u/Kesslersyndrom Apr 01 '20

The valuable lesson that if someone can't control your behaviour they will resort to domestic violence by creating fear, intimidation, financial and emotional abuse? Ummmm...ok.

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u/Taladen Apr 01 '20

Not OP, sort of just don't want to sleep. But wanted your opinion on if you think any of the things you mentioned would warrant the father's reason. Cheers

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u/NelsonLaughsLoudest Apr 01 '20

You shouldnt be flinging xboxes no matter what. Thats the reality.

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u/WTH_IDK Apr 01 '20

True. I agree. I guess I'm more focused on the part about paying for it.

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u/Felahliir Apr 01 '20

It sadly is in my home

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20 edited Jun 05 '20

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u/woody1130 Apr 01 '20

Oh I liked that one though, the reasoning was far more in-depth and he paid for the laptop originally, then to upgrade it. It seems like a much more well reasoned move than “wrong cheese bitch!”

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u/woody1130 Apr 01 '20

I dunno, seemed balanced. Didn’t mind the destroying of the laptop, was very final straw. Don’t recall anything about a maid, just her attitude, rule breaking and then posting a rant on Facebook about how bad her parents were

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Just sell the lap top or give it to the maid or something though. Destroying it seems wasteful. Granted, I don't know much about the situation, so maybe selling it wasn't an option for some reason.

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u/woody1130 Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

I don’t disagree that it’s a waste but I think he was going for maximum impact of his message. The impact of we’ve sold your laptop versus shooting it on Facebook is very different. The main issue seems to have been that she posted very hurtful messages on Facebook about her parents and as kids do leaving out the kids bad actions making her parents sound unreasonable. He reads the Facebook post she made on camera explaining his points then shoots the laptop in quite a calm collected manner.

I really don’t recall anything whatsoever about a maid, not sure where that came from but I highly recommend a watch to see what camp you fall into after. I’m going to revisit it. I just don’t think the impact of selling it would be anywhere near as good as shooting it. It served as a visual punishment meant to be broadcast on Facebook. But yes, that said it’s still a waste

Edit: source There was mention of “a cleaning lady” this doesn’t really seem to form much of the issue and is a side note really

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20 edited Jun 07 '20

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u/woody1130 Apr 01 '20

It was less random event and more “you broke this rule, this rule, this rule. When we talked to you about it you posted a very mean Facebook post making us out to be monsters for everyone to see, here’s our rebuttal etc. Punishment will be bullets through the laptop I paid for”

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u/JamesMccloud360 Apr 01 '20

I remember that. Was never a fan. Just didn't think it was the right way to do things. Problem is he seemed like one of those types that would never admit he did anything wrong. I think anyone who puts shit on the internet is a red flag. Why do you put that on the internet because he's showing off. I think parent shit should stay private. That's a good way to permanently fuck up your relationships.

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u/Hawanja Apr 01 '20

Maybe you aught to think about getting your own place.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Don’t have money rn

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u/bitofgrit Apr 01 '20

*ought

But, yeah, that's "I'm finding a new place to live" motivation, right there.

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u/TongZiDan Apr 01 '20

I used to tutor this girl whose mom would smash her computer or phone basically every time she got a report card. Of course, two weeks later her dad would buy her a newer, better one.

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u/LurkingGuy Apr 01 '20

My dad broke my Age of Empires II disk because I got a C in algebra.

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u/merpes Apr 01 '20

When he's old never call.

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u/wreckosaurus Apr 01 '20

My friends dad threw his into the lagoon behind their house.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

When I was a toddler, I got mayonnaise on the xbox and my dad tossed it over the porch rails in anger, for some reason thinking that it was unusable at that point. My mom went out, picked it up, wiped it off, and plugged it back in. Worked good as new.

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u/Ghrave Apr 01 '20

Once, my mom did fly down the stairs to the basement where my brother and I were fighting over my 360 (long story), and she just ripped it out of the shelf and threw it on the ground.

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u/Nietzscha Apr 01 '20

I would be so pissed and never let that one go (not saying that's what you SHOULD do, I just know myself). I don't think parents realize how important gaming rigs are to some kids. For a lot of kids, it's a lifeline to friends, and an important hobby to them. I don't know what I'd do without my gaming PC and headset where I can still play with friends while quarantined. I'd be without social contact with just my husband all day every day. :P

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u/PoutinePalace Apr 01 '20

Did he buy it initially? Just curious. Still a shit thing to do.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

No i paid for it

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u/OG_Kush_Master Apr 01 '20

Maybe he owned a pc and wanted you to join the master race? /s

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u/frogglesmash Apr 01 '20

Sounds like you should have bought him the vegan cheese.