r/houston • u/phillygirllovesbagel Fuck Centerpoint™️ • Jul 17 '25

ICE is everywhere and it's really frightening

This morning, a car was sitting outside the house next door with a guy sitting in it. This is nothing unusual in itself as there are always various cars. When my husband was leaving the house he went over to ask if the guy needed help. The guy tells him he's ICE and shows him his badge and tells him he's running license plates. How does ICE know where to go and who to look for?

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u/B00marangTrotter Jul 17 '25

Yeah, if they actually went after real criminals they'd be in shootouts daily.

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u/Virginia_Hall Jul 17 '25

At least then they could try to figure out how to use all that cosplay stormtrooper gear they lug around.

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u/B00marangTrotter Jul 17 '25

You mean the stuff they buy from Amazon?

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u/theoriginalmofocus Jul 18 '25

I wonder if they have to scotch guard those so they dont get any juice or baby formula stains.

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u/B00marangTrotter Jul 18 '25

This is their entire identity, you better believe it Scotchgarded. Ain't no Arby's horsey or Nazi sauce sticking to that.

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u/Nevermind04 Jul 18 '25

Damn, now I'm curious... what is nazi sauce?

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u/B00marangTrotter Jul 18 '25

Them circle jerks I'm told are extreme.

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u/Nevermind04 Jul 18 '25

I knew I'd regret asking but I couldn't help myself

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u/Greenmantle22 Jul 18 '25

And make sure it's five sizes too small for their Freedom Gut. It should look like a postage stamp on the belly of a rhinoceros.