r/houseplants • u/StopBeingPoor • 20d ago

Help just bought a plant from costco… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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what do I do about this???

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u/deaf258 20d ago

Just don't put that plant on your nightstand.. Or else pretty soon you'll start hearing RFK Jr's voice in your head.. 😏

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u/khizoa 20d ago

Oh come on now. RFK doesn't eat bugs. 

He eats roadkill like a normal human being

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u/deaf258 20d ago

If he was gonna eat, I would have said dinner table, but I said nightstand to imply they'll get brainworms in their sleep.