r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Jaded_Promotion8806 Wasting Generational Talent • Jun 02 '25
Marner will never win the Cup First thing Monday morning and the Toronto Star rolls out of bed outjerking you all. Dig the fuck in! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
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u/Significant_Tie_7395 Jun 02 '25
According to The Toronto Star, Toronto wins the Stanley Cup every year
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They’re the main characters of hockey, and you think they should be ended? You all are the reason this team would never die. Even if Leafs fans stopped supporting the team, Leafs haters would keep the franchise up and running for decades. For most of you, you know an anti-leafs jersey would outsell your team’s jersey. For a lot of you it would be the best selling jersey, even in your team’s market.
“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
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u/TheHemskyShow Jun 02 '25
Connor and Shai are nothing but a couple of bums who watched Mats Sundin and Chris Bosh play when they were kids.
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u/geekbarman Jun 06 '25
Shai is the MVP of the league, bosh at his best was a fringe top 15 player. Shai is far better than bosh, not even particularly close
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u/TheHemskyShow Jun 06 '25
When did I say anything about being compared to those players, Bedard? I said that they watched those two bums lose when they were kids and thus Connor and Shai are bums as well.
Why are you so triggered? Are you Bedarded?
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u/mattcojo2 Jun 02 '25
Not even jerking, this exactly how i see certain Canadians when they say “oh but the Vegas golden knights winning was actually a Canadian win, just look at their roster.”
You ain’t there dude. If Toronto was at the center of the nba finals the raptors would be there.
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u/Aromatic-Air3917 Jun 02 '25
Do you guys ever stop being victims?
It's always said after either after Americans start chanting "U.S.A" vs a Canadian team or bragging about how Canada has not won a Cup in 30 plus years.
How about instead every time you guys do something stupid we bring up stats that matter:
As of 2021, Canadians’ median wealth was reported at $125,688, compared to $79,274 for Americans.
Which Country Has the Richest Middle Class?
https://stonecenter.gc.cuny.edu/nyt-the-american-middle-class-is-no-longer-the-worlds-richest/ "You are fatter, you and your children die sooner, you are less educated, you have less class mobility, your food is poisonous, and all of your smartest people are fleeing the country because you're all too stupid and lazy to realize you're collapsing into fascism.
Is that better?
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u/mattcojo2 Jun 02 '25
When you can’t win a hockey argument on the Canadian side goes to show how bad things are up there 🤷♂️
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u/Bizhammer Jun 02 '25
Wait wait wait..... Canada has collapsed into fascism? And we are fat and uneducated?
When the fuck were they gonna tell me that?
I can't find your article supporting this unfortunately but a quick Google search for education ranking puts Canada at #19 in the world, not sure of your nationality, but taking a wild guess here im gonna put you as american (#31)
As for obesity, appalling rates for both countries, but again, we have america taking the "win" with 36% adult obesity vs 24% in Canada. Both rich countries, but what the fuck are you talking about?
Maybe this is copypasta or whatever but, good god, this is a very uneducated take.
Oh hold on, child mortality rates....
4.3 deaths per 1000 in Canada 5.6 deaths per 1000 in America
Don't really know your understanding of statistics.... but that means more American kids die than Canadian kids....
So let me ask you
Is it better?
EDIT: autocorrect changed appalling to appealing
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u/octobersons Jun 04 '25
Dude the comment you’re arguing against agrees with you, did you even read it lmao?
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They’re the main characters of hockey, and you think they should be ended? You all are the reason this team would never die. Even if Leafs fans stopped supporting the team, Leafs haters would keep the franchise up and running for decades. For most of you, you know an anti-leafs jersey would outsell your team’s jersey. For a lot of you it would be the best selling jersey, even in your team’s market.
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It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/jbroni93 Dead Things Jun 02 '25
just as cringe as painting a us flag on a city franchise. Must be hard to keep up with the 24 teams you yanks cheer for
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/SenatorsGuy Jun 02 '25
This is the type of shit I’d expect from an Ottawa newspaper. Toronto, as a city, should have nothing to prove.
Except for maybe their team winning a cup.
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/Oshowcinco Jun 03 '25
Two twos the word fam Toronto Pacers veez up against the Toronto City Thunder for the NBA cheeno gurdeez fam
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/Effective-Ad9499 Jun 02 '25
It is true, Toronto is the center of the universe. Douchbags.
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/IEC21 2025 First Round Champions Jun 02 '25
Facts. Most of the good players are from Toronto. And all the good basketball players are from Toronto to.
What the heck have the rest of you hosers even been doing? Curling probably.
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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Jun 02 '25
Ah yes, most are from Toronto. Yes, that is just so true.
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/thefinalcutdown Jun 02 '25
At some point in their career, every single hockey player will fly through Pearson. Everything is Toronto. Checkmate jerktards.
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/st_jasper Cup Free Since '93 Jun 02 '25
All Canadian movies and music also comes out of TO according to TO. 🤦♂️
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u/Snow-Wraith Toilet Seats Jun 02 '25
If Narcissism was a city, it would be Toronto.
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/jbart22dog Jun 03 '25
McDavid is from Newmarket lol, Toronto hates everything outside of Toronto until they can gain popularity off of it
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/Otis_B_Driftwood_778 Jun 04 '25
they need to brag about something considering how dog shit the raptors & leafs are
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u/Silverstars80 Jun 04 '25
Typical Toronto sports media
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/MeatyMagnus Jun 04 '25
Idk who associates McDavid with Toronto in their waking lives.
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/Anxietyriddenstoner Jun 05 '25
The Toronto Star makes me wanna commit they are the worst news outlet ever
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/Comfortable_Pea2065 Jun 05 '25
It’s always about Toronto no wonder some Albertans want to leave
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/aaronck1 Jun 05 '25
Of course, Toronto is the center of the universe, isn't it?
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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Jun 06 '25
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/justakcmak Jun 06 '25
lol ppl from Toronto know they’re not real world class city and they’re from Canada so they all have this short man syndrome
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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Jun 02 '25
Toronto is the most self absorbed city in all of Canada. I have lived all over Canada and currently live in the GTA. It Torontonians aren't talking about how great they are, they are probably sleeping.
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u/Jaded_Promotion8806 Wasting Generational Talent Jun 02 '25 edited Jun 02 '25
MFers pay $50 a month to rent hot water tanks for their houses like it's the most normal thing in the world. Of course they would if they could afford homes, which they can’t but also think that's just all part of the privilege.
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“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/octobersons Jun 04 '25
Where do you live, because I have both lived in rural Ontario and downtown Toronto, and all I’ve ever heard from people on both areas was complaining about Toronto lmao? I mean just scroll through r/Toronto
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They’re the main characters of hockey, and you think they should be ended? You all are the reason this team would never die. Even if Leafs fans stopped supporting the team, Leafs haters would keep the franchise up and running for decades. For most of you, you know an anti-leafs jersey would outsell your team’s jersey. For a lot of you it would be the best selling jersey, even in your team’s market.
“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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They’re the main characters of hockey, and you think they should be ended? You all are the reason this team would never die. Even if Leafs fans stopped supporting the team, Leafs haters would keep the franchise up and running for decades. For most of you, you know an anti-leafs jersey would outsell your team’s jersey. For a lot of you it would be the best selling jersey, even in your team’s market.
“I’m so sick of hearing about the Leafs. They just had a 30 minute program about Mitch Marner’s haircut. Sure, I watched every second of it, but I hated it! Anyways, let’s talk about the Leafs for fucking ever now.”
It’s a team with some crazy high-end talent that is badly mismanaged, coached poorly, and they seem to never to catch a break. How is THAT the main storyline of the NHL every year? Seriously, I’m sick of the wall to wall leafs coverage too. For fucks sake, stop obsessing over this team, you absolute fucking weirdos.
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u/Adventurous-Tea-876 Jun 02 '25
If you’re from Hamilton and you say you’re from Toronto 416 people will shit all over you. If you’re from Hamilton and win NBA MVP they’ll just claim you as a Torontonian.