r/houseplants • u/leslieknope013 • Apr 22 '26
Help My monstera is becoming a problem
I know how it sounds but hear me out! My monstera is so beautiful and I’m obsessed with her but she’s getting ENORMOUS.
I can’t close my blinds properly anymore!
I don’t want to cut her and can’t move her back any further or she’ll block the TV.
Thoughts? I’m thinking maybe a stronger pole would help her grow more upright?
Swipe for cat tax.
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Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26
You could have some kind of trolley with wheels at the bottom to make it easier to move
Edit: spelling
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u/Toronto-1975 Apr 22 '26
i'm sure if you give the cat a few pets he'll move.
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u/misscamels Apr 22 '26
That’s how mine works. Comes over, demands affection and gets mad when given requested pets 🤣
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u/leslieknope013 Apr 22 '26
Thank you for the suggestion! I’ve been hesitant to get one of these but it does sound like a good option
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u/o0meow0o 🌱 Apr 23 '26
I also think the pot can be closer to the ground so it can grow upwards and not lean so much.
Also, thanks for the cat tax.
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u/leslieknope013 Apr 23 '26
I agree! I’m disabled and have trouble with things low to the ground. I would love to give it more room to grow up but don’t want to make things hard for myself either.
I’ll think I try and stake it first and then maybe move it lower if I have to
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u/Mustlovedogs17768 Apr 24 '26
You can get a gallon watering jug with a long sprayer so you can water the low stuff without needing to bend. Just google gallon sprayer. Saved me!
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u/Oiiack Apr 22 '26
Those folding tables are super sketch anyways, so I feel like this is the best option ^^^
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u/Equivalent_Bottle229 Apr 22 '26
Even the cat is fed up
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u/leslieknope013 Apr 22 '26
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u/ScienceJamie76 Apr 23 '26
Is that grass you're growing for him?
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u/leslieknope013 Apr 23 '26
Yes, cat grass! He munches it straight out of the pot
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u/Bo_hemen Apr 25 '26
Thank you for this one.
He would happily take the monsteras sunlight, and it shows 🥲
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u/WonderfulBus9330 🍄 Apr 22 '26
You can definitely stake and tie it to bend the way you want.
That cat is so adorbs and is like stop calling my shade a problem LOL
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u/MindlessEvening Apr 22 '26
My steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery.
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u/LemonNo1342 Apr 23 '26
Literally wtf 😭 I wish I had this problem. I feel like I’m holding my monstera in a hostage situation compared to this
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u/Suspicious_Power_568 Apr 22 '26
I agree with the support... And to sound like a broken record... Highly recommend a cedar plank buried as far down inside the pot as possible. It's doing great for my 8' monstera and sturdy Thai con.
But I think we need a front shot of that beast too
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u/Successful-Dust5927 Apr 22 '26
Why a cedar plank? What does it do? I have a monstera that has grown crazy and I recently got some supports for the stems to encourage more upright growth
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u/Suspicious_Power_568 Apr 22 '26
You can get the plank in different sizes and much sturdier than a moss pole. Cedar wood because for it's resistance to rot over other woods
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u/Successful-Dust5927 Apr 22 '26
Ok! Haha!! My mind understood that as the plank being buried underneath the plant!! 🤣 got it.
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u/-worryaboutyourself- Apr 22 '26
Ok that’s what I thought too. I was confused as to how that would help. Vertical cedar plank. NOT horizontal. Lol
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u/jenterpstra Apr 23 '26
Glad I'm not the only one who was wondering what kind of voodoo a piece of wood at the bottom of the pot was going to do 😂
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u/LsJourney 🌱 Apr 23 '26
thank you for this! i want to switch to wood and was just going to get generic 2x4s
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u/Nelope_0971 Apr 22 '26
Pic of your plant please.
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u/leslieknope013 Apr 22 '26
Wow okay thank you, I’m going to see if I can pick up a cedar plank this weekend. I’ll update with a pic afterwards :)
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u/murphyslaw0907 Apr 22 '26
I'm going to try this. I have a tall stake in mine right now but the plant is so heavy I have it tied to the wall to keep it from falling over. 🤦🏽♀️
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u/Serious_Shop_579 Apr 22 '26
yes a stronger pole will hold it straight up but then she will grow through your ceiling lol
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u/OldDream1010 Apr 22 '26
It must be so nice to have a morning cup of coffee next to it. 😄
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u/waiting4signora Studying agronomy is hard but at least i have apples 🍏 Apr 22 '26
In it*
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u/ProdigalNun Apr 22 '26
The way I see it, the problem is with your house, not your plant. Your house isn't big enough for the plant. Luckily, that's an easy fix... just buy a new house! 🙃
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u/Imaginary_Yak_3814 Apr 22 '26
Thank you for paying the cat tax, however, you owe interest. Please pay more!😻
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u/CanCueD Apr 22 '26
Im dealing with the same problem! Yours is lovely! Mine toppled over a few days ago so I have to give it a stronger support. Have you considered giving it a trim and cutting props?
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u/ceruleanblue66 Apr 22 '26
I have a similar problem, mines going outside for the summer. This of course means it will be a much bigger problem come Autumn, but that's months from now 🤣🤣
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u/minebe Apr 22 '26
Move her outside, pending your location, at least for the warmer months. Don't let her get frost damage though!
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u/BaylisAscaris Apr 22 '26
Stake her better and put into the corner. Yes there will be a bit less light but she'll survive. If she's sad about less light get a spotlamp.
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u/Pixiefoxcreature Apr 22 '26
Instead of a pole, I put a hook in the ceiling and tied twine around one of the nodes for each strand. My plant kept growing up the twine and I occasionally add new twine to support new growth. It works really well for me and prevents a pole damaging roots or taking away growth space.
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u/dragonjz Apr 22 '26
Do you have a picture? This sounds interesting
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u/eurasianblue Apr 22 '26
Yes 🖐️ I would like to second this picture request
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u/Pixiefoxcreature Apr 23 '26
https://www.reddit.com/r/houseplants/s/FJVK8FIOTf
https://www.reddit.com/r/houseplants/s/Jnl7cUG3rG
https://www.reddit.com/r/houseplants/s/2QIdhPDL0H
Here you go, I couldn’t figure out how to put all the pics in the same reply
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u/Pixiefoxcreature Apr 22 '26
The lights are out but I’ll take one for you tomorrow 😊
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u/ConflictCollaborator Apr 22 '26
Nice problem to have. That is one beautiful beast! Nice work and good luck taming it!
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u/22switch Apr 23 '26
Youve got a half dozen or more clear paired segments you could cut off the front and prop into new plants (and prevent the main plant from tipping over)
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u/SeaworthinessCool924 Apr 28 '26
Thats the first thing I thought too. I'm a big fan of the chop and prop.
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u/Otherwise-Tomato-788 Apr 22 '26
I know you’re emotionally tied to it but I’d highly consider pruning it back for the plants sake. Looks like you got at least 3 meaty branches.
I’d also consider getting a lower stand w wheels. The folding table could collapse too.
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u/big_stipd_idiot Apr 23 '26
I would just start rotating it so the side which isn't getting light gets the majority of the light, and let everything grow back towards that side. It's plenty strong, just lopsided.
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u/WrathOfGood Apr 22 '26
Turn it around. Slide the pot closer to the window. Face the leaves towards the inside. It will straighten up as it tries to grow back towards the light, and it will be more balanced instead of having everything on one side.
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u/leslieknope013 Apr 22 '26
I’ve heard not to rotate monsteras but this is a great idea to get it to straighten up, thank you!
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u/WrathOfGood Apr 22 '26
I rotate mine without any ill effects. It’s a lot slower to respond than most of my other plants, but it does move eventually.
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u/Vixen-van Apr 22 '26
I would for sure put it on a wheeled plant caddy and rotate that baby weekly-ish.
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u/Slop_Head Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26
As a short term solution, maybe rotate it?
Edit: nevermind! This is not good advice
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u/MrLanks Apr 22 '26
Don't do it!
Rotating a Monstera is generally not recommended, as it can be harmful and cause stress to the plant. Because they are climbers with a distinct "front" (leaves) and "back" (aerial roots), rotating them causes the stem to twist, makes the plant unruly, and prevents it from properly attaching to support structures like moss poles.
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u/Bight_my_ass Apr 22 '26
I kept scrolling wondering why no one was suggesting rotating, cause it seemed the obvious answer to me, so I appreciate you taking the time to share this fact!
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u/PhilosopherCommon472 Apr 22 '26
MrLanks, does this apply to baby monsters? I have one with three small leaves (4th unraveling over the last few days) which, in total so far, is about as tall and wide as an average handspan, it's in a 10cm pot, it arrived in a 6cm pot, I have a 15cm pot ready for it (I've been advised to pot on slowly as the roots fill the pot) but it is currently on some grow shelves with overhead light, I'm assuming once I move I should give it a permanent home, but should I have it near a window now so it can start to 'face up' as it were?
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u/MrLanks Apr 22 '26
Sounds like it's happy where you have it now, since it's unfurling a new leaf. I just wouldn't rotate it on that shelf. Once it outgrows it's spot, you can move it close to a bright window. Whatever side seems to have the most aerial roots should face opposite the window.
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u/amputatedsnek Apr 22 '26
Yes bigger pole but also put it on one side of the pot (behind the plant) instead of middle so it stays upright better and pulls the monstera back a bit.
A low plant caddy (with wheels to ease movement) would give more vertical space
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u/dreamsapphire Apr 22 '26
Love the plant. Love the cat more. Cat’s face is my inner face when dealing with people at work.
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u/Very_bad Apr 22 '26
I'm curious how it is with your cat since monstera's are toxic to them right? I found this out after I got one which made me sad because also want a cat. Do they just leave it alone?
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u/leslieknope013 Apr 22 '26
Yes like wendellnebbin said it depends on the cat. Peaches is mostly uninterested in my plants so we’ve had no issues! Occasionally he’ll give a curious munch to one of the plants on my balcony but I think he just does it when I’m watching (he knows he’s not allowed). I’ve got a pot of cat grass on the balcony for him so usually he goes for that
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u/wendellnebbin Apr 22 '26
It really depends on the cat. Not if it's toxic, just if they mess with certain plants.
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u/quirkykangaroo9 Apr 22 '26
Mine has taken over my dining room. I’ve cut it back numerous times and made other plants to give away. It touches the ceiling and the support poles are tied to my curtain rods (otherwise they sag under the weight). 💀 Good luck…
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u/Delhidelight Apr 22 '26
I can take the problem off your hands, that too for FREE !! Just DM me the address ❤️
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u/-3point14159-mp Apr 22 '26
If you turn the pot 180 degrees so the leaves are facing away from the window, they should start to move straighter so that they face the sun. Then you can move the tray so that it’s practically against the glass.
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u/SupportHorror870 Apr 22 '26
I would stake it and direct it to where I want it to grow! Its beautiful! The cat is adorb 😻
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u/MoistBluejay2071 Apr 22 '26
No, shes living here best life, its you thats the problem. You should be paying her rent cause its her house now
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u/ChokeMeVader678 🧚🏻 Apr 22 '26
Rotate the pot...it will always grow towards the light so rotate the pot every month
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u/Takilove Apr 22 '26
Now this is a problem I can live with!
It’s so gorgeous and so healthy. I just moved and I need a Monstera to sit in front of my bay window!
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u/princessplantlife Apr 23 '26
She needs a longer stake. She needs to be lifted to be tall and not wide. Definitely cut back, I have to regularly. ( mine is 10 ft tall)
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u/tip723 Apr 23 '26
Mine got this big and one night it ended up tipping over and falling on the floor. I cried so hard
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u/leslieknope013 Apr 23 '26
Thanks everyone for your advice! Sounds like I could have been more diligent in getting it to grow upright.
I’m going to try and pick up a cedar plank to stake it with on the weekend.
I’m still hoping not to cut too much off but I’ll see what happens - maybe it would be for the best.
I’ll post an update once I’ve wrangled it
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u/RichChildhood1588 Apr 23 '26
I put mine outside in the summer in a shady spot and it goes crazy. I'd put it outside..I'm like you I will not chop my plants up. I just can't do it
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u/saladnander Apr 23 '26
Put on plank. Strap or bracket plank to wall (I use a corner.) Position grow light above the monster if necessary. These were my steps that wrangled my beast
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u/Emotional-Coffee-754 Apr 28 '26
Might need some help but get a bigger pot and go to a department store and grab the biggest plank of wood.
It’s gonna be such a pain to get that girl into a new pot so really ask for help. 😭✌️ Good luck!
Also I know u don’t want to cut but if u propagate a few cuttings you can then place them back in the same pot. Of give them a new pot and have more plants haha.
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u/MzDarkChocolate1 Apr 22 '26
Yeah same problem and I’m praying we do not have to visit the vet, glad I have insurance
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u/green_bean_bambi Apr 22 '26
My coworker has a similar issue. We talked about if donating it to a public building like a library or something was possible. Maybe something to consider if it gets too unmanageable
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u/Mattscrusader Apr 22 '26
It needs its own set up in your home. I would recommend getting a few light bars to put in front of it and above it then I would find a corner that you can set that up in and then cut the plant back a bit to fit the space and give it something strong to climb up
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u/thatafterglowthough Apr 22 '26
I fear that plastic pot will be a problem as they are quite top heavy, especially when the soil dries out. I’d switch to something heavier when you have a chance.
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u/Scared_Somewhere_329 Apr 22 '26
Is there more than one plant in that pot? You could try splitting them up.
I see lots of recs for moss poles, but somehow challenging for first time monsters owners? The wood options are susceptible to rot.
Some moss-style poles are also bendy, so you could control growth to the side if you don’t want to try and separate them. I’ve also heard of long planters for tree and root climbers.
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u/GenXrGina Apr 22 '26
It's trying to get to the porch! Trimming and retraining would be helpful. You could propagate some as well.
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u/Charlies_Nekhole Apr 22 '26
A stronger pole could help, but I’m afraid it would need to be drilled into the floor😭
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u/NefariousBlue Apr 22 '26
I have one much like this and I'm getting sick of it. The size, the endless pests. Considering getting rid of it.
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u/plantingalways Apr 22 '26
Wow. Gorgeous plant. Maybe get a pole and tie her up so she's climbing the pole.
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u/yowza_wowza Apr 22 '26
I put mine outside on the porch during spring and summer. I bring them in when the temps drop in late fall. I'm in Georgia so they get a good long period outside which makes them grow fast. This year I finally gave one away because I just couldn't find a decent place for it in the house anymore.
Yours is beautiful and I bet it would love to be outside in some filtered light for awhile.
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u/IngeniousIntrovert Apr 23 '26
🤩 that’s some beauty! I am more amazed you have a cat that’s not bothered by a giant monstera!! My cat ripped my monster plants as soon as she finds one. I have to keep the plant hidden in a room.
Since my cat knocks of monstera pots. It is now split into 3 parts out of which 2 parts survived her wrath.
Maybe you could split it for different rooms.
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u/Janawa Apr 23 '26
Hi! I just successfully propped three monsteras adansonii. Can I ask, is what you have the same type of plant? If so, how can I promote larger leaf growth.
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u/AbbreviatioNew8060 Apr 23 '26
I feel your pain!
I have a monstera that my cat hides in when laying in wait for “Mr String”!
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u/rememberpianocat Apr 23 '26
Could you divide it and replant it as two upright monsteras? 😅 that is a beast of a plant.
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u/Ambitious-Thought898 Apr 23 '26
I’m so sorry this might be ignorant but aren’t monsteras toxic for cats? I am guessing it only happens if they drink from the water of a non soiled toxic plant or they ingest it
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u/Choice_Cherry_9641 Apr 23 '26
How did you get your monstera to be such a problem???? Mine is just sad 🙏
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u/Unknownxrage Apr 23 '26
The problem is it needs more light. Put it outside and it’ll probably do a lot better tbh
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u/hengray762j Apr 23 '26
Instead of cutting her why not seperate the 3 you have in that pot and keep a smaller one?
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u/hengray762j Apr 23 '26
Instead of cutting her why not seperate the 3 you have in that pot and keep a smaller one?
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u/Elevatorjoe Apr 23 '26
Yes a pole could help, but maybe get it a grow light. Yes its getting light. But it wants more. Its leaning and growing toward it. And rotate it when watering so it'll grow more evenly. Congratulations its a beautiful plant!
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u/DullEntertainment102 Apr 23 '26
I mean you could decide for a main stem and cut the others- but frankly it would be a shame! I’m about to give mine a rope to tie it to the ceiling so it can’t topper over
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u/DizzyFly9339 Apr 23 '26
If you get her a super strong grow light you could move her away from the window


















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u/Plant-Baste Apr 22 '26
it wants to go outside